I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…

In Supero, Uberrime has surpassed their previous creations for realism. With less spot impact than Splendid—but more softness—Supero reminds me much more of a real cock. Except in vibrant glitter colors. This is exceptional because Supero is a handmade, US-produced, dual-density toy that’s under $100.…

The ultimate realistic dildo??? I’d read dozens of VixSkin Mustang reviews before I got my hands on one, wondering whether it could live up to the hype. So much love was showered on the Vixen Creations Mustang dildo—so many words of praise—that I didn’t bother…

Blush Neo Elite Dual Density Silicone Dildos phallophile reviews

As a professional dildo reviewer, I have a verdict: Blush Neo Elite Dildos are simply the best affordable realistic dildos. They’re revolutionary for their price: For $30–$36, you get two layers of body-safe platinum silicone. This dual-density construction makes Neo Elite dildos both soft (like…

Uberrime Splendid dual density dildos small large

Big news: Uberrime heard that people like having choices and decided to make a smaller and larger size of the popular Splendid dildo! The Uberrime Splendid large is for those times when I want above-and-beyond stimulation. And the small is the exact opposite: a very…