The Illithid dildo by Pleasure Forge is beyond cool. Based on the brain-eating underworld creature of Dungeons & Dragons fame, the Illithid is over 6 inches of ridged, tentacle-y goodness (or evil, rather!). As Pleasure Forge says, “Illithid[s]…are the evil lords of many parts of the…
I knew I had to get a Tantus Steam Hunk the moment I first saw a picture of the toy. The Steam Hunk owes its name to its steampunk (sci-fi plus steam-powered technology) inspired design. It kinda looks like a steam train had a collision…
Bad Dragon’s Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon is a thick, ridged dildo that’s basically everything a dragon dildo should be. Spiky back? Check. Thick girth? Check. Big balls? Check. And then there’s the cockhead just barely emerging out of the foreskin, which is sexy as hell. Bad…
When I want a dildo that’s wide and firm, I reach for the Large Realistic Bent, by Vixen Creations. It’s no secret that I found Vixen’s VixSkin Maverick to be too squishy—so I decided to try out the Large Realistic Bent. It’s the same shape and…
Dual-density silicone: I’ve said before that it’s the way to go for a realistic-feeling dildo, and I’m on a personal quest to test out as many dual-density toys as possible. But…I’m picky. Too soft was the VixSkin Maverick, too hard was the Tantus Sam; too…
Scifi Erotics’ Zuklat the Dayneb alien dildo taught me a valuable lesson: I’m not, in fact, a size queen. Instead, I’m some kind of lesser size royalty, like a duchess or maybe a countess. This depresses me because Zuklat is a well-made toy with some awesome…
Bad Dragon’s Nox the Night Drake is a beautiful sculpture. The pointy head, the notched coronal ridge, the figure-eight-like shaft, and the intricate detail in the base all add up to a gorgeous-looking toy. I couldn’t help but buy one. Just looking at this dragon dildo…
The Vixen Creations VixSkin Maverick and I had a torrid love affair, but then I had to say good-bye. He seemed great when I first met him: tall, muscular, with beautiful features. During our first encounter, though, I discovered that his suction cup was…temperamental. And…
