The Nathan dildo by SquarePegToys *inspires* me. So simple, yet so good. I keep wondering, “WHY did I not own this years ago?!? What could I have been thinking?!?” My relationship with Nathan is primal: this is a toy that makes me come hard, makes…
Category: Realistic
SquarePegToys Dirk Review It’s all in the SKIN! SquarePegToys lifecast dildos always practically *overflow* with skin details. And with Dirk here, you get two options: foreskin up, and foreskin down. (Also, balls or no balls!) Sure, Leo is the most popular SquarePegToys realistic. Lots of…
I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…
I am a dildo devotee—and the RealCock 2 Dirk is my new favorite inanimate object, the best of the hundreds of dildos I own. Silicone…that looks alive. Dirk (Rockwell and Jones too) is nothing other than a prosthetic penis. The level of realism is stunning:…
Uberrime Supero Review In Supero, Uberrime has surpassed their previous creations for realism. With less spot impact than Splendid—but more softness—Supero reminds me much more of a real penis. Except in vibrant glitter colors. This is exceptional because Supero is a handmade, US-produced, dual-density toy…
The Anaconda Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys slides right in… Slithers… Positively wriggles its way into my ass. This pointy-tipped dildo is super-soft, and delightfully smooth—with just a hint of texture, and a ridge that pulls but doesn’t impose. I get the serpentine naming, because…
I love a thick dick that’s not too long. So I had to go for the Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys, in original size. This lifecast cock is just under 2 maximum thickness and 5 inches long. That’s the 17th percentile…
I’d like to introduce you to Bella: Uberrime Dildos’ most realistic toy yet! (Prior to Supero, that is!) This review will cover my experience with the Uberrime Bella and compare it to its closest relatives: other bigger two-layer silicone dildos like the Uberrime Splendid Large.…
