Satisfyer Curvy review_ Curvy 1+ vs. Curvy 2+ vs. Curvy 3+ suction vibrators

*Remarkable.* Satisfyer Curvy 1+, 2+, and 3+ each have air pulsation, vibration, AND app control for under $40?! Unheard-of news, after a certainly unexpected year. Vs. Satisfyer Pro 2, Satisfyer Curvy toys I’ll review are: quieter than the Satisfyer Pro 2, roughly 70-75% as strong,…

Voodoo Beso Plus review clitoral sucking vibrator review

Voodoo Toys’ Beso Plus is a toy I’ve waited for: a better alternative to the “Tracy’s Dog Clitoral Sucking Vibrator.” Beso Plus looks similar, but is much more orgasmic for me. Why is that? Versus that Tracy’s Dog thing (discussed here), the Beso Plus by…

Lora DiCarlo Ose 2 review blueberries

Fascinating, expensive, and problematic. Lora DiCarlo’s Ose 2 is surrounded in hype: this “hands-free” sex toy claims it “mimics the feel of a partner’s fingers, mouth, and tongue.” Via robots. Ose 2 is an egregious case of hyberbolic marketing, one of the worst I’ve seen…

The best Satisfyer? I’ve found it! Satisfyer Luxury clit pulsators are the most premium product Satisfyer has yet produced. The Satisfyer Luxury Prêt-à-Porter/Haute Couture and High Fashion are more stylish than previous Satisfyers, more comfortable, and also vibrate. Prêt-à-Porter is by far my favorite *Satisfyer*:…