I’d like to introduce you to Bella: Uberrime Dildos’ most realistic toy yet! This review will cover my experience with the Uberrime Bella and compare it to its closest relatives: other big dual-density dildos like the Uberrime Splendid Large! Bella is big & bold: 8…
The ultimate realistic dildo??? I’d read dozens of VixSkin Mustang reviews before I got my hands on one, wondering whether it could live up to the hype. So much love was showered on the Vixen Creations VixSkin Mustang—so many words of praise—that I didn’t bother…
BMS Addiction David is the most flexible dildo I own that actually stays when you bend it! Addiction David’s posable body is made up of two (dual) layers: a flexible iron core topped by super soft, smooth silicone. I’m almost salivating over the silicone (if…
Lovehoney’s new Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Multicolored Dildo is a big step forward for Lovehoney’s own brand: a body-safe suction cup dildo that’s actually kinda soft! Before, Lifelike Lover Silicone dildos were either (1) too hard to feel actually lifelike; or (2) made of porous TPR/TPE…
Nick Capra by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a beast of a dildo—one I was eager to review, because it’s all about that stretch. Hankey’s Toys dildos are known for their girth—some are so large that they may make your eyes water. In Hankey’s trademark 75%…
Blush Neo Elite Dual Density Dildos are simply the best affordable realistic dildos. For about $30 each, their body-safe platinum silicone has two layers, for a feel that’s both soft (like skin) and stable (like a hard-on). I own 25 dual-density silicone dildos now, and Blush…
Now that I own a dildo sword, I figure, why not a dildo squirt gun too??? The Big Shot Squirting Dildo by Evolved Novelties is the simplest “squirt gun” option on the US market that’s body-safe. Many less-hygienic options exist, but silicone ejaculating dildos have…
The BMS Factory Naked Addiction Dual Density Dildo doesn’t stand out when you’re looking at it online. It seems like just another beige dildo. But take it out of its box, and everything changes—because this is the best-feeling realistic dildo that I’ve ever owned. I’m…
