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Fun Factory Share Lite Review – PSA, Not Strapless!

September 25, 2022 by Felicity
Fun Factory Share Lite review

Fun Factory’s Share Lite description is bullshit marketing to the max. Four out of 5 of the Share Lite’s sales points are simply false in real-life experience. “No slipping” …

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Blown Glass Dildos Review – New Fave Glass Toy!

October 9, 2022 by Felicity
Blown realistic glass dildos review

I thought phallic 🍆 glass dildos were a weird concept—until I tested a couple of the Blown realistic glass dildos. They’ve got a streamlined penis-like shape, but they are …

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Dual Pleasure Strap Ons Critical Guide

January 31, 2023 by Felicity
Dual Pleasure Strap Ons Critical Guide

Dual pleasure: It’s a goal I’ve seen over and over again when new strap-on harness buyers wonder, How can my partner enjoy penetrating me while wearing a strap-on harness? …

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Vedo Rialto Review: Realistic Vibrating Dildo

May 2, 2022 by Felicity
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A round of applause for Vedo: The Rialto is a superb realistic vibrating dildo. It’s both body-safe (silicone, not “jelly”!) and STRONG. This brand generally makes powerful vibrators, if …

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Review: Avant D15 & Avant D16 Pastel Dildos by Blush Novelties

October 18, 2020 by Felicity
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Want the best pastel dildo? Look, look! Almost too cute, each Avant D15 / Avant D16 pastel dildo is easy on the eyes—and gentle against your junk too. They’re …

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Blush Impressions Dildo Review: STRONG Vibrators w/ Suction Cup

October 2, 2022 by Felicity

Blush Impressions dildos go against the grain. Truly STRONG vibrating dildos with suction cups??? Basically unheard of. As a category, suction cup vibes tend to have lackluster power and/or …

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