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Best Penis Vibrators, Cock Rings, & Best Fleshlight: Male Sex Toys Guide pt. 1

October 10, 2021 by M. S.
Male Sex Toys penis vibrators Fleshlights featured longer

Penis toys do more. Tired of using your hand for jacking off and want to explore penis vibrators or find a terrific new masturbator? Or maybe you want to …

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Hot Octopuss Pocket Pulse Remote Review

June 30, 2019 by Felicity
Hot Octopuss Pocket Pulse Remote featured

As a sex toy reviewer, you win some, you lose some. Sometimes you love the interesting new toy and can’t stop talking about how awesome it is…and sometimes you …

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Tantus Super Soft C-Ring & Vibrating Super Soft C-Ring Cock Ring Reviews

March 7, 2020 by Felicity
Tantus Vibrating Super Soft C-Ring and normal C-Ring featured

Tantus’ Super Soft C-Ring is a functional, but no-frills toy, so in this review I’ll be discussing both it (the nonvibrating version) and Tantus’ Vibrating Super Soft C-Ring, which my husband …

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Doc Johnson Optimale Vibrating Cock Ring Review

March 15, 2020 by Felicity
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Doc Johnson’s Optimale Vibrating Cock Ring is a sex toy that’s trying to pass as a porcupine. Do you see these spines? Do you see them? I can only …

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Screaming O Charged Skooch Vibrating Cock Ring with Fins

October 18, 2019 by Felicity
Charged Skooch vibrating cock ring fins marine life dolphin

Screaming O’s Charged Skooch Cock Ring not only vibrates, but has fins. My first reaction to this was, “Well, I don’t have much of a marine-life fetish, but sure, I’ll try …

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