I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…
Category: Realistic
I am a dildo devotee—and the RealCock 2 Dirk is my new favorite inanimate object, the best of the hundreds of dildos I own. Silicone…that looks alive. Dirk (Rockwell and Jones too) is nothing other than a prosthetic penis. The level of realism is stunning:…
In Supero, Uberrime has surpassed their previous creations for realism. With less spot impact than Splendid—but more softness—Supero reminds me much more of a real cock. Except in vibrant glitter colors. This is exceptional because Supero is a handmade, US-produced, dual-density toy that’s under $100.…
The Anaconda Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys slides right in… Slithers… Positively wriggles its way into my ass. This pointy-tipped dildo is super-soft, and delightfully smooth—with just a hint of texture, and a ridge that pulls but doesn’t impose. I get the serpentine naming, because…
I love a thick dick that’s not too long. So I had to go for the Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys, in original size. This lifecast cock is just under 2 maximum thickness and 5 inches long. That’s the 17th percentile…
I’d like to introduce you to Bella: Uberrime Dildos’ most realistic toy yet! (Prior to Supero, that is!) This review will cover my experience with the Uberrime Bella and compare it to its closest relatives: other above-average-size two-layer silicone dildos like the Uberrime Splendid Large.…
The ultimate realistic dildo??? I’d read dozens of VixSkin Mustang reviews before I got my hands on one, wondering whether it could live up to the hype. So much love was showered on the Vixen Creations Mustang dildo—so many words of praise—that I didn’t bother…
BMS Addiction David is the most flexible dildo I own that actually stays when you bend it! Addiction David’s posable body is made up of two (dual) layers: a flexible iron core topped by super soft, smooth silicone. I’m almost salivating over the silicone (if…
