Sometimes eloquent words are unnecessary. The Blush Wellness G Curve makes me speak simply: This is a good vibrator. A strong vibrator with five rumbly speeds (and five patterns), and it works. The Wellness G Curve is invariably orgasmic, whether I use it clitorally or…
Blush Impressions dildos go against the grain. Truly STRONG vibrating dildos with suction cups??? Basically unheard of. As a category, suction cup vibes tend to have lackluster power and/or include porous materials. Meet the exception: Impressions dildos hold serious strength inside their smooth silicone shafts.…
The Nu Sensuelle Geminii XLR8’s two ass-kicking motors feel like the buzz of a hundred bees in my hand. I turned it on and almost had the urge to revert back to my religious days by crying out, “Holy mother of God!” Geminii XLR8 is…
The ultimate realistic dildo??? I’d read dozens of VixSkin Mustang reviews before I got my hands on one, wondering whether it could live up to the hype. So much love was showered on the Vixen Creations Mustang dildo—so many words of praise—that I didn’t bother…
Fight me: The Fun Factory Big Boss is the best vibrating dildo on the market. This thick vibe is one of those classic toys that, it’s assumed, no longer requires reviewing; doesn’t need extra promotion. It exists, it’s big and bold, it’s found its niche.…
Lovense Lush 2, OhMiBod Esca 2, We-Vibe Moxie, and more are sex technology—and I’m on a mission to rate the best remote control vibrators! As someone who’s both (1) an exhibitionist sexually and (2) in a long-distance relationship, I’ve been excited to thoroughly test out the top…
Sometimes it’s the head that makes or breaks a sexual relationship. ???? And the head of the Toyfriend Smooth Operator Choosy has a beautifully silky, flat surface that feels like the pressure from two fingertips—but with strong vibes. The Toyfriend Smooth Operator Choosy is a luxury…
My best G-spot vibrator ranking draws on 12 months of orgasmic testing! G-spot orgasms are my purest pleasure, so I’ve devised a detailed rating system to share my findings. I compare the 12 best G-spot toys based on their power, rumbly vibration quality, ease of…
