Toy Box

Here’s my current sex toy collection, listed alphabetically by category. Dildos galore, plus an assortment of butt plugs, vibes, penis toys, and other doodads! Check out this pic to see almost the entire collection together as of April 2018.

Key: ❤❤❤=I come so hard the room spins; ☺=good, consistent orgasms; 🎨=dildo art; 😢=I hate this with a deep, burning passion

Dildos (Plus Thrusters and Pulsators)

Bad Dragon Flint, small size, firm
Bad Dragon Nox, medium size, firm  🎨
BMS Factory Addiction “Brandon”
BMS Factory Addition “Tom”
Bondara Pink Mr Realist
Blush Novelties Avant D3 Summer Fling striped suction cup dildo 🎨
Blush Novelties Avant D5 Sin City striped suction cup dildo ❤❤❤🎨
Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 and P3 ☺ dildos
Blush Novelties Luxe Purity 2
Blush Novelties Real Nude Ergo
Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo
Blush Novelties Ruse Magic Stick
Blush Novelties Silicone Willy’s 6” (nonvibrating) and 8” (vibrating)
BS Atelier Alex Noise in light blue 🎨
BS Atelier Nude Cioccolato
Cloud 9 Pro Sensual 9” Suction Cup Dildo
Damn Average Above Average Alien, medium firmness 🎨
Damn Average C6.25, medium firmness 🎨
Doc Johnson American POP! Rebel
Doc Johnson Truskyn Tru Super dual-density dildo
Fantasticocks Argus and Zion
Fun Factory Boss
Fun Factory Bück Dich dildo paddle
Fun Factory/Semenette POP ejaculating dildo
Fun Factory Stronic G pulsator ❤❤❤❗ (=Aaaah it’s so good!!!)
Fun Factory Stronic Real pulsator ❤❤❤❗
Funkit Toys NoFrillDo, shapes G and B
Fuze Silicone Alpha and Harmony
Fuze Silicone Ten series Ace, Ultra, and Foreman
Lovehoney 7” Curved
Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dragon, small, 75% firmness ☺
New Folklore Silicone Brewer (x2), firm (10A) 🎨
New York Toy Collective Ellis suction cup dildo ❤❤❤
NS Novelties ColourSoft 8” and 5″ ❤❤❤
NS Novelties Colours Wave
NS Novelties Firefly 5” Pleasures
Pleasure Forge Ankheg, in psychedelic colors! 🎨
Pleasure Forge Illithid Dungeons-&-Dragons-themed dildo ☺🎨
Pleasure Works (Good Vibrations) Cadet Vibrating
Scifi Erotics Zuklat the Dayneb
Shapely Toys Binate, firm (10A) 🎨
Split Peaches Rivetor and Screw You, small ☺ 🎨
Split Peaches Unicorn Horn, small
Sportsheets Sedeux Flare
Tantus Adam Super Soft
Tantus Alan ☺
Tantus Echo Super Soft ☺
Tantus Gary
Tantus Steam Hunk (Super Soft) ❤❤❤
Tantus Uncut #1 ❤❤❤
Tantus Vamp Super Soft 
Tantus Vibrating Vamp 😢
Twin Tail Creations Cortez, medium firm (8A) 🎨
Uberrime Esplendido Grande (biggest dildo I own, y’all!)
Uberrime Dildos Essential Gentleman ☺ 🎨
Uberrime Helios sun god dildo ☺🎨
Uberrime Night King (x2): 10A ❤❤❤ 🎨 and 00-50🎨
Uberrime Dildos Splendid Gentleman 2.0 marbled dual-density ❤❤❤🎨
Velvet Thruster Walter self-thrusting anal bead dildo ❤❤❤
Vixen Creations Large Realistic Bent
Vixen Creations VixSkin Johnny 
Vixen Creations VixSkin Maverick


BMS Factory Pillow Talk Flirty
Doc Johnson iVibe iRipple
FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet
Fun Factory Volta fluttering vibe 😢
NS Novelties Luxe Princess ❤❤❤
Screaming O Charged Vooom
VeDO Bam
We-Vibe Tango

Butt Plugs, Non-Dildo Prostate Toys, Misc. Anal

Aneros Eupho Trident ☺ and Eupho Syn
Blush Novelties Avant Pride P5
Blush Novelties Luxe Explore plug
Blush Novelties Performance Prostimulator 02
B-Vibe Snug Plug 1 ☺
B-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite Remote-Controlled Butt Plug ❤❤❤
Fuze Arrow and Fuze Pleasure Plug 2
Njoy Pure Plug, small ❤❤❤
Tantus Perfect Plug Kit
Velvet Thruster Walter

Penis Toys

Doc Johnson Optimale vibrating cock ring 😢
Hot Octopuss Pocket Pulse vibrating penis stroker 😢
Screaming O Charged Skooch cock ring with fins ❤❤❤
Tantus C-Sling 😢
Tantus Super Soft C-Rings, normal and vibrating

Suction Cups, Paddles, and Assorted Doodads

Fun Factory Bück Dich dildo paddle
Fun Factory Fun Cups size B (menstrual cups) 😢
Liberator Wing toy mount
New York Toy Collective Double-Sided Silicone Suction Cup ❤❤❤
Sportsheets Sex in the Shower Silicone Slapper  ☺
Sportsheets velcro thigh harness
Tantus suction cup attachment  ❤❤❤
T.O.M. v.2 Suction Cup Dildo Mount ☺

One thought on “Toy Box

  1. Elena

    June 25, 2017 at 3:30pm

    Found your site today and I am loving all the information–your reviews are well written and I am positive they will help me find the right toy for me. Great job!

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      June 25, 2017 at 8:53pm

      Thank you, Elena!!! I really appreciate that you took the time to comment; sometimes I wonder if anyone’s getting anything out of my reviews. I hope you do find just the right toy(s) for *you*.

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  2. S

    May 20, 2018 at 1:31am

    Does anybody have any promo codes for shevibe

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