I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…

In Supero, Uberrime has surpassed their previous creations for realism. With less spot impact than Splendid—but more softness—Supero reminds me much more of a real cock. Except in vibrant glitter colors. This is exceptional because Supero is a handmade, US-produced, dual-density toy that’s under $100.…

The Anaconda Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys slides right in… Slithers… Positively wriggles its way into my ass. This pointy-tipped dildo is super-soft, and delightfully smooth—with just a hint of texture, and a ridge that pulls but doesn’t impose. I get the serpentine naming, because…