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    • Safe Lubes Guide! 💦
    • Best Toys Under $50
    • Comparison Guide Index
  • Dildo Guides
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    • Most Realistic Dildos
    • Choosing Your 1st Dildo
    • Under-$50 Faves 🍆
    • Glass Dildos
    • Safe Suction Cup Dildos / Hands-Free
    • Silicone Firmness List
    • Uncut Dildo List
    • Njoy Pure Wand How-To: G-Spot & Prostate
    • Self-Thrusting Dildos
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    • Sex Machines
    • Suction Cup Dildo Positions, Rated
  • Vibrator Guides
    • Womanizer vs. Satisfyer vs. Sona
    • Wand Vibrators: Power!
    • Bullet Vibes vs. We-Vibe Tango
    • Rose Toys Compared
    • Best 1st “Beginner” Vibrators
    • Under-$50 Vibes Rated
    • Public / Long-Distance Vibrators: Lovense & More!
    • G-Spot Vibrators
    • Rabbit Flex! Ratings
    • Clit Sucking + G-Spot Vibes
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    • Self-Thrusting Rabbit Vibes
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    • Sex Toy Storage
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Lucky Bloke Review: Best Condom Selection

October 14, 2021 by Felicity
Lucky Bloke Review, Best Condom selection: my experience

Lucky Bloke is an online boutique for condoms & safe sex supplies that I began shopping at back in 2017! It’s a small business with a mission: to provide …

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Jack-Off-O-Lantern Sex Toy Gift Card Giveaway

October 18, 2019 by Felicity

As the night grows longer, your thoughts may turn to the ghoulish, the macabre, the spooky… And I’d like to make your heart beat faster for another reason too: …

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Blogiversary Giveaway WINNERS & Sex Toy Collection Pics!

October 18, 2019 by Felicity

And we have winners! My “You Do You” 2nd Blogiversary Giveaway offered 23 total prizes, in 18 prize bundles, and I’ve now notified all 18 winning entrants. As the …

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“You Do You” Sex Toy Giveaway: Gift Cards, Dildos of Your Choice, & More!

October 18, 2019 by Felicity
Phallophile Reviews Free Sex Toy Giveaway 2nd Blogiversary You Do You

Phallophile Reviews is turning two, and that means free sex toys to celebrate! Up to $1,645.73 total retail value worth! [This giveaway is now over—check out my current Jack-Off-O-Lantern …

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Best Sex Toys of 2018?: My Top 5 Favorites and Year-in-Review

January 14, 2019 by Felicity
Top 5 Sex Toys of 2018 Giveaway Phallophile Reviews

2018 was a mind-fuck of a year for me—the highs and lows were on a new level. I went through big personal changes that could’ve ended this blog: a breaking …

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First Blogiversary Sex Toy Giveaway!!!

November 19, 2018 by Felicity

Note: This giveaway has now ended! Thanks for reading my site and celebrating my first year of blogging, if you were able to participate! FREE SEX TOYS—who doesn’t want them? …

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