Want the best pastel dildo? Look, look! Almost too cute, each Avant D15 / Avant D16 pastel dildo is easy on the eyes—and gentle against your junk too. They’re soft silicone, with sturdy suction cups. A perfect start to Masturbation May, really: Because why not…
Blush Impressions dildos go against the grain. Truly STRONG vibrating dildos with suction cups??? Basically unheard of. As a category, suction cup vibes tend to have lackluster power and/or include porous materials. Meet the exception: Impressions dildos hold serious strength inside their smooth silicone shafts.…
Fight me: The Fun Factory Big Boss is the best vibrating dildo on the market. This thick vibe is one of those classic toys that, it’s assumed, no longer requires reviewing; doesn’t need extra promotion. It exists, it’s big and bold, it’s found its niche.…
Big news: Uberrime heard that people like having choices and decided to make a smaller and larger size of the popular Splendid dildo! The Uberrime Splendid Large is for those times when I want above-and-beyond stimulation. And the Small is the exact opposite: a very…
When a dual-density toy works, it works. Basically, the Uberrime Splendid has knocked my socks off. By Uberrime Dildos (sometimes mistyped Uber-rome, Splendid is a two-layer toy that’s handmade of platinum silicone in Florida. As much as I love silicone dildos, finding the right dual-density (two-layer) one…
I’m always excited when Blush Novelties puts out a new line of silicone dildos because I know they’re going to be both very affordable and also have a nice feel. (“Satiny smooth” is now a stock phrase on my blog because I’ve reviewed so goshdarn…
Helios the Sun God dildo by Uberrime consistently makes me wonder whether my next-door neighbors can hear me screaming. It’s a toy that I never swap out for another once I start using it, because it’s basically everything I ever wanted in a textured dildo. Helios…
The existence of the Stronic Real Pulsator by Fun Factory hit me like a lightning bolt. I was scrolling Instagram one morning, trying to keep up with the constant stream of happenings in the sex toy world, when I saw a pic of this new thrusting…
