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Review: Hustler Wireless Remote Control Vibrating Panties

March 17, 2020July 29, 2019 by Felicity

Earlier this year I took a trip to New Orleans, and my lover and I nearly fell into the Hustler Hollywood store on Bourbon Street. The shop felt luxe; …

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CalExotics Silicone Grip Thruster Cheap Silicone Dildo

March 17, 2020June 8, 2019 by Felicity

My request for the CalExotics Silicone Grip Thruster was a mistake. A misreading, to be exact. I was so focused on the word “thruster” that I didn’t realize that …

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Review: Zalo Sweet Magic Desire Self-Thrusting Pulsator Dildo

June 30, 2019April 19, 2019 by Felicity
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When I learned that Zalo made a self-thrusting toy, called the Sweet Magic Desire Silicone Thrusting Dildo, I immediately saw it in my future. Here was a toy that—if …

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Pipedream Fantasy for Her Review: Thrusting Vibrator & Remote Control Sex Machine

March 17, 2020September 8, 2018 by Felicity
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Hi, my name is Felicity, and I’m a thrusting dildo connoisseur. I love my self-propelled toys—from true thrusting dildos to pulsators and rotating vibes—but I’ll admit they can be expensive. That’s …

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FT London Gjack 2 “Bioskin” Vibrator Review

April 30, 2020July 30, 2018 by Felicity
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I’m a very curious person by nature, so when I noticed that Spectrum Boutique was carrying the Gjack 2 vibe by FT London, I emailed to ask about this …

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Evolved Novelties Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine Review

June 30, 2019July 2, 2018 by Felicity
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The Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine by Evolved Novelties has a name that promises the universe. *Infinite* thrusting, you say? It sounds…either mind-blowing or incredibly painful. I now have an empty house …

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