I’d like to introduce you to Bella: Uberrime Dildos’ most realistic toy yet! This review will cover my experience with the Uberrime Bella and compare it to its closest relatives: other above-average-size two-layer silicone dildos like the Uberrime Splendid Large. Bella is big & bold:…
The ultimate realistic dildo??? I’d read dozens of VixSkin Mustang reviews before I got my hands on one, wondering whether it could live up to the hype. So much love was showered on the Vixen Creations Mustang dildo—so many words of praise—that I didn’t bother…
BMS Addiction David is the most flexible dildo I own that actually stays when you bend it! Addiction David’s posable body is made up of two (dual) layers: a flexible iron core topped by super soft, smooth silicone. I’m almost salivating over the silicone (if…
Lovehoney’s new Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Multicolored Dildo is a big step forward for Lovehoney’s own brand: a body-safe suction cup dildo that’s actually kinda soft! Before, Lifelike Lover Silicone dildos were either (1) too hard to feel actually lifelike; or (2) made of porous TPR/TPE…
Nick Capra by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a beast of a dildo—one I was eager to review, because it’s all about that stretch. Hankey’s Toys dildos are known for their girth—some are so large that they may make your eyes water. In Hankey’s trademark 75%…
Blush Neo Elite Dual Density Dildos are simply the best affordable realistic dildos. They’re flat-out revolutionary for their price: For $30 each, you get two layers of body-safe platinum silicone. This dual-density construction makes Neo Elite dildos both soft (like skin) and stable (like a…
Now that I own a dildo sword, I figure, why not a dildo squirt gun too??? The Big Shot Squirting Dildo by Evolved Novelties is the simplest “squirt gun” option on the US market that’s body-safe. Many less-hygienic options exist, but silicone ejaculating dildos have…
The BMS Factory Naked Addiction Dual Density Dildo doesn’t stand out when you’re looking at it online. It seems like just another beige dildo. But take it out of its box, and everything changes—because the BMS Naked Addiction Dual is the best-feeling realistic dildo that…
