Toy Box

What Am I Doing? (My Toy Box and Wish List)

Key: ❤❤❤=absolute fav, ❤=love, 🙂=works very well for me, 🎨=dildo art

Currently have (alphabetized by brand):

Bad Dragon Flint, small firm (8A) 🙂
Bad Dragon Nox, medium size, firm (8A) 🎨
Bondara Pink Mr Realist
Blush Novelties Real Nude Ergo
Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo
Blush Novelties Ruse Magic Stick 🙂
BS Atelier Alex Noise in light blue 🎨
BS Atelier Nude Cioccolato ❤
Damn Average Above Average Alien, medium (8A) ❤🎨
Fun Factory Boss
Fun Factory Bück Dich dildo paddle
Fun Factory/Semenette POP ejaculating dildo 🙂
New Folklore Silicone Brewer (x2), firm (10A) 🎨
NS Novelties ColourSoft 8” 🙂
NS Novelties 5” Firefly Pleasures
Pleasure Works Cadet Vibrating
Scifi Erotics Zuklat the Dayneb
Sedeux Flare by Sportsheets
Shapely Toys Binate, firm (10A) 🎨
Split Peaches Rivetor and Screw You, small ❤ 🎨
Split Peaches Unicorn Horn, small
Sportsheets Sedeux Flare
Tantus Adam Super Soft
Tantus Alan 🙂
Tantus Echo Super Soft ❤
Tantus Gary
Tantus Uncut #1 ❤❤❤
Tantus Vamp Super Soft 🙂
Tantus Vibrating Vamp
Twin Tail Creations Cortez, medium firm (8A) 🎨
Xenocat Artifacts Caiman, medium medium (10A) 🎨
Vixen Creations Large Realistic Bent 🙂
Vixen Creations VixSkin Johnny 🙂
Vixen Creations VixSkin Maverick


Doc Johnson Optimale vibrating cock ring
Liberator Wing
Screaming O Charged Skooch cock ring with fins
Sportsheets Sex in the Shower Silicone Slapper
Sportsheets velcro thigh harness
Tantus C-Sling
Tantus Perfect Plug Kit
Tantus Super Soft C-Rings, normal and vibrating
Tantus suction cup attachment
We-Vibe Tango

Purple silicone dildos lineup

Purple cocks just keep enlisting in my dildo army. My general, Scifi Erotics’ Zuklat the Dayneb, is MIA from this photo because he’s too large.

Have also owned:

Tantus Duchess
Vixen Creations Woody
NS Novelties Colours Pleasures Thick 5”
Maia Kendall
Bad Dragon Nox, S/5
Damn Average Jav, super soft
Damn Average Bishop, firm
Damn Average Average Alien, medium
Damn Average kegel balls
Lovense Ambi
Screaming O bullet vibe; Tantus silver bullets
We-Vibe Glow and Dusk

Wish List

Vanilla Cocks

New York Toy Collective Carter and Ellis
Vamp Frida Softskin dildo
Dorcel Real Double Do double-ended dildo
Fleshjack Boys Brent Corrigan
Tantus Uncut #1s in cream and mocha (tan isn’t enough)
Fun Factory Stronic Eins
Sinthetics 7” Uncircumcised Dildo
RealDoll RealCock 2

Indie/Fantasy Cocks

Damn Average Troll, OS/8
Exotic Erotics Orc, S/8; Howard, 6/8 split
Fleshlight Cyborg


Funkit Jellyfish Flogger
Tantus Pelt


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One thought on “Toy Box

  1. Elena

    June 25, 2017 at 3:30pm

    Found your site today and I am loving all the information–your reviews are well written and I am positive they will help me find the right toy for me. Great job!

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      June 25, 2017 at 8:53pm

      Thank you, Elena!!! I really appreciate that you took the time to comment; sometimes I wonder if anyone’s getting anything out of my reviews. I hope you do find just the right toy(s) for *you*.

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