The blow me lizard. Do you like quirky, eccentric adult toys? If so, this “Suck-a-saurus” dinosaur sex toy fits the bill.
Not a dinosaur dildo, the “Little Goo” is a dinosaur clit sucker— it’s suction + air pulse vibration, to be exact. So, suctiony sucking and it vibrates too, à la Rose vibrator, but with 2 times as many steady intensity levels.
The Run-Down:
Affordable dinosaur suction sex toy. 6 steady speeds of air pulse vibration. Quirky, fun style. Grrr!
$35.00 at Boutique Voila
Pros & Cons
Pros
- Strongest vibrator under $20.
- Good speed range, from fluttery to stronger.
- Air pulse with simultaneous vibration.
- Waterproof submersible.
- Body-safe silicone + ABS plastic.
Cons
- Must shake dry after washing.
- Short battery life (40 minutes).
- Easy to go to low speed when trying to increase power.
- Suction mouth detaches, so be careful not to lose this small part.
The Little Goo suck-a-saurus dinosaur toy is made of nonporous silicone & ABS, is 3.9″ total height × 1.9″ width, and has a 0.44″ diameter circular suction mouth. It’s waterproof, and is USB-A magnetic rechargeable. This dinosaur sex toy’s silicone is not soft as in squishy, but it is very smooth.
Contents
My Review Criteria
All body-safe, zero BS. I only recommend body-safe toys, no bullshit and no paid promos. If I wouldn’t give a toy to a close friend, then I won’t recommend it to you, either. I’ve tested over 780 vibrators, 510 dildos, and 125 butt plugs (and an array of cock rings, kink gear, and lubes!). Everyone’s preferences vary, so I rate vibrating toys by 1. power level and 2. rumbliness; and always describe how my personal tastes color my experience.
My Dino Toy Experience
A reptile sex toy isn’t an idea I would’ve dreamed up — but last year I didn’t imagine that a mushroom would become my favorite soft grinding vibrator, and here we are.
The Suck-a-saurus Little Goo dino vibrator is by Boutique Voila, an offshoot of Velvet Thruster. They specialize in fun novelty: sex toys that don’t take themselves too seriously. All Boutique Voila products are playful: emphazing the toy in “sex toy.”
This dinosaur clit sucker has a good speed range, I found as I turned it on, positioned it over my clitoris and found function #1. The low speed. It’s legit sucky, you can feel a lapping-tugging kinda suction.
I respond best to medium-strong air pulsation, so the first few levels are a tease for me. I need to turn it up to functions #4 through #6 to orgasm.
How the dino sex toy’s mouth is raised lets me create a much better suction seal around my clitoris vs. the Rose vibe. The Rose has this wide, flat lip spreading out so there’s nothing raised up – and my clit doesn’t stick out. I still get a lotta intensity from the pulsing-vibration, just my clit doesn’t feel encircled.
Dino sucker’s got my (clit’s?) back there — its head, actually 😝. My clitoris is totally surrounded by the dino vibrator’s pulsing tunnel.
Little Goo’s caricature of a T-Rex face looks back at you, if you look down at him. It’s silly.
On steady speeds #5 and #6, orgasms are easy and don’t take long. This dinosaur sex toy can absolutely be for quickies with yourself. After 30 minutes’ use, the middle speeds start to lose power, and then by 40 minutes run-time, it’s humming but no longer suctioning — so, fast is the only way to go with this T-Rex suction toy.
You could call it a “discreet vibrator,” but the dino sucker’s shape draws more attention versus a small bullet vibrator in a discreet carry-case. If you look past a glance, you’ll see the T-rex toy has a power button, silver charging nodes, and removable feet. I would call the Poke Ball vibrator more discreet, because its charging nodes and power button are less obvious than Voila’s dinosaur toy.
Speaking of dino sex toys, the most famous dinosaur dildo is Stan the T.Rex by Bad Dragon: girthy.
Vibration Functions and Strength
The Little Goo dinosaur has 6 functions of vibration + air pressure sucking. All are steady intensity levels (no patterned rhythms), which is A-OK with me because I almost never cum on patterns.
The clit stimulation strength is good. It matches some Rose vibrators, but not the strongest🌹, Inya Rose — and for its $35 normal price next month, the Little Goo Dino will still rate high in the “strength vs. cost” calculation. (The Dinosaur sucker’s raised mouth is also tons easier to clean vs. the Rose vibe.)
Little Goo is much better than the Lovense Tenera 2, which retails for $119. But if you’re wanting power to the max, then We-Vibe Melt ($149) and Womanizer Premium 2 ($199) are more intense on their higher levels.
How to Use the Dinosaur Clit Sucker
Be sure to apply water-based or hybrid lubricant inside the Dinosaur suction toy’s mouth before use. (You find the mouth by removing the silicone “feet.”) Especially if you’re using this clit stimulator for half an hour, your skin can get dry, and lubricant prevents against abrasion.
How to Control
The button control is straightforward. Just hold down the power button for a second to turn it on, then tap the button again to increase in speed.
Once you’re on the highest intensity level, pushing the button again plummets you down to low speed. That’s slightly annoying if you’re looking for more power,
But also a life-saver if you’re coming on the highest setting and suddenly want to power down — to avoid overstimulation. Since air pulse vibrators make my clit really extra-sensitive at orgasm, I need that power-down so the stimulation doesn’t turn ouchy.
Care & Cleaning
This dinosaur clitoral stimulator is rated IPX7 Waterproof.
To clean, use your normal handsoap, applying it inside the dinosaur sucker’s “mouth” and down in its suction-hole, while washing with running water.
The dinosaur sex toy’s suction mouth does come off, so you can separate it and set it aside to dry. Then, be sure to shake water out of the air-pulse channel and let it dry face-down on a clean towel. It’s a deep crevice that water will pool in, otherwise.
The Little Good dinosaur vibrator is USB magnetic rechargeable. The charging nodes are visible in its bright green silicone: just let the magnetic charging cable from the box attach there.
Recap & Rating the Dinosaur sex toy
The Little Goo dinosaur sex toy is a hoot, disarming if you’re looking for playful pleasure.
Its suction pulsing starts very gentle and sucky! Then the Little Goo dino vibrator gets decently strong. It’s a fantastic price for the speed range and body-safe silicone + nonporous plastic.
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| Feature | Rating (out of 5) |
|---|---|
| Orgasms per dollar value: Good strength for its low price. 6 speeds is more than other under-$40 clit suction toys. | 3.5 |
| User experience/ Ease of use: Easy to control. Middle speeds kinda cut out. Pretty strong on the highest two intensity levels. I like the vibration. I’ve made the mouth shape an oval, not a perfect circle. | 4.0 |
| Luxury feel: Body-safe, smooth silicone + ABS, clean packaging, USB rechargeable, waterproof. | 4.5 |
| Run time (40mins.) & easy charging: Easy to charge. Short battery life. | 2.0 |
| Total | 3.5 of 5⭐s |
| Air pulse power, low-to-high intensity [vs. all air pulse] | From 4.0 to 8.0 /out of 10 |
| Vibration depth (“rumble”), low-to-high | From 6.5 to 9.0 /out of 10 |
| Volume (decibels) | 29 to 52 dB |