THUMP-OFF BMS Naked Addiction Thrusting Dildo vs. XR Thump It dildo review

Buh-boom-buh-BOOM! The Thump It dildos by XR Brands are true to their name: thumping dildos, NOT thrusting dildos or vibrating dildos. Their magnets bump-bump-bump in a strangely unusual way. Self-propelled sex toys are so popular now, it seems every manufacturer’s looking to release toys that:…

My ears were still ringing from the orgasms the Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy had given me; its base was slipping from my hand. I thought, “Maybe I should just give up reviewing sex toys…I don’t know if it gets better than this.” Then I rolled…

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Pulsing, massaging, and jiggling—these are all words that describe the Fun Factory Stronic Pulsators’ unique thrusting motions. The Stronic Surf is a new, wavy-textured member of this dynasty of self-propelled toys. Surf’s shaft ripples with big bumps; I admit I was a little scared of…

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Guide to Dildos That Thrust & Thrusting Vibrators Too! The thrusting dildos I review are mini fucking machines—but less expensive, easier to store, and easier to position than a quality sex machine. Each thrusting dildo here is 100% body-safe, unlike cheap, low-quality thrusters on Amazon!…

Evolved Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine featured

The Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine by Evolved Novelties has a name that promises the universe. *Infinite* thrusting, you say? It sounds…either mind-blowing or incredibly painful. I now have an empty house and something called the “Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine” so…you can guess where this is going. WILL…