Maia Tegan jumping dildo review – Insane 400 pulses per minute!

Quaking, jump-thrusting–whut?! Maia Tegan exemplifies a nifty new product category. Tegan’s automatic motion dildo is powered by a rounded motor — that packs surprising speed into Tegan’s silicone shaft.

What it means: The Tegan by Maia quivers as it thrusts up-and-down, so fast. So how’s the Maia Tegan feel, pulsing at over 400 “jump-thrust”s per minute? Let’s ride into the details:

The Run-Down:

“Jump-thrust” vibrating dildo with remote. 3-ripple head massages my G-spot well. 3 functions, 0.2″ max. range of motion. Fun rocking, speedy short-length thrusting.

$89.99 at Peepshow Toys

👀 Maia Tegan product page

Pros & Cons

Pros

• Super-fast motion: over 400 pulses / minute.
• Remote control included.
• Livens up suction cup dildo play.
• Fantastic, lazy pummeling when braced against pillows.
• Vibrates too.
• Body-safe silicone.
• Wavy head locks in for good G-spot stimulation.

Cons

• Vibration can’t be controlled separately.
• Not for fans of realistic dildos.
• Not fuck-machine powerful.
• Short run-time, like all gyro-vibrators: 40 minutes max.

The Maia Tegan jumping dildo is made of nonporous silicone + an ABS plastic remote control. It’s 9.5″ total height, and its shaft has 1.55″ insertable diameter × 5.5″ insertable length. Tegan is splashproof so you can wash it in the sink, but don’t submerge it underwater. Both the toy and its remote are plug-in USB rechargeable.

My Maia Tegan Experience

The motion didn’t seem dramatic until I inserted the Maia Tegan.

Suddenly, its silicone shaft was quaking, rocking & rolling inside my vagina.

I pushed it in farther, and 3 to 4 inches inside, it was teasing my G-spot.

Then, even more: Once the Tegan dildo’s 5.5″ length was inside, its vibro-ball was touching my clitoris. The vibration comes through strongest in that rounded bulb, but echoes up into the shaft too.

With 5+ inches of Maia Tegan’s jump-thrusting shaft inside me, I felt a “Whoa” factor. The bottom of its wavy ripples are still giving me G-spot stimulation, because I get a “Might need to squirt” feeling that’s a tell-tale sign of G-spot pressure. It’s fun, you move through it and enjoy:

I soon realized I’d come faster on the Maia Tegan than any other pulsating dildo I’ve ever tested. With my previous favorite the Tsunami gyrating-thruster, it usually takes me half an hour to reach orgasm — and that’s fine, because the quaking-vibes are a good time.

Tegan, though, can bring me to climax in half the time. I’m sure that’s because I like the Maia Tegan’s head shape most. It’s part-realistic: a smoothly jutting coronal ridge. Next, two wavy lines underneath offer a dash of extra rubbing. **My favorite thing.**

This jumping dildo is not ultra-quiet, nor is it as creaky–squeaky as most thrusting dildos. Maia Tegan is much more silent than me during the 4–5 hard orgasms I had the first time I laid back & relaxed with it. Three of those were with Tegan wedged to thrust into me hands-free. The last two happened as I gripped the bottom of Tegan’s vibro-ball, to add another inch of thrust length, in-and-out, in-and-out.

🙌 for the Tegan’s broadly G-spotting shape, which fits my body better than another focused gyro-quaking dildo I’ve tried out!

Pulsing + Vibration Functions

3 functions. Maia Tegan’s vibration runs together with the pulse-thrusting. (They’re not independently changeable.)

Its jump thrusting is as fast as any gyrating-quaking dildo out there, hummingbird-wings fast.

Other gyro-pulsating dildos wave more distance, back-and-forth: NS Revolution toys move 5× farther when outside the body. Maia Tegan, in contrast, pulse-jumps one-fifth an inch up and down.

But when it’s inserted, the Tegan feels just as quaking — because other gyro-thrusters’ right-to-left movement is limited by one’s vaginal (or rectal) canal.

How to Use

How to Control

To turn on the Maia Tegan, find the power button right above its motor-ball. Hold down for 2 seconds. It will light up.

Then, press the ~~ wavy button to start the 3 thrusting vibration functions.

The remote’s control button system is the same. Press the power button to turn on, and the other button to cycle through the 3 speeds.

How to Position Tegan

For hands-free thrusting as you lie in bed: Gyrating thrusters — just like normal thrusting dildos — work best when you brace them. Fold over a thin pillow (or blanket or towels!) to wedge behind the Maia Tegan’s base.

The pillow/blankets will anchor Tegan so it will keep thrusting hard into your body, instead of progressively backing up.

Suction cup use: The Maia Tegan’s suction cup is reasonably strong *if*. If you press down firmly, pushing the base down (grip the gyro-ball) when sticking it on any smooth surface. The flat ledge of a bathtub works well, for example.

Care & Cleaning

This quaking-vibrating dildo is water-resistant. It’s not waterproof submersible because two vents exist in the bellows folds, allowing air (from the thrusting pulses) to escape.

To clean, hold the Maia Tegan with its shaft angled downward. One hand will be right under its rotating motor ball, gripping it. Put any handsoap on Tegan’s shaft, and scrub it down with your other hand, as water runs from your sink.

It’s USB-A rechargeable. The charging prong inserts right into the backside of the shaft, into the circle under the letters DC. Stick the white cord right in:

The Maia Tegan’s black charging cord is for the remote, and should be pushed firmly into the hole at the bottom of the remote control.

Recap & Rating

The Maia Tegan is an awesome find amidst the quaking-pulsating dildo field. The Tegan’s motion is more linear, propelling Tegan’s shaft straight up-and-down more. Its short thrust length makes up for in speed, what it lacks in distance covered.

Once you learn how to wedge it against pillows, it rocks for automatic G-spot massage. I’d recommend it for anyone who wants a self-propelled vaginal thruster, but who doesn’t need a realistic-dildo feel nor (pricier) long-stroking bangin’ power.

It’s more compact vs. a sex machine, and the Maia Tegan’s leaping pulses build up my pleasure in a lovely way. Position the vibrating ball over your clit, too, for dual stimulation. Tegan’s biggest downside is shared among gyro-thrusters: 40 minutes play per recharge.

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