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Dual Pleasure Strap Ons Critical Guide

May 12, 2022November 17, 2021 by Felicity
Dual Pleasure Strap Ons Critical Guide

Dual pleasure: It’s a goal I’ve seen over and over again when new strap-on harness buyers wonder, How can my partner enjoy penetrating me while wearing a strap-on harness? …

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Vedo Rialto Review: Realistic Vibrating Dildo

May 2, 2022May 14, 2021 by Felicity
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A round of applause for Vedo: The Rialto is a superb realistic vibrating dildo. It’s both body-safe (silicone, not “jelly”!) and STRONG. This brand generally makes powerful vibrators, if …

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Review: Avant D15 & Avant D16 Pastel Dildos by Blush Novelties

October 18, 2020May 4, 2020 by Felicity
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Want the best pastel dildo? Look, look! Almost too cute, each Avant D15 / Avant D16 pastel dildo is easy on the eyes—and gentle against your junk too. They’re …

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Blush Impressions Dildo Review: STRONG Vibrators w/ Suction Cup

January 8, 2020September 1, 2019 by Felicity

Blush Impressions dildos go against the grain. Truly STRONG vibrating dildos with suction cups??? Basically unheard of. As a category, suction cup vibes tend to have lackluster power and/or …

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Fun Factory Big Boss Review: Powerful Vibrating Dildo

September 13, 2019July 31, 2019 by Felicity

Fight me: The Fun Factory Big Boss is the best vibrating dildo on the market. This thick vibe is one of those classic toys that, it’s assumed, no longer …

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Review: Uberrime Splendid Small & Large Dual-Density Dildos

October 21, 2020March 8, 2019 by Felicity
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Big news: Uberrime heard that people like having choices and decided to make a smaller and larger size of the popular Splendid dildo! The Uberrime Splendid Large is for …

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