RealCock 2 Review: Dirk Ultra-Realistic Silicone Dildo

I am a dildo devotee—and the RealCock 2 Dirk dildo was my new favorite inanimate object, the best of the hundreds of dildos I own. Silicone…that looks alive. The RealCock Dirk (Rockwell and Jones too) is nothing other than a prosthetic penis. The level of realism was stunning: this dick is a work of silicone artistry. UNTIL.

This RealCock 2 review was literally years in the making. I discovered the RealCock 2’s existence four years ago, after I learned about body-safe silicone toys and became a comparative dildo reviewer.

Since my dual-density dildo guide has grown to include more and more realistic dildo options,¹ I finally decided it needed completion. It needed a RealCock 2. With four RealCock models to choose from, of course I picked the 2-inch-wide one with the big coronal ridge—my general dildo preference.

So the RealCock 2 Dirk came into my life. I’ll tell you about the 3 F’s essential to any complete dildo review: Firmness, Finish, and Feel. Here’s what set the RealCock 2 Dirk unique, back when they were actually shipping…

The Silicone: Three Layers

The big deal with dual-density (two-layer) silicone toys is that they feel more real + more comfortable. They’ve got a soft outside and firmer core, for soft-like-skin plus erect sensations together.

Triple density silicone adds another dildo layer. I don’t think that makes 3-layer dildos more realistic vs. dual-density, though. The firmer outside “skin” = less realistically fleshy.

And the RealCock isn’t the same triple-density composition as VixSkin BroncoX or Pris Toys Android Trinity or some Uberrime. RealCock 2 is/was dual-density with a painted silicone coat, that didn’t change the feel vs. a normal dual-density dildo. (Though RealCock 2’s balls are a unique sandwich.)

The RealCock 2’s core was firm: it really bends the same amount during play as an erection does. (Whereas many dual-density dildos are easier to bend in one hand—a flexibility that’s nice if you’re mounting them on a wall, but a lil wiggly when you’re thrusting them fast.)

And the skin layer, the soft part: It was so soft, smooshy like the outer layer of Vixen Creations’ VixSkin toys or the whole body of SquarePegToys SuperSoft Bronze/ Chestnut/ Graphite. Dirk was not draggy (unless you’re going in totally unlubed-up). Basically, it’s like my favorite single-density (Mr. Hankey’s Toys), except RealCock Dirk’s skin-like feel is amped up by 20%, *and* there’s a firm core so I’m not having to stick a bullet vibe inside to make it less floppy.² And hey, if you’re looking for a cheaper Dirk dildo that’s still soft, then here’s a chode-y one by SquarePeg: it’ll fold over on itself with pressure, unlike RealCock 2 Dirk.

Then, the extra visual effect. With RealCock 2’s hand-painted details, you get a hyper-realistic aesthetic that’s **totally safe** for contact with human skin and mucous membranes. Typically we only see toys with redder heads in porous, yucky materials like PVC. Not in silicone.

Plus the veins in the RealCock 2 appeared embedded under the skin; raised like real-life veins. They popped out. Dirk by Realcock made flat “flesh” tones look pedestrian.

No doubt, the look of a sex toy can affect the owner’s desire to play with it. I’ve said this before about pretty-colored things. With sparkles, you know.

Dirk wasn’t pretty in the “cute” sense, but was beautiful in a gloriously realistic sense. It was like photo-realistic art: a hand-crafted representation of every little detail in a true-life scene. And this true-life scene is a penis pic, so I found myself turned on.

For base price, all four RealCock 2s could previously be ordered in your choice of 3 skin tones: fair, medium (pictured here!), and dark.³ I’m quite white, and medium Dirk’s shaft is very close to the color of my nipples, while the dildo’s glans is the color of my inner labia’s pouches.

Floating Testicles & Sil-Slide Tech

Besides the third silicone layer, RealCock 2s were different from every other silicone dildo around because of the floating balls. The testicles were multi-layered too, not just soft silicone all the way through. Impressively, the balls were entirely separated from the shaft and from each other—not just part of the hard core. And you could move them around. Until they burst, that is.

The shaft skin could be moved around too—a little. RealDoll called this effect “Sil-Slide technology.” The squishy silicone isn’t fully bound to the core underneath. It really wasn’t a sliding skin, didn’t move like foreskin AT ALL. Because: cured platinum silicone is body-safe because it’s stable, and it’s not in its nature to move up to a couple inches up and down like porous, living skin. That’s just how silicone works.

The *FEEL*

For me as a realistic-dildo lover, the RealCock 2 was so fucking good that:

• I first spent a week unable to write about it because my words would be inadequate;
• I then started writing about semiotics and language as a symbol that can translate lived experience but isn’t identical with said experience;
• I finally realized, “Fuck it, I decided not to become a linguistics professor a dozen years ago, and now I’m a sex writer instead, so I’ll just say, ‘DAMN this is a great dildo, I have been missing out.‘” (Then I’ll make a video showing ya how it moves—which YouTube will later remove despite the 18+ content warning and zero pornographic elements.)

I talk about skin feel a lot, because it’s a big part of realism. The RealCock 2 Dirk was great for this quality, out of all the realistic dildos around. Had the best “dural texture.”

Even before it degraded, it was not perfect—Dirk is slightly stickier and slightly slicker than skin. And the coronal ridge—that big ridge, that my G-spot loves like a dear friend(WB)—was softer than an erect penis head.⁴ Dirk’s thick core came almost all the way to the urethral slit, so the head isn’t too smushy like I disliked with my first VixSkin. The retracted-foreskin kinda lines for the 2/3 an inch below the main ridge add just a dash of secondary texture. I felt all the little skin lines down the rest of the shaft in an abstract way, dimly.

I usually liked having Dirk’s large corona⁵ massage my G-spot and above. When I’m lying flat on my back most of all. I pretty much never come from the flat “back side” of a dildo shaft, because my G-spot is all about the ridge.⁶ But the extra hardness of the core coming through has made me come hard on Dirk, even while standing up in the shower and jerking it “upside down.”

Let’s talk about size: Dirk was thick. And round. And pretty long too. My favorite ex’s cock was 2″ thick but more ovoid than Dirk’s roundness, so the extra sizing really hit home the first time I tried Dirk. That and the fact that Dirk was over 9 inches tall, full length, sitting on my desk here. That’s over 7.25 inches insertable length—honestly too much for my vag. Personal preference: I wish it was shorter so I could grind on the ballsack better.

Vac Hole & Ease of Use

Overall the RealCock 2 Dirk’s shaft and my vag got along great, the first year. Swimmingly, in fact. Almost perfectly. My fingers and wrist have a harder time because of HOW BIG Dirk’s base is. The front extends outward, into a large silicone flap. This extension is meant to stabilize the cock’s multiple layers. Unfortunately, it also makes the toy more awkward to thrust by hand.

The Vac-U-Lock hole in the bottom of the shaft made it somewhat better. I could stick my finger into it and turn Dirk’s head ever so slightly, then fit Dirk’s balls into my palm. My fingers are small, so this may be one reason why gripping Dirk’s base was harder for me than it would be for others. The large base is fuckin’ clunky, unfortunately.

The central aim of the Vac hole is to let you put any RealCock 2 onto either (1) a fucking machine or (2) a Vac-U-Lock harness. That way you don’t have to worry about handling the large base; you have the work of thrusting done for you. (I’m all about that!) Clearly the logical solution here was that I needed to finally get myself a fucking machine.

There are also several Vac-U-Lock suction cups (get the large one), if you want hands-free riding with RealCock. They’re OK on very smooth horizontal surfaces, not on walls. Where they fail.

Other RealCock 2 Flaws / Defects

Please know: Vac inserts are difficult to remove from the RealCock 2 especially if you haven’t really lubed that hole up prior to insertion. Always remove the Vac plug right after use, so the lube doesn’t dry out and made extraction a real chore.

Finally, the bottom of the base is not totally smooth. There are two circles underneath where the balls went in; a slightly ragged area an inch in front of the Vac-U-Lock hole, where there was a spout for pouring the core silicone in, then the silicone was trimmed; and there’s a gauze lining embedded around the Vac hole itself, to ensure that the soft silicone does NOT start to tear (like Hankey’s Toys Vac holes will do inevitably). Also, Dirk comes with little tiny pigment dots on the front of the base. I assumed this was carelessness with the silicone paint at first, but apparently they’re “freckles”! OR SO THEY SAID.

After 2 years, one day I noticed bubbles under my RealCock. Coming up from the balls. I’d washed it and dried it, leaving it with other silicone toys. None of the other dildos and vibrators were affected. Only the RealCock had developed weird spots.

…I’m left wondering, WTF is actually in this thing’s balls and shaft? Is it even pure silicone? ….

The Ordering Process & Packaging

Ordering a RealCock 2 online: Just don’t do it.

When my RealCock 2 was ready to go, I received a UPS shipment notification via email. This was so I can be at home to sign for the package, because signature delivery is required. Then I opened the box and saw:

The packaging was minimal, which worked for me because I’m all about what’s inside a toy box rather than any cardboard or plastic shell I’m going to see once, then recycle. RealCocks came in a plastic bag, with a short instruction sheet.

Care & Cleaning

The instructions said to wash with soap and water. But DO NOT BOIL. Since I’m all about body-safe materials, I like sanitizing stuff. Especially totally new toys, because god only knows what’s going on with the dust or bugs or mold release agents or whatever in the Chinese factories where so many (even nonporous silicone) toys are produced.

Typically, one can boil any silicone dildo without mechanical parts. But due to the extra-softness of the silicone here, the gauze-lined Vac hole, and the price of the toy, I understand the extra caution. A RealDoll employee (back in 2020 when they actually had customer service) told me that besides soap and water, isopropyl alcohol is totally fine with RealCock 2s. So I went for my trusty 70% rubbing alcohol (much lazier than heating up water to boil, btw) when I’ve dropped my RealCock 2 on a dirty floor and want to give it a deeper clean. Of course rinse again well with soap and water after using alcohol on your body-safe sex toy.

Final Thoughts / Rating

I’m exactly the kind of person the RealCock 2 dildos were made for. Created for the phallophile, the one who’s picky about ultra-realistic detail. The one who wants the very best in their penis representation.

This review has become a dildo dissertation, because I believe that a dildo of this caliber deserves that. Just as you deserve as much info as possible if you’re going to put down a considerable chunk of money on a toy. On just a plain dildo, they say. But this is a dildo that’s exquisite in its handmade detail. It wa a dildo that I feel compelled to name,⁷ and that I feel an unusual amount of affection for. Because it was realistic enough to make me, subconsciously, want to treat it like a human member. To be gentle with it, to caress its balls, to fantasize about pleasuring it. The same way it gave me pleasure.

UNTIL IT DEVELOPED SPOTS AND DEGRADED. GROSS.

NOTES

1. It’s an exciting time to be a silicone dildo reviewer, I tell ya: the body-safe options are practically exploding!
2. Not that I don’t like the vibes sometimes!
3. Custom color for an extra grand, if you wanna go all the way.
4. I try to give shore durometer rankings whenever possible, but RealCock skin is so soft it’s negative on the A scale, and the firmness differences between low 00-shore silicones are so difficult to feel in hand, it’s not practical to spend a few hundred bucks on this sensitive measuring device.
5. This shape’s main selling point for me!
6. In no universe would I choose doggy style over cowgirl or missionary for any reason except to grind on a ballsack, and then only briefly.
7. I’m not telling you what the name is, that’s a secret between me and Dirk-not-Dirk 😄