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Snail Vibe Review: Dual Stimulation Vibrator

September 16, 2021September 16, 2021 by Felicity
Snail Vibe review

The Snail Vibe’s concept seems great, but the reality is much more awkward. Basically, the Snail Vibe is a metaphor for every failed relationship I’ve ever been in! 😆🤪😢 …

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Blush Avant Lucky Dildo Review: Silicone Glitter Issues?

August 27, 2021July 23, 2021 by Felicity
Avant D17 Lucky dildo review by Blush Novelties All that glitters

To glitter, or not to glitter? I love the Blush Avant “Lucky” D17 dildo in theory, and in appearance. This silicone dildo transitions from blue to pink, reminiscent of …

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Ose 2 Review: Lora DiCarlo “Hands-Free Blended Orgasms”

November 27, 2021October 6, 2020 by Felicity
Lora DiCarlo Ose 2 review blueberries

Fascinating, expensive, and problematic. Lora DiCarlo’s Ose 2 is surrounded in hype: this “hands-free” sex toy claims it “mimics the feel of a partner’s fingers, mouth, and tongue.” Via …

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Svakom Review: Ella & Elva Remote Control Vibrators

October 27, 2020March 28, 2020 by Felicity
Svakom Elva and Svakom Ella comparison

My review TL;DR: Skip out on Svakom Elva and Ella entirely if you’re selective / have high standards. They won’t be your ideal partner. Instead, choose…

Pure Romance Review: Euforia V39 $1,000 Vibrator

November 27, 2021March 17, 2020 by Felicity
Pure Romance Euforia Vibe

I agreed to review a Pure Romance Euforia V39 Luxe b/c it was expensive. $1,000 for a G-spot vibrator? GTFO! For *that* price, what features should it offer???

Review: Hustler Wireless Remote Control Vibrating Panties

March 17, 2020July 29, 2019 by Felicity

Earlier this year I took a trip to New Orleans, and my lover and I nearly fell into the Hustler Hollywood store on Bourbon Street. The shop felt luxe; …

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