The Anaconda Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys slides right in… Slithers… Positively wriggles its way into my ass. This pointy-tipped dildo is super-soft, and delightfully smooth—with just a hint of texture, and a ridge that pulls but doesn’t impose. I get the serpentine naming, because…
Luzarte’s Polka Dot Jollet Dildo is a prime example of “orgasm art.” It’s the kind of toy where, if you tweet a pic showing a shelf full of literally a hundred dildos, someone will hone in on JOLLET ONLY and ask what it is. Together…
The Tantus XL Fist Trainer Dildo is the widest and most forcefully orgasmic sex toy that I’ve ever had inside my vagina. I considered this “fisting dildo,” part of Tantus’ new lineup of XL SuperSoft silicone dildos, for a couple months before I decided to take the…
I love a thick dick that’s not too long. So I had to go for the Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys, in original size. This lifecast cock is just under 2 maximum thickness and 5 inches long. That’s the 17th percentile…
Lazy penetration is high on my list of “sex toy selling points,” so Flexbang, a suction cup dildo positioning tool, intrigued me. Essentially, it’s a right angle, made of flexible acrylic, that you stick any suction cup dildo on to. It’s not a toy mount,…
Blush Impressions dildos go against the grain. Truly STRONG vibrating dildos with suction cups??? Basically unheard of. As a category, suction cup vibes tend to have lackluster power and/or include porous materials. Meet the exception: Impressions dildos hold serious strength inside their smooth silicone shafts.…
I’d like to introduce you to Bella: Uberrime Dildos’ most realistic toy yet! This review will cover my experience with the Uberrime Bella and compare it to its closest relatives: other above-average-size two-layer silicone dildos like the Uberrime Splendid Large. Bella is big & bold:…
The ultimate realistic dildo??? I’d read dozens of VixSkin Mustang reviews before I got my hands on one, wondering whether it could live up to the hype. So much love was showered on the Vixen Creations Mustang dildo—so many words of praise—that I didn’t bother…
