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Best Thrusting Butt Plug: Moving Anal Plugs, Rated

May 12, 2022 by Felicity
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Welcome to my best thrusting butt plug list: all body-safe anal plugs that move up and down, inside your ass! The top thrusting-anal-plug picks are more comfortable because they’re …

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Best Sucking Rabbit Vibrator Guide: Pros & Cons + Power Ranking

July 11, 2022 by Felicity
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Sex technology for the win! Sucking rabbit vibrators can be amazing for blended orgasms, and rely on new tech—either suction or blowing clit stimulation, plus traditional vibration. Brutally honest …

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Best Sex Machine Guide: Self-Thrusting Power!

November 16, 2021 by Felicity
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Harder, faster, and longer than a human — every one of the best sex machines around delivers steady BANGING, but these pleasure tools are an investment. I’ve tested and …

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Naked Addiction Freak Dildo Review: Thrusting, Screwing Vibrator

March 26, 2021 by Felicity

EASY. Naked Addiction Freak is the most satisfying handheld thrusting dildo I own. Finally, a platinum silicone dildo with a soft skin feel and self-propelled movement. And, the Freak’s …

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Velvet Thruster Prime Review: Jackie, Sammy XL, Suction Cup & More!

May 2, 2022 by Felicity
Velvet Thruster Prime Review

In and out, and in again—Velvet Thruster Prime thrusting toys make the motion for you. This improved version of the original Velvet Thrusters lets you “design your own.” Mix …

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Hismith Premium Sex Machine Review

January 29, 2023 by Felicity
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Prepare to get *POUNDED*. OMG! My Hismith review covers the Hismith Premium sex machine & how I’ve enjoyed it—vs. my previous fave fuck machine. The Premium machine with remote …

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