100% my favorite fantasy toy: The Uberrime Big Damn Alien Dildo IRL feels better to me than any words I can convey, and looks better than any pictures I can take. The colors in its marbled silicone are just stellar, oh.my.gawd. the marbling.
But the important part: the “triple ripple” Gspot stimulation on repeat 🤤. It makes the Big Damn Alien silicone dildo my best bet when I want more ooomph vs. what a realistic phallus can deliver.
The Run-Down:
G-spot plow of a dildo, awesome silicone colors, my best ride for more pressure. High-quality silicone with smooth surface; easy to customize and order.
$95.00 USD base price at Uberrime Dildos for this BIG size. $119.00 for 3-color marble (=$12/extra color).
$55.00 USD base price for the Damn Alien (=same toy, smaller).
Pros & Cons
Pros
- 3-rows of ripples → repetitive G-spot massage.
- Incredible, arty marbling.
- Customizable: Choice of 3 silicone firmnesses + 42 colors.
- Handmade platinum silicone.
Cons
- U.S.-made toys are less cheap.
- Not everyone will be able to accomodate 2.1″ diameter = the Big Damn Alien dildo’s maximum. The just-Damn Alien dildo is a lot slimmer.
The Big Damn Alien is a revival of a Damn Average dildo, smoothed and restyled, in collab with the original creator. This new “alien” toy is made of platinum-cured silicone, is 8.3″ height, has a 1.8″ max. diameter × 1.9″ long head, has shaft diameters (insertable width) ranging from 1.4″ (under the head) to 2.1″ (3rd & final ripple), and is 6.9″ easily insertable length.
In comparison: Uberrime’s (smaller) Damn Alien Dildo is listed as 1.43″ maximum diameter (0.67″ diameter thinner vs. its big friend) and 5″ insertable length (≈2″ shorter vs. the BIG alien).
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My Review Criteria
All body-safe, zero BS. I only recommend body-safe toys, no bullshit and no paid promos. If I wouldn’t give a toy to a close friend, then I won’t recommend it to you, either. I’ve tested over 750 vibrators, 500 dildos, and 120 butt plugs (and an array of cock rings, kink gear, and lubes!). Everyone’s preferences vary, so I rate vibrating toys by 1. power level and 2. rumbliness; and always describe how my personal tastes color my experience.
My Experience with Uberrime Big Damn Alien dildo
Semi-realistic head + ripples on repeat are my thang when it comes to fantasy dildos. They’re like more interesting penises, on days when I need an extra boost. (👋hormonal cycles!)
When I first rode the Big Damn Alien, I was like, “Yeah, that’s it. That’s gonna kill all my other fantasy dildos for enjoyment factor.”
Besides the 3-color marble looking just incredibly vivid — this is artwork —, the progressively expanding bu-bu-BUMPs of super-soft silicone:
Now that’s a ride.
The bottom line: Having 3 tiers of coronal ridge means the G-spot stimulation is longer, and more emphatic. It’s more repetitive without me having to jerk the toy fast (like I’d have to do with a single-ridged dildo).1
The Big Damn Alien Dildo’s triple ripple is like 3 sets of rounded boobs, but in phallic form. Sized for my G-spot: just long enough and just wide enough. (OK, so they’re missing nips & areolae – but that makes the silicone less gritty.)
Thinking about friendly pleasure loving breasted “aliens” is just a goofy twist, somethin to laugh at while I ride. Ride and rock, up and down.
The base is actually stimulating, too—something I did not get from the original version, the AAA by DA. Uberrime’s Big Damn Alien has this series of like 3.5 ripples at the front of the base. If I’m on top, I’m able to arc my hips backward and reach the base-textures to rub my clit on them—still while being penetrated by the Big Damn Alien dildo’s long shaft! No promises that everyone will be able to enjoy this part, since my clit is real close to my vagina as I’m penetrated.
But, the two lil fangs sticking up will be felt by anyone’s pelvic floor. They’re very flexible in the 00-50 soft silicone, no poking.
Versus original “Above Average Alien” Dildo by Damn Average
This story is over 6 years in the making!!! The “Damn Alien” dildos by Uberrime are revamped versions of the Average Alien and Above Average Alien by another indie shop, Damn Average (DA) — whose founder and designer now works for Uberrime Dildos.
I’d been drawn to the AAA (bigger alien) way back in 2017, and bought one in March 2018. I custom-ordered that dildo in slightly too firm a silicone for me; I’d been hoping for more vivid marbling.2 So, I really liked the colors I got from Damn Average, and thought the shape was very fun:
But, I wanted it a lil softer, to be perfect for me. (I’m very Goldilocks about silicone density = firmness.)
Enter Uberrime’s easy customization: all their dildos are available made-to-order = custom. (Every dildo that doesn’t say “Ready Made“: since premade toys ship a lil faster.📦) You get 3 firmnesses to choose from (two of them super-soft silicone), plus 42 colors to combine. Witness one result:
Why I think this new Above Average Alien = the Big Damn Alien is actually an upgrade:
- It’s a lil smoother, no drag.
- It’s fully symmetrical—so all the ripples are lined up. I feel that against my front vaginal wall /G-spot area, where symmetry feels right.
- I also like the new base design.
- Smaller fangs are farther to the side: interfere less if you’re taking the full length.
- Much faster fulfillment time. You can order a fully custom dildo, the marbling is just fantastic, and it’ll arrive in less than 2 weeks.
My takeaway is: The triple-rippling is more bumpity-bump—in a good, smooth way—than before. And I’m 😵 over how stunning the feathered-gold silicone is.💛
Uberrime’s Silicone
Uberrime Dildos uses platinum-cured silicone, with an ISO international standards organization certification for skin safety.
The pigments are safely encapsulated into the silicone: the shimmery glitters are micro-fine and the colorshift pigments look awesome. All are cosmetic-grade.
How to Use the Big Damn Alien
Use any body-safe lubricant with the Damn Alien dildos: Silicone is so much more comfortable to thrust or ride when lube is applied first.
How to Position
I’ve orgasmed on the Big Damn Alien dildo in two positions, for vaginal play. You may find others, too!
- Ride it: this one requires a suction cup mount: I’ve found this Body Dock thigh harness impressive for sticking down even flat-based (not suction cup!) dildo, then strapping ’em around a pillow—and stacking/angling a second pillow under, for lift so it imitates torso-height better.
- Lie back in bed and massage by hand: The classic way. The 3-big-bumps really come through here; the large base is a little difficult to grip and thrust fast, since it’s bulky. I can manage it for 10 minutes, but wouldn’t want to go longer than that. (This is true of so many fantasy dildos, XL-sized bases.)
Care & Cleaning
To clean, just use your normal handsoap and scrub the Uberrime Damn Alien dildo under running water from your sink. Work up a good lather, scrubbing for about a minute, then shake any remaining water off.
Platinum silicone dildos don’t require toy cleaners, nor sanitizers. They’re anti-microbial already.
Recap & Rating
The Uberrime Big Damn Alien is damn good for my G-spot needs. Works so effectively, fast, that it’s tough to communicate how enjoyable I’m finding it!!! My only other “just as thrilled!🥳” new dildo love over recent years has been my all-time fave realistic (for when I want the most phallus feel🤗).
If you’re already into G-spot stimulation, then I know it’s absolutely worth trying out. Or if you’re wanting to get into it for the 1st time, feel the ecstatic ebb and flow of that sensitive spot getting massaged on repeat: try the just “Damn Alien,” the smaller version, with Sliquid Silk. At $55 (smaller Alien) or $95 (Big Alien) base price, you’ll feel the quality of this soft platinum-cured silicone—so many of Uberrime’s mica pigments look lovely by themselves, just the single color, which does show marbling (see the Miksko’s shimmery lines in 1-color, here). Still, you get the most one-of-a-kind dildo art if you combine several shades. My Big Alien’s cosmic-inspired colors are phenomenal. 🌌☄️💫
Find both Damn Aliens at Uberrime Handmade Dildos.
| Feature | Rating (out of 5) |
|---|---|
| Orgasms per dollar value: My favorite fantasy dildo—big silicone ridges ×3!—now remade, and smoother than ever. Beautiful look. Soft silicone is comfortable, yet stimulating. Almost instant O’s when I get on top to ride: this is how dildos should be, for me. | 4.75 |
| User experience/ Ease of use: Easy to order custom-made colors. Just love it. Only downside: large base is hard for my small hands to grip, so I can’t thrust manually for long, but riding is great. | 4.5 |
| Luxury feel: Body-safe platinum silicone. Clean professional indie dildo packaging with care instructions. Incredible marbled look. Handmade dildo art. | 5.0 |
| Silicone quality: 0050 soft silicone is a super-soft density (slightly firmer than 0030), so the bulges are there but not overly aggressive. Just the right amount of pressure. ISO certified skin-safe. Single-density. | 5.0 |
| Total | 4.8 of 5 ⭐s |
| Dimensions | Up to 2.1″ width × 6.9″ length |
NOTES
- Head ridges + a forward curve are the most important part of Gspot stimulation. A good G-spot dildo must press into the anterior (belly-button + clit) side of the vagina, typically 2 to 3 inches inside, thus adding pressure against the erectile tissue in front of the vagina. We’re seeking a convergence between vaginal, clitoral, and urethral sensation that I call the “G-zone,” since it’s not a single small point for me. The Uberrime Big Damn Alien dildo here has the forward slant and three times the ability to make continual G-spot contact as you thrust / ride it.
- Marbling is of course how the different colors swirl / intertwine / connect with each other, when you have several colors of pigmented silicone, mixed by hand in an indie dildo-smith’s workshop.