Earlier this year I took a trip to New Orleans, and my lover and I nearly fell into the Hustler Hollywood store on Bourbon Street. The shop felt luxe; it had an upscale, boutique-type atmosphere. It took us about 10 seconds to decide to skip…
Tag: I mean it’s fine I guess
My request for the CalExotics Silicone Grip Thruster was a mistake. A misreading, to be exact. I was so focused on the word “thruster” that I didn’t realize that CalExotics expected me to do the work. MYSELF. I’m so used to self-propelled thrusting dildos like…
When I learned that Zalo made a self-thrusting toy, called the Sweet Magic Desire Silicone Thrusting Dildo, I immediately saw it in my future. Here was a toy that—if it was a person—could only be described as “dressed to kill,” plus it would do the…
Hi, my name is Felicity, and I’m a thrusting dildo connoisseur. I love my self-propelled toys—from true thrusting dildos to pulsators and rotating vibes—but I’ll admit they can be expensive. That’s why I was happy to get Pipedream’s Fantasy for Her Thrust-Her Thrusting Vibrator, under $100 retail.…
I’m a very curious person by nature, so when I noticed that Spectrum Boutique was carrying the Gjack 2 vibe by FT London, I emailed to ask about this “Bioskin” business. The toy’s maker says that Bioskin—what FT London calls the material the Gjack is…
The Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine by Evolved Novelties has a name that promises the universe. *Infinite* thrusting, you say? It sounds…either mind-blowing or incredibly painful. I now have an empty house and something called the “Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine” so…you can guess where this is going. WILL…
Doc Johnson’s iVibe Select iRipple boasts one unique feature that persuaded me to review the toy: a “rolling effect” up and down the shaft. This vibrator—which is not in fact an Apple product despite its lowercase-i-laden name—includes not just two but three motors inside. They…
The Colours Wave is something different for NS Novelties: it’s their only nonrealistic dildo. I myself may have a strong affinity for realistic toys, but I think it’s important that people have options. Not everyone wants their sex toy to be a veiny, disembodied member…
