My review TL;DR: Skip out on Svakom Elva and Ella entirely if you’re selective / have high standards. They won’t be your ideal partner. Instead, choose…
Tag: *dissed*
I agreed to review a Pure Romance Euforia V39 Luxe b/c it was expensive. $1,000 for a G-spot vibrator? GTFO! For *that* price, what features should it offer???
Earlier this year I took a trip to New Orleans, and my lover and I nearly fell into the Hustler Hollywood store on Bourbon Street. The shop felt luxe; it had an upscale, boutique-type atmosphere. It took us about 10 seconds to decide to skip…
My request for the CalExotics Silicone Grip Thruster was a mistake. A misreading, to be exact. I was so focused on the word “thruster” that I didn’t realize that CalExotics expected me to do the work. MYSELF. I’m so used to self-propelled thrusting dildos like…
Satisfyer Pro 2 Review / Testing Diary Air pulsation clit stimulators—a.k.a. clit suckers—are extremely orgasmic for many people with clits. But what if your Womanizer doesn’t work for you, or if your Satisfyer just doesn’t fit right? This isn’t precisely a Satisfyer Pro 2 review—but…
Zalo toys scream “swanky”: from 24k gold chains and Swarovski crystal everywhere, to app control and self-heating functions. Would the most innovative toy of the bunch, the Zalo Queen Set, live up to the luxurious image that Zalo is trying to project? Oh do I…
The Lovehoney Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator takes me back. The first five times I tested it, I remembered the days when I thought I couldn’t orgasm on vibrators. I was drawn to this toy because it’s cute AF. The sparkly, iridescent sheen in the silicone coating—holographic…
I often have simple tastes: a cheap suction cup dildo has beaten a more expensive toy for me on so many occasions. Affordable, body-safe silicone dildos are my bread and butter when it comes to sex toys. (Though of course I do sometimes enjoy a…
