These days, the sex toys just keep showing up at my door! (See my Toybox for the full collection.) I own over $16,000 worth now! So which are my *favorite* sex toys: the ones I use for fun masturbation, vs. obligatory work masturbation?
These are the ones, the best body-safe sex toys for my anatomy. My enthusiasm for them knows no bounds!!! (So you can bet I’ll be using a lot of exclamation points in this post! ☺)
Everyone has slightly different preferences, so I explain exactly why I think each toy is awesome. See my list of the best sex toys by category (based on diverse opinions) for ideas on how to choose the right toy for you.
My Favorite Sex Toys
As a phallophile, silicone dildos are my bread & butter, my favorite sex toys overall. I focus on silicone because it’s the only body-safe material that can feel soft, more like skin. Dual-density dildos are especially realistic!
BMS Naked Addiction Dual Density: I knew the Naked Addiction Dual was a winner the first time I touched it. The balance of soft outside and firm core are the most lifelike I’ve felt in a silicone dildo (see review for an in-motion video), and—marvelously!—the finish isn’t uber-sticky like so many other duals. I want this thing in my vag just thinking about it. (I do wish it came in other colors and sizes, though!) At $60, its quality is as good (or better!) than many duals twice its price.
VixSkin Mustang: The VixSkin Mustang is a legend for a reason. It’s part of the super-popular, dual-density VixSkin lineup by Vixen Creations. Mustang’s shape is perfect for squishy, comfortable G-spot/P-spot stimulation. Thrust as hard as you want, and it’ll always feel great. I even had to write a guide to best G-spot dildos because of Mustang! Truly, I need a servant to thrust this dildo for me, because the pummeling is delicious and I want it to go on for longer! The Tie-Bright coloration, pictured above, photographs so well.
Uberrime Night King, Fire & Ice: This is a realistic dildo—with a twist. In this soft 7A-shore silicone, Night King’s double coronal ridges rub my G-spot just the right way. Meanwhile, the extra ridges down the shaft stimulate my vaginal opening and external bits. Night King’s length is a lot, so the extra few inches make it easier to hold—they’re a handle. Night King also comes in a slightly firmer density: see my comparison here.
NS ColourSoft and Colours Dual Density: The two ColourSoft dildos (5 inch and 8 inch) were my go-to realistics for a loooong time, because I love the flexibility. (And of course the low price for a body-safe toy!) Especially in the smaller 5″, the silicone is squishy and so comfy to thrust really fast like I’m prone to do. NS Novelties has recently come out with dual-density versions of these two, which have an even softer outer layer over a hard core so they don’t bend as much. (Which I like in general, but not as much for suction-cup-on-wall.) See a full video comparison here.
In both the ColourSofts and the Colours Duals, the vein texture is super-pronounced. If you prefer smoother toys, go with Blush Neo Elite Dual Density Dildos for an equally affordable price point.
Blush Ruse Jammy: I pull out Ruse Jammy when I want a suction cup dildo that’s serious about stimulation. Big, slightly firm, and inflexible, Jammy holds fast on any smooth wall or flat surface. As a fan of thickness, I’m into its 2″ girth—and I love the combination of satin smooth silicone plus realistic skin texture. This is the cheapest large realistic dildo out there, and it’s thoroughly satisfied me.
Vibrators & Pulsators
OhMiBod Esca 2 app-controlled vaginal vibe: I like Esca 2 for two reasons: it’s super fun to wear while I’m working (it syncs to music!), and I’m in a long-distance relationship, so the app-control option—having my FWB make me come from far away and sometimes in person—has been amazing. I think OhMiBod Esca 2 is rumblier than its closest competitor, Lovense Lush 2, plus Esca’s tail curves much more easily.
Magic Wand Plus: I got the new Magic Wand Plus and immediately became a wand vibe convert. Basically, the Magic Wand Plus is the (Hitachi) Magic Wand Original but with a body-safe, non-staining silicone head and two extra speeds (which I absolutely need!). The deep vibes travel everywhere throughout my pelvic floor, and it’s so good. Speed #3 makes me orgasm in under 30 seconds, then I have to back down to level 2! Then…rinse and repeat. The MW Plus’ only downside is its cord: check out the Magic Wand Rechargeable instead for untethered play.
BMS Pillow Talk Sassy: I’m basically an evangelist for the Pillow Talk Sassy, which is by far my favorite G-spot vibrator. (See my full ranking of kick-ass G-spot vibes here.) The perfectly curved head, the slightly flexible shaft, the silky silicone…and oh yeah, the rumbly vibrating power. Plus it’s pretty damn quiet.
Sola Cue (pictured but temporarily discontinued): The Sola Cue is the all-out strongest insertable vibe I own. I thought the shape would be bland: but no, it curves great for G-spot. Cue isn’t available right but—good news!—Blush’s new Impressions suction cup dildos contain the same pelvic-floor-shaking motor. They’re so strong, my asshole tingles while they’re in my vagina! I’m a particular fan of the Impressions N1’s rippling ridges for thrusting, and the Impressions N5’s larger head for G-spot pressure.
BMS Essential Bullet: Want an easy-to-use (or beginner’s) bullet that doesn’t suck? IMO, BMS Factory’s Essential Bullet is the one. It’s pretty rumbly, especially on the first couple speeds; it’s waterproof and rechargeable; it’s silky smooth; and it’s $21. I can even stick it in a huge soft silicone dildo and feel the vibes strongly!
NS Novelties Luxe Collection Bullets: The Luxe Bullets are good for me because they’re strong, but not so intense like the We-Vibe Tango. (Whose pinpoint tip overstimulates this lover of wider stimulation.) Plus the Luxe Collection Bullets’ larger size means they’re easier to grip. Luxe Electra’s smooth outside and sloped tip make it my favorite.
Stronic Real & Stronic G: The Fun Factory Stronics are pulsators, not vibrators: they jiggle in and out at super-speed. The Stronic Real, obviously, is the more phallic shape; while the Stronic G is for G-spot power. Both pulse, jiggle, and move at hundreds of beats per minute…all for the sensitive front wall of my vag. And they’re (almost totally) hands-free! See the motion in action in this video.
- Find Stronic G at: Peepshow Toys | SheVibe | Lovehoney CA | Lovehoney UK | Lovehoney EU
- Find Stronic Real at: Peepshow Toys | SheVibe | Lovehoney CA | Lovehoney UK | Lovehoney EU
The Sex Toy Combo I’ve Needed for YEARS
Lazy, Realistic, Hands-Free Penetration
I love realistic penetration, and this is the closest thing I’ve ever found to it—over 6 years of toy testing, and $15,000 worth of sex toys in my collection.1 This is hands-down the most realistic handheld thrusting dildo on the market.
Only two words in the English language can describe my feelings about toys #1 & #2 together: FUCK YEAH. #3 is a useful add-on to make Teddy + Holster (bundle here) rideable or hands-free:
- Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy: A portable fucking machine that goes up to 125 strokes per minute. Feels great by itself—but is a bit too firm to feel totally realistic. So I needed…
- A VixSkin Holster soft silicone sheath: Stick it on top of Teddy and…I’m coming all over, almost immediately. Holster is just over 2″ thick—so be ready for some real girth.2 It’s very much like lying back and being screwed by a big cock, with no work required on my part. I thought I felt like talking to Velvet Thruster Jackie—now I might start composing erotic poetry devoted to Teddy + Holster. (Once I come up with a sexier name for the two.3) This combo can be used alone for missionary-style sex, though you’ll have to hold Teddy’s base so it doesn’t leap out of your hole. Or, make it even easier:
- A T.O.M. v.2 Dildo Mount makes this setup totally hands-free. Put Teddy on top of T.O.M. (with or without Holster) and you don’t even have to move your hips while you’re being penetrated cowgirl-style. Or suction cup Teddy to one of TOM’s angled sides and hold the mount between your knees, to simulate missionary. The latter is my favorite sex toy setup, ever, because god it’s so lazy. ☺
Together Velvet Mini Teddy plus the VixSkin Holster sheath come to $238.50:4 expensive, but easier to use and less costly than a full-sized fucking machine (which start at $400 for a model that won’t break) plus its adapters plus body-safe dildos.5
Holster will also fit onto the thinner Maia Max/Monroe thrusting dildo, if you’re for a vibrating PLUS thrusting toy. Max & Monroe only have 3 thrust speeds instead of 6…but I do like the vibes along with the thrust.
SquarePegToys Egg Plug: Egg Plugs are über-squishy silicone: delightful to clench around. These soft, comfy toys are available in 6 sizes, so naturally I got the XS—but I might work my way up to the small soon! Egg Plugs are a little difficult to insert because of the softness—be warmed up first!—but once they’re in, they fit like a dream.
Njoy Pure Plugs: Stainless steel butt plug perfection. The Pure Plug’s curved shape fits so well, and I was shocked at how comfortable the loop base is. I had no idea I’d enjoy having the Pure Plug’s weight in my butt, but then I started wearing mine out and about…and it both felt good in my ass and satisfied the exhibitionist in me. If you want a good steel plug, the Pure Plugs (available in 3 sizes, plus the larger Pure Plug 2.0) are the one true way.
b-Vibe Snug Plugs: The torpedo-shaped Snug Plugs hold weight inside! The weights kinda jiggle a little, and I like how phallic the oblong body is. Wearing these while exercising (would recommend mowing the lawn with them in!) is fun. The body is hard, but I think the thin neck is very comfortable for wearing for a few hours because lets my sphincters close up around the plug—I don’t feel so stretched. They’re gentle that way.
Maia Max (and Monroe): Sometimes you just want a sleek anal thruster, without the prep required for getting ready for larger “butt balls.” That’s what the Maia Max (black) and Monroe (purple) are, plus of course they’re good as smooth vaginal toys too. With a remote control, an adjustable suction cup, vibrating functions, and a not-too-shabby motor, Maia Max is the best anal-friendly self-propelled toy I’m aware of, and the price is pretty damn low too. The only issue? It’s loud, unfortunately.
My Favorite Sex Aids:
Lubes & More
LUBE—It’s so important. Necessary for anal play, it also makes vaginal sex, jerking off, and clitoral play (especially with toys) so much more comfortable.
Once I discovered Sliquid, I’ve stuck to their water-based lubes because they’re free of glycerin, propylene glycol, parabens, and other junk that can potentially irritate your junk. (Water-baseds also can’t harm silicone toys like silicone lube may.) I do also love, love, love Sutil and would recommend it if you’re looking for a very natural feel.
Sassy is Sliquid’s thicker water-based, marketed as for anal but better for anything else too because it doesn’t slip off my silicone toys right away. I also recommend: The silicone Uberlube for PIV sex and with condoms (thumbs up)—though I wouldn’t recommend it across the board with silicone toys. And: The Butters all-natural oil-based for butt stuff, like long-term plug wear and pegging, because the slickness is for real.
- Find Sliquid Sassy (water-based) at: Peepshow Toys | SheVibe | Spectrum Boutique
- Find Uberlube (silicone lube) at: Peepshow Toys | SheVibe | Spectrum Boutique
- Find The Butters (all-natural oil-based) at: Peepshow Toys | Spectrum Boutique
Liberator Wing Sex Toy Mount: With so many dildos, I sometimes get bored of jerking it by hand, so the Liberator Wing is a happy change of pace. This sex toy mount is the most comfortable way to simulate cowgirl-style riding because of its soft cover and dense foam. I’ve had mine for a year and a half, and it hasn’t compressed one bit! I recommend the Wing with the BMS Naked Addiction Dual together for realistic.
(On a side note, I also feel like I need the newer Liberator Pulse, because the rocking motion sounds fun as hell!)
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- At least $15,277.50, current total based on current retail sales figures at competitive prices. It might be a bit more, though; it’s hard to keep track these days!
- But if you want it even bigger, then go for the VixSkin Colossus instead!
- “Tedster” is truly horrific, while “Holdy” sounds like an adjective for that one overly pushy dude you ran into at the club. Yeah, that guy who has a hard time taking “no” for an answer. Anyway, I digress…
- Use code FELICITY at checkout to get this pricing, 10% off.
- Since silicone dildos are pretty much never included with fucking machines.