Nick Capra by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a beast of a dildo—one I was eager to review, because it’s all about that stretch. Hankey’s Toys dildos are known for their girth—some are so large that they may make your eyes water. In Hankey’s trademark 75%…
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Game of Thrones…it’s hard NOT to get caught up in the drama. Sometimes sexy and sometimes sadistic, but always thrilling, this epic saga of has inspired a myriad of merchandise—so why not add body-safe Game of Thrones sex toys to the list??? I may be…
I often have simple tastes: a cheap suction cup dildo has beaten a more expensive toy for me on so many occasions. Affordable, body-safe silicone dildos are my bread and butter when it comes to sex toys. (Though of course I do sometimes enjoy a…
Update: Eighteen months after I got my first NS ColourSoft dildo, I’m still in love. Seriously, this squishy suction cup dildo is one of my absolute favorites—both in the larger and smaller size (depends on my mood!). Original review follows. It’s a good time to…
The Night King dildo by Uberrime has a name that’s sexy AF. It sounds so dark, and mysterious, and powerful. An obvious reference to the undead Game of Thrones villain, the original Night King dildo has a stunning marbled color scheme that makes me imagine…
There are no other dragon dildos out there anymore, as far as I’m concerned. This Dragon by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is the ultimate fire-breathing beast. I may sound like I’m repeating myself here: I said something similar in my Bad Dragon Flint review. And I…
Everyone’s heard the clichĂ© “Appearances can be deceiving,” right? Well, the Avant D3 dildo by Blush Novelties has really brought the phrase’s meaning home for me. The Avant D3 “Summer Fling” looks cute. (It even has a cutesy name.) The perfect lines of bright-colored silicone…
The Illithid dildo by Pleasure Forge is beyond cool. Based on the brain-eating underworld creature of Dungeons & Dragons fame, the Illithid is over 6 inches of ridged, tentacle-y goodness (or evil, rather!). As Pleasure Forge says, “Illithid[s]…are the evil lords of many parts of the…
