Toy Box

Here’s my entire sex toy collection, listed alphabetically by category. Dildos galore, plus an assortment of butt plugs, vibes, penis toys, and other doodads! Then there’s the list of sex toy failures that I’ve purged from my collection…And finally, I always want to expand my horizons, so you can find my current wishlist at the bottom.

Key: ❤❤❤=I come so hard the room spins; ☺=good, consistent orgasms; 🎨=dildo art; 😢=I hate this with a deep, burning passion

Currently Have:


Bad Dragon Flint, small size, firm
Bad Dragon Nox, medium size, firm  🎨
Bondara Pink Mr Realist
Blush Novelties Avant D3 Summer Fling striped suction cup dildo 🎨
Blush Novelties Avant D5 Sin City striped suction cup dildo ❤❤❤🎨
Blush Novelties Luxe Purity 2
Blush Novelties Real Nude Ergo
Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo
Blush Novelties Ruse Magic Stick
BS Atelier Alex Noise in light blue 🎨
BS Atelier Nude Cioccolato ☺
Damn Average Above Average Alien, medium firmness ❤❤❤🎨
Damn Average C6.25, medium firmness 🎨
Doc Johnson American POP! Rebel
Doc Johnson Truskyn Tru Super dual-density dildo
Fun Factory Boss
Fun Factory Bück Dich dildo paddle
Fun Factory/Semenette POP ejaculating dildo
Fun Factory Stronic G pulsator ❤❤❤
Funkit Toys NoFrillDo, shapes G and B
Fuze Silicone Alpha and Harmony
Fuze Silicone Ten series Ace, Ultra, and Foreman
Lovehoney 7” Curved
New Folklore Silicone Brewer (x2), firm (10A) 🎨
New York Toy Collective Ellis suction cup dildo ❤❤❤
NS Novelties ColourSoft 8” ❤❤❤
NS Novelties Colours Wave
NS Novelties Firefly 5” Pleasures
Pleasure Forge Illithid Dungeons-&-Dragons-themed dildo ☺🎨
Pleasure Works (Good Vibrations) Cadet Vibrating
ThePleasureWorks (Etsy) Essential Gentleman ☺ 🎨
ThePleasureWorks (Etsy) Night King 🎨
ThePleasureWorks (Etsy) Splendid Gentleman 2.0 marbled dual-density ❤❤❤🎨
Scifi Erotics Zuklat the Dayneb
Shapely Toys Binate, firm (10A) 🎨
Split Peaches Rivetor and Screw You, small ☺ 🎨
Split Peaches Unicorn Horn, small
Sportsheets Sedeux Flare
Tantus Adam Super Soft
Tantus Alan ☺
Tantus Echo Super Soft ☺
Tantus Gary
Tantus Steam Hunk (Super Soft) ❤❤❤
Tantus Uncut #1 ❤❤❤
Tantus Vamp Super Soft 
Tantus Vibrating Vamp 😢
Twin Tail Creations Cortez, medium firm (8A) 🎨
Xenocat Artifacts Caiman, medium medium (10A) 🎨
Vixen Creations Large Realistic Bent
Vixen Creations VixSkin Johnny 
Vixen Creations VixSkin Maverick

Butt Plugs and Prostate Toys

Blush Novelties Luxe Explore plug
Blush Novelties Performance Prostimulator 02
B-Vibe Snug Plug 1 ☺
B-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite Remote-Controlled Butt Plug ❤❤❤
Fuze Arrow and Fuze Pleasure Plug 2
Tantus Perfect Plug Kit

Penis Toys

Doc Johnson Optimale vibrating cock ring 😢
Hot Octopuss Pocket Pulse vibrating penis stroker 😢
Screaming O Charged Skooch cock ring with fins, Charged Vooom vibe ❤❤❤
Tantus C-Sling 😢
Tantus Super Soft C-Rings, normal and vibrating

Suction Cups, Paddles, and Assorted Doodads

Fun Factory Bück Dich dildo paddle
Fun Factory Fun Cups size B (menstrual cups) 😢
Liberator Wing toy mount
New York Toy Collective Double-Sided Silicone Suction Cup ❤❤❤
Sportsheets Sex in the Shower Silicone Slapper  ☺
Sportsheets velcro thigh harness
Tantus suction cup attachment  ❤❤❤
T.O.M. v.2 Suction Cup Dildo Mount ☺
We-Vibe Tango

Once Owned:

Tantus Duchess and Sam
Vixen Creations Woody
NS Novelties Colours Pleasures Thick 5”
Maia Kendall/D.3
Bad Dragon Nox, S/5
Damn Average Jav, super soft
Damn Average Bishop, firm
Damn Average Average Alien, medium
Damn Average kegel balls
Lovense Ambi
We-Vibe Glow and Dusk

Wish List

“Vanilla” Cocks

New York Toy Collective Carter and Leroy
Hole Punch Toys Chewie
Fleshjack Boys Brent Corrigan
Tantus Uncut #1s in cream and mocha (tan isn’t enough)
Vixen Creations Leo Vibrating
RealDoll RealCock 2

Indie/Fantasy Cocks

Damn Average Troll
Exotic Erotics Orc, Howard
A Krow’s Nest Hobbs
Pleasure Forge Ankheg


Funkit Jellyfish Flogger
Tantus Pelt


Editor, writer, introvert, hedonist, and lover of all the finer things in life—including lots of high-quality sex toys.

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  1. Elena

    June 25, 2017 at 3:30pm

    Found your site today and I am loving all the information–your reviews are well written and I am positive they will help me find the right toy for me. Great job!

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      June 25, 2017 at 8:53pm

      Thank you, Elena!!! I really appreciate that you took the time to comment; sometimes I wonder if anyone’s getting anything out of my reviews. I hope you do find just the right toy(s) for *you*.

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