RealCock 2 Review: Dirk Ultra-Realistic Silicone Dildo

I am a dildo devotee—and the RealCock 2 Dirk dildo was my new favorite inanimate object, the best of the hundreds of dildos I own. Silicone…that looks alive. The RealCock Dirk (Rockwell and Jones too) is nothing other than a prosthetic penis. The level of realism was stunning: this dick is a work of silicone artistry. UNTIL.

RealCock 2 review
🛑UPDATE & Warning! DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT. In 2021, by a year into RealCock-ing, I got tired of how clunky the RealCock2’s base is. During 2020 quarantine, I increasingly suffered trying to thrust this ginormous base by hand, in and out of my body, in lieu of actually having human lovers. My wrists got angry. Do note the size of the RealCock 2’s bottom, even in the smallest Jones model. Also, my RealCock had actually degraded by 2 years in; I think the balls popped or something, because it swelled up, and other users have had experience of the product degrading/changing over time. 2024 UPDATE: Plus, I’ve heard from at least 3 buyers now that RealDoll/Abyss is taking people’s money but not actually shipping RealCocks after MANY months, up to 13 months! Original RealCock 2 review follows, modified to make it past tense.

This RealCock 2 review was literally years in the making. I discovered the RealCock 2’s existence four years ago, after I learned about body-safe silicone toys and became a comparative dildo reviewer.

Since my dual-density dildo guide has grown to include more and more realistic dildo options,1 I finally decided it needed completion. It needed a RealCock 2. With four RealCock models to choose from, of course I picked the 2-inch-wide one with the big coronal ridge—my general dildo preference.

So the RealCock 2 Dirk came into my life. I’ll tell you about the 3 F’s essential to any complete dildo review: Firmness, Finish, and Feel. Here’s what set the RealCock 2 Dirk unique, back when they were actually shipping…

The Silicone: Three Layers

The big deal with dual-density (two-layer) silicone toys is that they feel more real + more comfortable. They’ve got a soft outside and firmer core, for soft-like-skin plus erect sensations together.

Triple density silicone adds another dildo layer. I don’t think that makes 3-layer dildos more realistic vs. dual-density, though. The firmer outside “skin” = less realistically fleshy.

And the RealCock isn’t the same triple-density composition as VixSkin BroncoX or Pris Toys Android Trinity or some Uberrime. RealCock 2 is/was dual-density with a painted silicone coat, that didn’t change the feel vs. a normal dual-density dildo. (Though RealCock 2’s balls are a unique sandwich.)

The RealCock 2’s core was firm: it really bends the same amount during play as an erection does. (Whereas many dual-density dildos are easier to bend in one hand—a flexibility that’s nice if you’re mounting them on a wall, but a lil wiggly when you’re thrusting them fast.)

And the skin layer, the soft part: It was so soft, smooshy like the outer layer of Vixen Creations’ VixSkin toys or the whole body of SquarePegToys SuperSoft Bronze/ Chestnut/ Graphite. Dirk was not draggy (unless you’re going in totally unlubed-up). Basically, it’s like my favorite single-density (Mr. Hankey’s Toys), except RealCock Dirk’s skin-like feel is amped up by 20%, *and* there’s a firm core so I’m not having to stick a bullet vibe inside to make it less floppy.2 And hey, if you’re looking for a cheaper Dirk dildo that’s still soft, then here’s a chode-y one by SquarePeg: it’ll fold over on itself with pressure, unlike RealCock 2 Dirk.

Then, the extra visual effect. With RealCock 2’s hand-painted details, you get a hyper-realistic aesthetic that’s **totally safe** for contact with human skin and mucous membranes. Typically we only see toys with redder heads in porous, yucky materials like PVC. Not in silicone.

RealCock 2 hand-painted silicone
The veins!

Plus the veins in the RealCock 2 appeared embedded under the skin; raised like real-life veins. They popped out. Dirk by Realcock made flat “flesh” tones look pedestrian.

No doubt, the look of a sex toy can affect the owner’s desire to play with it. I’ve said this before about pretty-colored things. With sparkles, you know.

Dirk wasn’t pretty in the “cute” sense, but was beautiful in a gloriously realistic sense. It was like photo-realistic art: a hand-crafted representation of every little detail in a true-life scene. And this true-life scene is a penis pic, so I found myself turned on.

RealCock 2 head coloring
This is not a penis! Hyper-realistic dildo art.

For base price, all four RealCock 2s could previously be ordered in your choice of 3 skin tones: fair, medium (pictured here!), and dark.3 I’m quite white, and medium Dirk’s shaft is very close to the color of my nipples, while the dildo’s glans is the color of my inner labia’s pouches.

Floating Testicles & Sil-Slide Tech

Besides the third silicone layer, RealCock 2s were different from every other silicone dildo around because of the floating balls. The testicles were multi-layered too, not just soft silicone all the way through. Impressively, the balls were entirely separated from the shaft and from each other—not just part of the hard core. And you could move them around. Until they burst, that is.

RealCock 2 floating testicles

The shaft skin could be moved around too—a little. RealDoll called this effect “Sil-Slide technology.” The squishy silicone isn’t fully bound to the core underneath. It really wasn’t a sliding skin, didn’t move like foreskin AT ALL. Because: cured platinum silicone is body-safe because it’s stable, and it’s not in its nature to move up to a couple inches up and down like porous, living skin. That’s just how silicone works.

The *FEEL*

For me as a realistic-dildo lover, the RealCock 2 was so fucking good that:

  • I first spent a week unable to write about it because my words would be inadequate;
  • I then started writing about semiotics and language as a symbol that can translate lived experience but isn’t identical with said experience;
  • I finally realized, “Fuck it, I decided not to become a linguistics professor a dozen years ago, and now I’m a sex writer instead, so I’ll just say, ‘DAMN this is a great dildo, I have been missing out.‘” (Then I’ll make a video showing ya how it moves—which YouTube will later remove despite the 18+ content warning and zero pornographic elements.)

I talk about skin feel a lot, because it’s a big part of realism. The RealCock 2 Dirk was great for this quality, out of all the realistic dildos around. Had the best “dural texture.”

Even before it degraded, it was not perfect—Dirk is slightly stickier and slightly slicker than skin. And the coronal ridge—that big ridge, that my G-spot loves like a dear friend(WB)—was softer than an erect penis head.4 Dirk’s thick core came almost all the way to the urethral slit, so the head isn’t too smushy like I disliked with my first VixSkin. The retracted-foreskin kinda lines for the 2/3 an inch below the main ridge add just a dash of secondary texture. I felt all the little skin lines down the rest of the shaft in an abstract way, dimly.

I usually liked having Dirk’s large corona5 massage my G-spot and above. When I’m lying flat on my back most of all. I pretty much never come from the flat “back side” of a dildo shaft, because my G-spot is all about the ridge.6 But the extra hardness of the core coming through has made me come hard on Dirk, even while standing up in the shower and jerking it “upside down.”

Let’s talk about size: Dirk was thick. And round. And pretty long too. My favorite ex’s cock was 2″ thick but more ovoid than Dirk’s roundness, so the extra sizing really hit home the first time I tried Dirk. That and the fact that Dirk was over 9 inches tall, full length, sitting on my desk here. That’s over 7.25 inches insertable length—honestly too much for my vag. Personal preference: I wish it was shorter so I could grind on the ballsack better.

Vac Hole & Ease of Use

Overall the RealCock 2 Dirk’s shaft and my vag got along great, the first year. Swimmingly, in fact. Almost perfectly. My fingers and wrist have a harder time because of HOW BIG Dirk’s base is. The front extends outward, into a large silicone flap. This extension is meant to stabilize the cock’s multiple layers. Unfortunately, it also makes the toy more awkward to thrust by hand.

The Vac-U-Lock hole in the bottom of the shaft made it somewhat better. I could stick my finger into it and turn Dirk’s head ever so slightly, then fit Dirk’s balls into my palm. My fingers are small, so this may be one reason why gripping Dirk’s base was harder for me than it would be for others. The large base is fuckin’ clunky, unfortunately.

RealCock 2 Vac-U-Lock hole floating testicles
More gratuitous squishy balls for the win…and my finger in the Vac hole.

The central aim of the Vac hole is to let you put any RealCock 2 onto either (1) a fucking machine or (2) a Vac-U-Lock harness. That way you don’t have to worry about handling the large base; you have the work of thrusting done for you. (I’m all about that!) Clearly the logical solution here was that I needed to finally get myself a fucking machine.

There are also several Vac-U-Lock suction cups (get the large one), if you want hands-free riding with RealCock. They’re OK on very smooth horizontal surfaces, not on walls. Where they fail.

Other RealCock 2 Flaws / Defects

Please know: Vac inserts are difficult to remove from the RealCock 2 especially if you haven’t really lubed that hole up prior to insertion. Always remove the Vac plug right after use, so the lube doesn’t dry out and made extraction a real chore.

Finally, the bottom of the base is not totally smooth. There are two circles underneath where the balls went in; a slightly ragged area an inch in front of the Vac-U-Lock hole, where there was a spout for pouring the core silicone in, then the silicone was trimmed; and there’s a gauze lining embedded around the Vac hole itself, to ensure that the soft silicone does NOT start to tear (like Hankey’s Toys Vac holes will do inevitably). Also, Dirk comes with little tiny pigment dots on the front of the base. I assumed this was carelessness with the silicone paint at first, but apparently they’re “freckles”! OR SO THEY SAID.

After 2 years, one day I noticed bubbles under my RealCock. Coming up from the balls. I’d washed it and dried it, leaving it with other silicone toys. None of the other dildos and vibrators were affected. Only the RealCock had developed weird spots.

…I’m left wondering, WTF is actually in this thing’s balls and shaft? Is it even pure silicone? ….

The Ordering Process & Packaging

Ordering a RealCock 2 online: Just don’t do it.

When my RealCock 2 was ready to go, I received a UPS shipment notification via email. This was so I can be at home to sign for the package, because signature delivery is required. Then I opened the box and saw:

RealCock 2 packaging

The packaging was minimal, which worked for me because I’m all about what’s inside a toy box rather than any cardboard or plastic shell I’m going to see once, then recycle. RealCocks came in a plastic bag, with a short instruction sheet.

Care & Cleaning

The instructions said to wash with soap and water. But DO NOT BOIL. Since I’m all about body-safe materials, I like sanitizing stuff. Especially totally new toys, because god only knows what’s going on with the dust or bugs or mold release agents or whatever in the Chinese factories where so many (even nonporous silicone) toys are produced.

Typically, one can boil any silicone dildo without mechanical parts. But due to the extra-softness of the silicone here, the gauze-lined Vac hole, and the price of the toy, I understand the extra caution. A RealDoll employee (back in 2020 when they actually had customer service) told me that besides soap and water, isopropyl alcohol is totally fine with RealCock 2s. So I went for my trusty 70% rubbing alcohol (much lazier than heating up water to boil, btw) when I’ve dropped my RealCock 2 on a dirty floor and want to give it a deeper clean. Of course rinse again well with soap and water after using alcohol on your body-safe sex toy.

Final Thoughts / Rating

I’m exactly the kind of person the RealCock 2 dildos were made for. Created for the phallophile, the one who’s picky about ultra-realistic detail. The one who wants the very best in their penis representation.

This review has become a dildo dissertation, because I believe that a dildo of this caliber deserves that. Just as you deserve as much info as possible if you’re going to put down a considerable chunk of money on a toy. On just a plain dildo, they say. But this is a dildo that’s exquisite in its handmade detail. It wa a dildo that I feel compelled to name,7 and that I feel an unusual amount of affection for. Because it was realistic enough to make me, subconsciously, want to treat it like a human member. To be gentle with it, to caress its balls, to fantasize about pleasuring it. The same way it gave me pleasure.

UNTIL IT DEVELOPED SPOTS AND DEGRADED. GROSS.

NOTES

  1. It’s an exciting time to be a silicone dildo reviewer, I tell ya: the body-safe options are practically exploding!
  2. Not that I don’t like the vibes sometimes!
  3. Custom color for an extra grand, if you wanna go all the way.
  4. I try to give shore durometer rankings whenever possible, but RealCock skin is so soft it’s negative on the A scale, and the firmness differences between low 00-shore silicones are so difficult to feel in hand, it’s not practical to spend a few hundred bucks on this sensitive measuring device.
  5. This shape’s main selling point for me!
  6. In no universe would I choose doggy style over cowgirl or missionary for any reason except to grind on a ballsack, and then only briefly.
  7. I’m not telling you what the name is, that’s a secret between me and Dirk-not-Dirk 😄

26 thoughts on “RealCock 2 Review: Dirk Ultra-Realistic Silicone Dildo”

  1. Great Review Felicity! I was about to buy a realistically large dildo with similar dimensions before I found your video review on Youtube; coupled with this detailed review, you’ve convinced me to treat myself to one of these instead. You covered absolutely everything.
    I’ve never been so impatient for a dildo to arrive before now; it’s going to be a joy to use with my fucking machine!

    Reply
  2. Reading this I thought you are awesome! The level of detail to describe this was as detailed as the realcock2 itself haha. Fantastic simply love your work. It helps people truly pick something out and not waste money on getting disappointed. I also love the comparison with the vixskin..you hit every question I had which..no OTHER reviewer does. All the best

    Reply
  3. First of all its alot of money.second they said it would be 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.i ordered 1 and now its 5 weeks plus.it might be an ok item.but in a few more days it will be 6 weeks and still not knowing when it will be shipped.this is a joke.i will give them another 4 days to say whats going on.that will make it at least 7 weeks till received.if i dont get word in 4 days i want my money refunded or im going to the bank.ughhhhh

    Reply
    • You do realize that there’s a global pandemic going on and that many people are being forced to stay at home? Including employees of sex toy manufacturers, distributors, and retail shops?

      Also that there’s **a full week** left on your wait time, and you’re already threatening credit-card chargeback?

      Please try to be less of an entitled asshole during these trying times.

      Reply
      • 😂 You’re awesome. Ordering a dildo of this quality to be made during a global pandemic gives a whole new meaning to the term “delayed gratification”. I ordered mine March 8th and got my despatch email May 8th which did indeed excite me so. I await its arrival with my fucking machine at the ready!

        Reply
          • So it arrived May 28th in the U.K. I had my fucking machine all set up and ready to go. This dildo is just magnificent and your review really has done it justice. I was just that much extra aroused by how realistic it was that while I got started with it, I was leaking a ridiculous amount of pre-cum at the lower speeds. I took it doggy style and when I increased speed, it managed to spin upside down on the vac-u-lock putting that gorgeous corona on my p-spot; not long after that, at 280 RPM I had the most amazing orgasm ever.
            It’s now safely tucked away upstairs in the lovely black display case it came in and I could swear I’m having withdrawal symptoms right now. I think next time I’ll take it while I’m on my back. 😛
            I’m ever so glad I read your review Felicity and decided to treat myself to this awesome dildo.

    • To see additional info on order, click “orders” on your RealDoll account and then click “view” on orders page. It’ll show you a little mire insight on status of order.

      Reply
      • This could definitely be helpful info for someone, thank you!

        If I seemed short in my reply to previous poster, it’s because I’ve worked in customer service, and there are truly some entitled SOBs out there. Like it’s literally a global fucking pandemic and this person was threatening chargeback because their handmade dildo wasn’t completed prior to the *normal* completion window?! Seriously.

        Reply
        • Hey Felicity, I just wanted to let you know that you are my number 1 go-to place when it comes to reading and learning about dildos these days. Ever since I discovered your blog, I am amazed at the amount of effort you put into each review. You really write the most in-depth (pun intended) guides that are online. I also love your sense of humor that slides into each review that you write (pun again, sorry).
          Anyway enough of me boring you with compliments.
          I want to say that I have been obsessed with this Real Cock from the moment I saw it. As trans male realism is crucial to me so this is listed as an essential purchase on my list. I hope to order it soon and if it is as you say then I think that most of my collection will go to garbage.
          Anyway, IDK if you noticed but RC has 2 new dildos available: 1 huge named Bruce (ideal length IMO 10 inch, but too much girth it would feel like fisting someone) and the second one named James.
          I am mentioning this since I remember that in your review of Hankey’s Topher Michels you mentioned that you like short and stubby toys. And in this review, you also said that your ideal RC would be something shorter and equally thick (as you can see I am an attentive reader :D).
          Anyway, I thought that you might be interested to check this one out. Here is the link: https://www.realdoll.com/product/james/
          And, who knows, maybe you can write us a review again for this one as well. Although tbh I am more interested to see how this Bruce would feel like, but considering the size (and the price) I think that I will have to buy it myself. And find a wiling reciepent.
          I apologize for the too-long message.
          I just wanted to tell you that I appreciate your work.

          Also, is there some way that we as readers can support you, like do you have Patreon or Buy Me a Coffee?

          Thanks again for the hard work!

          Yeah, I could not resist that one either…puns are gonna bring me to the grave.

          All the best and Cheers,
          Klaus

          Reply
          • Hey Klaus, thank you so much for the compliments!!!

            Yeees, the RealCocks are so nice. Very carefully detailed. I just with the bases weren’t huge! That’s the big downside for me, they’re harder to jerk and will require a nice stable harness, like a good leather one, with Vac-U-Lock capacity.

            I do like thicker toys that aren’t long. 2″ D x 5-6″ L is my ideal. And James looks nice. I wish it had Dirk’s more prominent ridge, is all!

            The Bruce would definitely be a stretching adventure 😄

            I do have a Kofi here, for anyone kind enough to ask. Thank you!

  4. As a trans man, I am so stoked for this. I just really wish they made a version compatible with a regular o-ring harness. Vac-u-lock harnesses look so poor quality, and now I need to find a way to make this prosthesis compatible with my regular leather harness (looking like a Tantus suction cup may do the trick for a base…)

    Reply
    • Hi, thanks so much for reading!

      I agree, I wish there was a RealCock with a smaller base.

      And that there was a silicone Vac insert! I’ve actually spoken to 2 US toy makers about this, maybe we’ll see one come about at some point. (Email sales@uberrimedildos.com if you want to spur that maker on in this department :-))

      I think the Tantus suction cup insert is too small to stabilize the RealCock in a harness.

      I just recently realized that Hankey’s Toys now has a metal + silicone insert for its toys with Vac holes, a stronger possibility. Let me know if you try it out, would love to hear your experience. I need to pick one of these up at some point.

      Reply
      • Thanks so much for these leads– I’ll email the above company and check out the Hankey’s insert. I appreciate your intelligent & sex-positive work here!

        Reply
        • Thank you so much for the kind words! Oooh Hankey’s looks pretty back-ordered now, but I definitely need to get on ordering one of those myself in the near future. Feel free to come back and comment with your experience with these gadgets!

          Reply
  5. What is the (e.g.,) mid-shaft girth measurement (circumference!) for this dildo? And what’s the number for the thickest insertable part?

    It’s a pet peeve of mine when people give the diameter/width… Which can obviously mean different things given variance in shape/cylindricality. I don’t say this to knock you–I love your blog!–I just wish dildo folks made a habit of using tape measurements in all their reviews. Thanks and bless you!

    Reply
    • Hi! The RealCock individual descriptions all give the circ. and diameter for widest part of the toy. For Dirk, circ. is 6 inches, for both mid-shaft and widest head point right above the corona.

      I actually find diameter the more useful measurement personally, as it’s easier for me to visualize a width across than a circumference around—and diameter is what the front wall of my vag will notice most easily too.

      Reply
  6. My wife has had wonderfully positive and enlightening results as we have been experimenting with larger sex toys like this recently over the past year or so (penis sleeves and extensions for me to wear during sex, very large dildos, and large vibrators.) Now, after reading your review Felicity, we are very, very excited about ordering a Dirk for her. So we were wondering, are you still as enamored with this toy after a year and half of use since you posted the original review? And, do you think it would be possible for this dildo to be used in a harness that I could wear during sex with her? We have zero experiences using a harness (so not sure if or how everything “fits” in that type of scenario), but she is really intrigued and turned-on by the the idea of me wearing Dirk while making love with her. Honestly, I myself am pretty excited by the possibilities for her, and us, also. Thanks for the great review.

    Reply
    • Hey! Thank you for reading and sharing, and I’m sorry for the slow reply.

      I do still think the RealCock 2’s composition feels fantastic, but I find myself being lazier and not wanting to deal with how chunky the base is a lot of the time. It’s a lot of weight to thrust by hand; I’d asked RealDoll to consider creating a ball-less version with more compact base, but they weren’t interested in the idea, which is disappointing. I’m currently working with a new indie maker who is spot-on with triple-density silicone dildo firmness, but trying to create a toy with a more lifelike finish at the moment — so, something that is great-feeling but also easier to thrust into oneself *or* to strap-on.

      I would not not recommend strapping on the RealCocks, especially if you have a penis, because the base is SO large I can’t see there being room.

      Reply
      • Hey Felicity, thanks so much for the very honest feedback. I think we are going to still go for it as there are a few things about it that are still very intriguing for her (lifelike look and feel for fantasy play, size and length of course, and the ball play). So perhaps it will be good for use riding it (she enjoys cowgirl very much), or mounting it against the wall… and maybe I can participate helping her with the heavy thrusting by hand also. Again, thanks for your great reviews.

        Reply
  7. I have a non functioning micropenis and wanted to compete with wife’s life partner so I got this and a Doc Johnson vacu-lock harness. What you said in your reviews is spot on. My wife said it feels incredibly realistic inside her. When he cums I can satisfy her for many more orgasms. Awesome!!

    Reply
  8. Just a heads up, my partner ordered me one of these last March 2023 and it has been over a year now and they have not shipped out the order and the last message we received from them was in December, who knows if we’ll ever get it.

    Reply
    • RIGHT, so besides the product degrading (that I have the HUGE warning for up top), it also takes over a year to receive! That’s horrific. OMG. Truly terrible.

      Reply

Leave a Comment