The Nu Sensuelle Geminii XLR8’s two ass-kicking motors feel like the buzz of a hundred bees in my hand. I turned it on and almost had the urge to revert back to my religious days by crying out, “Holy mother of God!” Geminii XLR8 is…
Tag: clit-centric
I expected Zalo Hero to be all kinds of bad, just like I’d hoped Zalo Queen would be all kinds of good. I own a few hundred sex toys—but my assumptions are still wrong sometimes. And the Zalo Hero’s swinging motion feels fascinating. Its product…
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is a compact powerhouse—so how would the FemmeFunn Booster Bullet, advertised as even stronger, compare to its predecessor?  Ultra Bullet scored just below the inimitable We-Vibe Tango in my bullet vibrator ranking, so I was curious to see if the…
Earlier this year I took a trip to New Orleans, and my lover and I nearly fell into the Hustler Hollywood store on Bourbon Street. The shop felt luxe; it had an upscale, boutique-type atmosphere. It took us about 10 seconds to decide to skip…
I didn’t think wand vibes were my thing—until I met the Magic Wand Plus and it blew my mind. For decades, the (formerly Hitachi) Magic Wand massager has sold like crazy as a sex toy, for two big reasons: Its non-phallic, discreet nature. (I’m just…
People LOVE air pulsation sex toys. But what if your Womanizer doesn’t work for you, or if your Satisfyer isn’t so orgasmic? This isn’t a Satisfyer Pro 2 review—but rather a lament. First I’ll include few quick questions to help you discern whether this fancy…
It’s been a while since I was this excited about a new bullet vibe—and this one goes for under $25! The Essential Bullet by BMS Factory feels like it was specifically made to garner praise in my Affordable Bullet Vibes ranking. BMS Factory is renowned…
The Lovehoney Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator takes me back. The first five times I tested it, I remembered the days when I thought I couldn’t orgasm on vibrators. I was drawn to this toy because it’s cute AF. The sparkly, iridescent sheen in the silicone coating—holographic…
