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Ose 2 Review: Lora DiCarlo “Hands-Free Blended Orgasms”

October 29, 2020October 6, 2020 by Felicity
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Fascinating, expensive, and problematic. Lora DiCarlo’s Ose 2 is surrounded in hype: this “hands-free” sex toy claims it “mimics the feel of a partner’s fingers, mouth, and tongue.” Via …

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Svakom Review: Ella & Elva Remote Control Vibrators

October 27, 2020March 28, 2020 by Felicity
Svakom Elva and Svakom Ella comparison

My review TL;DR: Skip out on Svakom Elva and Ella entirely if you’re selective / have high standards. They won’t be your ideal partner. Instead, choose…

Pure Romance Review: Euforia V39 $1,000 Vibrator

March 17, 2020 by Felicity
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I agreed to review a Pure Romance Euforia V39 Luxe b/c it was expensive. $1,000 for a G-spot vibrator? GTFO! For *that* price, what features should it offer???

Review: Hustler Wireless Remote Control Vibrating Panties

March 17, 2020July 29, 2019 by Felicity

Earlier this year I took a trip to New Orleans, and my lover and I nearly fell into the Hustler Hollywood store on Bourbon Street. The shop felt luxe; …

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CalExotics Silicone Grip Thruster Cheap Silicone Dildo

March 17, 2020June 8, 2019 by Felicity

My request for the CalExotics Silicone Grip Thruster was a mistake. A misreading, to be exact. I was so focused on the word “thruster” that I didn’t realize that …

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Dis-Satisfyed: How Satisfyer Pro 2 Failed Me

April 14, 2021March 27, 2019 by Felicity
Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation Pressure Wave Stimulator Phallophile Reviews

Satisfyer Pro 2 Review / Testing Diary Air pulsation clit stimulators—a.k.a. clit suckers—are extremely orgasmic for many people with clits. But what if your Womanizer doesn’t work for you, …

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