Glow in the Dark Dildo review Neo Elite featured

WOW, this glow in dark dildo series lights up like glowsticks! Neo Elite are dual-density silicone: soft, squeezable, & see-through outside…with a firm, glowing core under. Just stick a Neo Elite glow in the dark dildo in the sunlight for an hour, and see the…

Power Banger sex machine review best fucking machine featured

I’m *elated* to review the Kink Power Banger: this sex machine is fully adjustable and exhilarating, to be honest. Mouth open, eyes rolled back, can’t speak: This is me (almost) every day now. Since I got the Kink Power Banger two months ago—the amount of…

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Steve, he’s a smooth kinda guy. In SquarePegToys’ SuperSoft silicone—but more slick than previous life-cast dildos. Oh, and the curve. Angling forward, the Steve dildo’s ridge is a line of SuperSoft Bronze (or Graphite or Chestnut) that pull-pull-pulls on P- or G-spot. Yeah, Steve here…

SquarePegToys Nathan SuperSoft Bronze dildo review

The Nathan dildo by SquarePegToys *inspires* me. So simple, yet so good. I keep wondering, “WHY did I not own this years ago?!? What could I have been thinking?!?” My relationship with Nathan is primal: this is a toy that makes me come hard, makes…

I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…