Buh-boom-buh-BOOM! The Thump It dildos by XR Brands are true to their name: thumping dildos, NOT thrusting dildos or vibrating dildos. Their magnets bump-bump-bump in a strangely unusual way. Self-propelled sex toys are so popular now, it seems every manufacturer’s looking to release toys that:…
SquarePegToys Dirk Review It’s all in the SKIN! SquarePegToys lifecast dildos always practically *overflow* with skin details. And with Dirk here, you get two options: foreskin up, and foreskin down. (Also, balls or no balls!) Sure, Leo is the most popular SquarePegToys realistic. Lots of…
I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…
I am a dildo devotee—and the RealCock 2 Dirk is my new favorite inanimate object, the best of the hundreds of dildos I own. Silicone…that looks alive. Dirk (Rockwell and Jones too) is nothing other than a prosthetic penis. The level of realism is stunning:…
Uberrime Supero Review In Supero, Uberrime has surpassed their previous creations for realism. With less spot impact than Splendid—but more softness—Supero reminds me much more of a real penis. Except in vibrant glitter colors. This is exceptional because Supero is a handmade, US-produced, dual-density toy…
The Anaconda Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys slides right in… Slithers… Positively wriggles its way into my ass. This pointy-tipped dildo is super-soft, and delightfully smooth—with just a hint of texture, and a ridge that pulls but doesn’t impose. I get the serpentine naming, because…
Luzarte’s Polka Dot Jollet Dildo is a prime example of “orgasm art.” It’s the kind of toy where, if you tweet a pic showing a shelf full of literally a hundred dildos, someone will hone in on JOLLET ONLY and ask what it is. Together…
The Tantus XL Fist Trainer Dildo is the widest and most forcefully orgasmic sex toy that I’ve ever had inside my vagina. I considered this “fisting dildo,” part of Tantus’ new lineup of XL SuperSoft silicone dildos, for a couple months before I decided to take the…
