When I saw the XR Thunderplugs Vibrating & Thrusting Silicone Plug described as a “thumper,” I immediately became three times more attached to this moving butt plug—while I pushed thoughts of Bambi out of my mind. I do have my thrusting standards: I expect 2…
My ears were still ringing from the orgasms the Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy had given me; its base was slipping from my hand. I thought, “Maybe I should just give up reviewing sex toys…I don’t know if it gets better than this.” Then I rolled…
When I learned that Zalo made a self-thrusting toy, called the Sweet Magic Desire Silicone Thrusting Dildo, I immediately saw it in my future. Here was a toy that—if it was a person—could only be described as “dressed to kill,” plus it would do the…
The Maia Max is nothing short of a new era in thrusting toys: it’s body-safe, it’s extremely affordable for what it does, and its motor doesn’t suck. (Plus it’s not purple!) Ever since I discovered the Velvet Thrusters (price tag $199), I’ve been on the…
Pulsing, massaging, and jiggling—these are all words that describe the Fun Factory Stronic Pulsators’ unique thrusting motions. The Stronic Surf is a new, wavy-textured member of this dynasty of self-propelled toys. Surf’s shaft ripples with big bumps; I admit I was a little scared of…
The thrusting dildos I’ll discuss are mini fucking machines—but less expensive, easier to store, and easier to position than a quality sex machine (one that’ll last and not stall out with heavy use). And as for thrusting rabbit vibrators: I’ll rank those a little differently,…
The Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine by Evolved Novelties has a name that promises the universe. *Infinite* thrusting, you say? It sounds…either mind-blowing or incredibly painful. I now have an empty house and something called the “Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine” so…you can guess where this is going. WILL…
The existence of the Stronic Real Pulsator by Fun Factory hit me like a lightning bolt. I was scrolling Instagram one morning, trying to keep up with the constant stream of happenings in the sex toy world, when I saw a pic of this new thrusting…
