The Goliath dildo is giant…but I set out to conquer it, to fit it inside me and then RIDE it. An epic feat, since Mr. Hankey’s Toys’ Goliath is above and beyond, even in very soft silicone. So, do you like it extreme? (And realistic-looking,…
Category: Realistic
The Nathan dildo by SquarePegToys *inspires* me. So simple, yet so good. I keep wondering, “WHY did I not own this years ago?!? What could I have been thinking?!?” My relationship with Nathan is primal: this is a toy that makes me come hard, makes…
SquarePegToys Dirk Review It’s all in the SKIN! SquarePegToys lifecast dildos always practically *overflow* with skin details. And with Dirk here, you get two options: foreskin up, and foreskin down. (Also, balls or no balls!) Sure, Leo is the most popular SquarePegToys realistic. Lots of…
I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…
I am a dildo devotee—and the RealCock 2 Dirk is my new favorite inanimate object, the best of the hundreds of dildos I own. Silicone…that looks alive. Dirk (Rockwell and Jones too) is nothing other than a prosthetic penis. The level of realism is stunning:…
Uberrime Supero Review In Supero, Uberrime has surpassed their previous creations for realism. With less spot impact than Splendid—but more softness—Supero reminds me much more of a real penis. Except in vibrant glitter colors. This is exceptional because Supero is a handmade, US-produced, dual-density toy…
The Anaconda Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys slides right in… Slithers… Positively wriggles its way into my ass. This pointy-tipped dildo is super-soft, and delightfully smooth—with just a hint of texture, and a ridge that pulls but doesn’t impose. I get the serpentine naming, because…
I love a thick dick that’s not too long. So I had to go for the Mr. Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels dildo, in original size. This lifecast cock is just under 2 maximum thickness and 5 inches long. That’s the 17th percentile for length but…
