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Best Sex Toys under $40 – Cheap but Body-Safe

September 21, 2023 by Felicity
Cheap sex toys - body-safe toys under $40

Cheap sex toys needn’t feel cheap-o. But, many “budget” sex toys are unsafe still. Toxic PVC sex toys can leach chlorine, and even melt; while soft “jelly” elastomers let …

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Discreet Vibrators & How to Hide Sex Toys Guide

August 9, 2023 by Felicity
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Got something to hide?! Discreet dildos, low volume vibrators, and secret sex toys are a necessity if you’re living with roommates or family. A discreet vibrator can either be …

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Air Pulse Vibrator Rating Guide

September 15, 2023 by Felicity
Air pulse vibrators guide - best and how to use

Better than oral sex?! Air pulse vibrators are strong in a new kinda way: Loved because they produce faster and harder climaxes than any sex device since the “back …

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Grinding Sex Toy Guide: Clitoral Hump-ables

August 23, 2023 by Felicity
Grinding sex toys guide

Sometimes, a daily grind isn’t a bad thing… A grinding sex toy is for clitoral stimulation from rubbing off—usually against a broad surface. These vibrators & grind pads often …

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Best Sex Toys Under $50 – Cheap but Not Crap!

March 7, 2023 by Felicity
Affordable Sex Toys - Best Under $50 vibrators and dildos

You shouldn’t have to pay $150 for good orgasms! Good news: Some affordable sex toys are better than ever. Stronger, with many body-safe silicone vibrators & dildos costing $30 …

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Ultra Flexible Rabbit Vibrators Guide

September 19, 2022 by Felicity
Ultra Flexible Rabbit Vibrator Guide

Why flexible? Rabbit vibrators are amazing when they work, but notoriously prone to not aligning well for any given user. The problem: Human bodies vary, and these dual-stimulating vibrators …

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