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M-Elite Silicone Penis Stroker Review

January 4, 2023 by Felicity
M-Elite Platinum silicone strokers review

Soft stroking + easy cleaning. M-Elite Platinum penis toys are part of a rare group: silicone penis strokers so they aren’t very porous, and aren’t expensive fantasy designs. Silicone’s …

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Oxballs Balls-T Stretcher Review

February 8, 2022 by Felicity
Oxballs Balls-T stretcher review

Have you ever wrapped a hand around your (or your partner’s) balls while stroking the shaft? I hope so, the grip and the pressure definitely add more. But it’s …

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We-Vibe Bond Review: App Controlled Penis Ring

September 6, 2021 by Felicity
We-Vibe Bond review, male vibrator for public sex toy use

We-Vibe Bond is a penis vibrator designed to be worn (possibly in public). I agreed to review We-Vibe Bond because it was called “adjustable,” with a new-fangled “Custom Fit …

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Arcwave Ion Male Orgasm Machine by Womanizer

February 2, 2021 by Felicity
Arcwave Ion review featured

Arcwave Ion is a fascinating sex toy: a “male orgasm machine” with Womanizer air-suction tech (for clits, originally!) inside a silicone stroker sleeve. This Arcwave sex toy grrrrrrowls while …

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Silicone Masturbator Review: NS Firefly Yoni & Ass, Squishy Soft Sleeves

November 1, 2020 by Felicity
Silicone masturbator review NS Firefly

A silicone masturbator that’s cheap, and easy to clean, and realistic too? I thought we’d hit the jackpot when I saw NS Novelties had released the Firefly silicone masturbation …

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Love Smiths Review: Troll Dildo & Dwarf Masturbator Fantasy Silicone

January 14, 2021 by Felicity
Love Smiths Review Fantasy Silicone

A very fantastical new sex toy maker has caught my attention: they’re called the Love Smiths! Look at these guys ⬆️⬆️, aren’t the colors spectacular? The Love Smiths’ sex …

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