I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…
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I am a dildo devotee—and the RealCock 2 Dirk is my new favorite inanimate object, the best of the hundreds of dildos I own. Silicone…that looks alive. Dirk (Rockwell and Jones too) is nothing other than a prosthetic penis. The level of realism is stunning:…
A lil something different—but will it be innovative different, or “that’s just weird” different? Hot Octopuss’ Amo takes a giant leap away from the standard “bullet vibrator” shape. It’s not a cylinder or a lipstick mold like other bullets, nope! Amo is, quite literally, edgy.…
Does “forbidden” feel hotter? Panty vibrators like We-Vibe Moxie fit inside your underwear…ready to arouse you, keep you turned on, during a night out. If you’re drawn to the thought of wearing sex toys in public, you’re not alone—many people find it tantalizing. Thrilling. Crazy…
The best Satisfyer? I’ve found it! Satisfyer Luxury clit pulsators are the most premium product Satisfyer has yet produced. The Satisfyer Luxury PrĂŞt-Ă -Porter/Haute Couture and High Fashion are more stylish than previous Satisfyers, more comfortable, and also vibrate. PrĂŞt-Ă -Porter is by far my favorite *Satisfyer*:…
In Supero, Uberrime has surpassed their previous creations for realism. With less spot impact than Splendid—but more softness—Supero reminds me much more of a real cock. Except in vibrant glitter colors. This is exceptional because Supero is a handmade, US-produced, dual-density toy that’s under $100.…
I own a dozen “clit suckers,” and the Womanizer Liberty is the only under-$100 one I can ever see myself using for fun. Basically, my clit is a picky bitch. So I was surprised that I enjoy the Womanizer Liberty as much, if not more,…
A *MEGAPHONE* to the clit—that’s what Lelo Sona pulsators can be. Air pulsation clit stimulators are typically classed as “Vibrators,” but Womanizer and (all older) Satisfyer toys don’t vibrate at all, they pulse out air. Lelo Sona 2 and Sona 2 Cruise still pulse like…
