My review TL;DR: Skip out on Svakom Elva and Ella entirely if you’re selective / have high standards. They won’t be your ideal partner. Instead, choose…
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I agreed to review a Pure Romance Euforia V39 Luxe b/c it was expensive. $1,000 for a G-spot vibrator? GTFO! For *that* price, what features should it offer???
Buh-boom-buh-BOOM! The Thump It dildos by XR Brands are true to their name: thumping dildos, NOT thrusting dildos or vibrating dildos. Their magnets bump-bump-bump in a strangely unusual way. Self-propelled sex toys are so popular now, it seems every manufacturer’s looking to release toys that:…
We-Vibe Wand Review Vs. the Magic Wand, We-Vibe Wand has one HUGE selling point: it’s waterproof. Half my We-Vibe Wand review testing has occurred in the shower: an impossible feat with even the Rechargeable Magic Wand. (No Hitachi is water-resistant.) Wand by We-Vibe also ruuuuuumbles…
The First Butt Plug I Wish I’d Had: Mood Naughty Trainer Kit For a first butt plug, I *cannot* recommend Doc Johnson’s Mood Naughty 1 Trainer Kit enough. It’s body-safe silicone in perfect tapered shapes—so easy to insert. And, the size increments between the 3…
SquarePegToys Dirk Review It’s all in the SKIN! SquarePegToys lifecast dildos always practically *overflow* with skin details. And with Dirk here, you get two options: foreskin up, and foreskin down. (Also, balls or no balls!) Sure, Leo is the most popular SquarePegToys realistic. Lots of…
We-Vibe’s trademark is wear-during-sex couples vibrators, & this We-Vibe Chorus review dives into how Chorus blows We-Vibe Sync away for me. Why? Even rumblier vibes—plus squeeze remote! Phallophile Reviews exists because I like squishy things, and the ability to PRESS on the We-Vibe Chorus’ soft…
I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…
