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I’m *elated* to review the Kink Power Banger: this sex machine is fully adjustable and exhilarating, to be honest. Mouth open, eyes rolled back, can’t speak: This is me (almost) every day now. Since I got the Kink Power Banger two months ago—the amount of…

FemmeFunn Cadenza pulsating dildo review featured

The good news: The Femmefunn Cadenza pulsates more forcefully than the Fun Factory Stronics. The bad news? The top speeds—the super-speedy ones—make more noise. Thrusting back and forth, Cadenza’s tip is all boom-boom-boom against my G-spot. And the top 2 speeds are the ones that…

THUMP-OFF BMS Naked Addiction Thrusting Dildo vs. XR Thump It dildo review

Buh-boom-buh-BOOM! The Thump It dildos by XR Brands are true to their name: thumping dildos, NOT thrusting dildos or vibrating dildos. Their magnets bump-bump-bump in a strangely unusual way. Self-propelled sex toys are so popular now, it seems every manufacturer’s looking to release toys that:…

Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy thrusting dildo suction cup featured

My ears were still ringing from the orgasms the Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy had given me; its base was slipping from my hand. I thought, “Maybe I should just give up reviewing sex toys…I don’t know if it gets better than this.” Then I rolled…

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Pulsing, massaging, and jiggling—these are all words that describe the Fun Factory Stronic Pulsators’ unique thrusting motions. The Stronic Surf is a new, wavy-textured member of this dynasty of self-propelled toys. Surf’s shaft ripples with big bumps; I admit I was a little scared of…