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SquarePegToys Firmer Realistic Dildos: How to Choose Firmer vs. SuperSoft

May 5, 2022 by Felicity
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Strap-On-Me Dual Density Bendable Dildo Review

June 27, 2022 by Felicity
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This is a sweet first pegging dildo. The Strap-On-Me Bendable Dual-Density Dildo’s 3 layers add up for comfort and adjustability. It’s super-soft silicone outside, a thin dense middle layer, …

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Dual Pleasure Strap Ons Critical Guide

January 31, 2023 by Felicity
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Review: John Thomas Toys, Diablo’s Finger & Slinky Santiago Large Dildos

June 29, 2021 by Felicity
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Luminous Dildo Review, Dual Density Silicone x 3 by Evolved

March 20, 2023 by Felicity
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You like realistic dildos? If yes, then add a Luminous dildo by Evolved to your WANT list. I’m thrilled about how their dual-density silicone feels, and I know my …

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CalExotics Silicone Grip Thruster Cheap Silicone Dildo

March 17, 2020 by Felicity

My request for the CalExotics Silicone Grip Thruster was a mistake. A misreading, to be exact. I was so focused on the word “thruster” that I didn’t realize that …

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