Harder, faster, and longer than a human — every one of the best sex machines around delivers steady BANGING, but these pleasure tools are an investment. I’ve tested and rated the best sex machine options, from fast-stroking machines to a rideable POWER vibe (sit on it!) to handheld self-thrusters that’ll cost you less. Whether you call them the softer term “sex machine” or “fucking machine” / “fuck machine,” these toys are made for serious penetration and eye-rolling orgasms.
I (a lover of thrusting sex!) rank each sex machine for vaginal vs. anal play, noise level, and ease of use. For example, which should you choose if you’re looking to re-create a pegging experience, vs. if you like to see your partner get hammered? If you’re using most thrusting machines for vaginal penetration, I also suggest picking up a wand vibrator! My favorite is Magic Wand Rechargeable, for 💯 dual-stimulation during sex machine play.
What Is the Best Sex Machine? Expert Rating
Call it a sex machine, fuck machine, fucking machine, or dildo machine, all these power tools thrust a dildo in and out of your hole (vag or ass), for automatic sex. The quick run-down so you can check prices & discount codes is here, covering several types of sex machines; Full comprehensive guide detailing each dildo machine option follows!
- Most affordable, hardest thrusting: Hismith Sex Premium machine ($387 with code PR10)
- Best compact machine / easy (but thick) vaginal: Power Banger ($360 with code FELICITY)
- Best realistic & safe silicone thrusting dildo: Naked Addiction Freak ($81 with code FELICITY)
- Best among saddle sex machines: Motorbunny Buck “thrusting Sybian” ($1509 with code PHAL40)
Hismith: Value; App Control Option; Smaller Penetration
Hismith is the best-known brand of affordably hardcore sex machines. These can be very serious slamming, with very long stroke length too in the Hismith Premium models. The thrust rod can be moved back or forth to deliver between 1.75 inches and 5.25 inches thrust length, depending on how much in and out you like (I’m comfortable with up to 2.5 inches; after that is: WHOA, tiger!). The Hismith Premium is definitely the best of the Hismith machines, with a 100 watt “mute turbine” (very quiet for a sex machine!) motor, vs. the only 48 watts of the Hismith Table Top 2.0 or the not-rated wattage of the cheaper & more portable Hismith Pro Traveler. (The latter will offer OK but not really serious motor strength.) Simply, Hismith Premium is the best thrusting speed for the price.
And the metal body is big and heavy, and requires some assembly. The advantage is that the Hismith Premium sex machine won’t jump backward, and will hold its place even when you’re using larger toys or bucking back against it.
Like any good sex machine, it’s got a twist-dial fully adjustable controller, for speeds between “10” and “100.” I tend to stay under 70, which is more intense than my real-life partners. If you get the APP control version ($63 more with discount), then it hooks into the Hismith app, which is OK and gives some pattern options plus can be controlled remotely. More thoughts on the app here. Although the Hismith is a “best budget pick”, comparatively, at under $500, it features fully adjustable angle positioning so you can really move the bars up and down and get a huge range of adjustable height choices & experience various types of sex position from the Hismith Premium.
Do be careful to have the knob dialed down to 0 before you turn the flip the power switch on with dildo already inserted into your body! I’ve read lots of stories of guys buying this machine for their wife and enjoying the hell out of watching the orgasms produced, as their partner begged for more; and I understand after having seriously tested my own Hismith machine vaginally. (Again, definitely best with a Magic Wand, in lazy missionary for the win.) I’ve watched C. use it once anally, and he was blown away by the power, because again, it can be intense. The only potential downside for anal (or doggy in general) is that the thrust arm is locked in place into a certain position, so if you move, it doesn’t move with your ass — you need to adjust manually.
Besides the sheer speed & adjustability options, the separate attachment options are a big draw with Hismith Premium sex machines. This sex machine with KlickLok comes with a not-bad standard-size silicone dildo. But buy the suction cup adapter, or the Vac-U-Lock adapter (for securing big dildos like my favorite platinum silicone realistic dildos with Vac-U-Lock hole), or the Fleshlight adapter (for serious penis stroking), and the amount of choices skyrockets. (Especially with the KlicLok suction cup adapter, because there are so many suction cup dildo choices, even silicone ones.) Read more on the Dildo with KlicLok system toys here, and be sure to choose a silicone dildo with KlicLok: some KlicLok dildos are PVC but the ones with “Silicone” in the product name are reliable and body-safe, vs. all 3XLR dildos being porous, less-safe materials.1
Anal rating: 9.5 / 10 stars; Vag. rating: 9.5 / 10 stars
Thrust info: Over 300 strokes per minute (can’t count, it’s too fast); 1.75 to 5.25 adjustable stroke length; adjustable twist-dial control
Volume: 33 – 54 decibels (very quiet up to 70% of the way up the speed range, then a bit louder)
Other: Buy the suction cup attachment for more dildo options; KlicLok proprietary connector is clever & stable; Weighs over 20 pounds, good for bracing your weight or large dildos against, but kinda clunky; Adjustable angle of penetration for easy missionary OR doggy-style positions
Find at: $387 for Hismith Premium here (10% off) when you use code PR10 at checkout; or $450 for the Premium with (Long-Distance-Compatible) APP Control, again with code PR10
Kink Power Banger: Compact & Easy to Store
The Kink Power Banger is the cheapest of the dildo machines here, and works well for easy vaginal play (aka is great among “sex machines for women”): I really loved how compact this toy is, how it comes fully assembled, and how it’s light-weight. I’ll swing my legs over the Power Banger sometimes, and get off on its natural 2.3-inch stroke length. It goes faster than a human penis on high, but I’ve been pounded farther in and out before (longer strokes by human men). That said, I do I like a consistent 2-inch thrust length overall; it’s not so balls-to-the-wall, as my cervix can only handle so much.
My friend C. found that the Power Banger was fine for anal, not the hardest; and the smaller motor body moved more easily than the Mod Love Thruster frame. The remote control is a comfortable, ergonomic shape to fit into one’s hand, though. It’s a twist-dial control like all machines covered here, fully adjustable up to 195 strokes per minute. It starts slow and gentle, a nice warmup.
Power Banger is a lil loud on high, for sure, and (see note below) you gotta be able to enjoy wider dildos. Besides Nathan 1X (a favorite among realistic dildos!), the Steve by SquarePegToys is exceptional for G-spot tugging with its very focused coronal ridge. (Steve’s head starts out at 1.7 inches diameter, so kinda-big but not huge; then most of the lower shaft is 2 inches wide.)
Anal rating: 7.75 / 10 stars; Vag. rating: 8 / 10 stars
Thrust info: 195 strokes per minute; 2.3 inch fixed stroke length; adjustable twist-dial control
Volume: 42 – 59 decibels (gets louder & creaky halfway up the speed range)
Other: Rounded body; OK suction cup attachment feet; very light-weight; requires Vac dildo
Find at: $360 for Power Banger here (10% off) when you use code FELICITY at checkout
Motorbunny Buck: The VIBRATIONS
Sex machines can have real power: but it’s thrusting power, not vibration. Except for: the ULTRA-STRONG Motorbunny Buck.
This is one hell of a vibrating motor mound, meant for sitting on top of while the dildo attachment thrust-thrust-thrusts. It can pulse quickly either (1) up and down; or (2) right to left for more forward G-spot pressure. Read about those toggle options here!
This is an amazing piece of machinery for sheer WHOA factor and display.2 I like riding it solo too, when I want really super-power vibes — like a slightly stronger Doxy wand that I’m straddling. But the highlight is having a partner watch: I recently had my new friend with benefits over and I ended up on the Motorbunny because it is so incredibly hot to be controlled on this turbo-vibrator. Perfect for watching one’s wife or girlfriend get shaken too 😛 & spice up your sex life with some voyeurism! Plus this is totally the kind of toy you’ll find at a lifestyle / swinger event, because of how sexy it is to watch someone on top of the Motorbunny (it is a Sybian competitor and upgrade!). The Motorbunny Buck is also long-distance controllable, if you’re not in the same place as your sex partner / are in a long-distance relationship and still want a working sex toy for couples.
Buck is the strongest long-distance vibrator, too, with a Bluetooth antenna built into the remote controller. You thought the Lovense Lush was powerful? Think again. (And note: the Lovense Domi is stronger than Lush if you want an easy long-distance power vibe!)
The Motorbunny Buck includes 3 attachments, and they’re fine, though realistic dildos are not among the options there! So I use the Boneyard Meaty silicone penis sleeve over the G-Thrust attachment for that realer feel. Stick the Meaty over anything, really; I’ve even put it over my #2 most-used vibrator, the exceptional 🌟We-Vibe Nova 2🌟 rabbit, when I wanted … a little more cock-head with my rumbly vibrations.
Downsides here are (1) the price, at over $1500 for the Buck kit, but the vibrator can be returned within 45 days if it turns out to not be your speed; and (2) the volume, as Buck roars on high vibration power.
Vag. rating for thrust: 7 / 10 stars; Clit + vag rating for vibe power: 11.5 / 10 stars
Thrust info: 90 strokes per minute; 0.75 inch fixed stroke length; adjustable twist-dial control for vibes & thrust
Volume: 55 – 82 decibels (Yeah, it’s loud on high and your floor may shake, no hiding it!)
Other: The only one you can sit on top of easily! Ride it on a chair for most control… This is the most powerful vibe around, for really getting your socks knocked off with broad vibes (not clit-focused stimulation). Long-distance Motorbunny app discussed here.
Find at: $1509 for Motorbunny Buck ($40 off) when you use code PHAL40 at checkout
Cheaper, Handheld Thrusters
See also my full guide to handheld thrusting dildos, which are smaller than the fuck machines above and cheaper too. Their disadvantage is that they can’t achieve the same level of super-thrusting power, and can stall out if you screw them really hard.3
If you’ve read this far and aren’t sure you want to splurge for a full-on machine, but you still want a realistic toy that moves itself, check out the Naked Addiction Freak vibrating dildo. It’s my new favorite handheld due to the squishy, skin-like silicone; the PowerBullet vibrations; and the super-cool corkscrew / thrust movement. (Some speeds purely thrust in and out; others gyrate around + up/down.) I love the feel of this thrusting vibrating creature, and it’s so very easy to hide. No positioning required, no struggle trying to pack it into my (toy-filled) closet, and I haven’t stalled this FREAK out yet. Includes a separate remote too! One downside: ≈ 35 minute run-time per charge. Amazing for the price overall: I give it 8.5/10 stars for just over $80 (vs. $360 & up for the hardcore-pounders above).
Last, Velvet Thruster has a nice range of options now, from the Teddy XL (also sold as the Velvet Prime if you want a somewhat-better suction cup) to the Sammie Prime and its big, realistic-shaped hardness. This handheld thruster brand keeps improving: Velvet Thruster toys are now more easily washable (still not submersible) and quieter than they originally were. See a more-detailed V. Thruster comparison here for details on their portable thrusting power.
The above thrusting dildos are platinum silicone, and are therefore safer than questionable-material thrusters you might find on Amazon. Material quality is so important when it comes to dildos (and plugs and vibrators that touch mucous membranes!) because PVC sex toys can be a real health hazard, leaching chlorine and phthalates and allowing bacteria to grow on their surfaces — definitely not a sexy experience!
How to Care for Your Sex Machine
For full-size machines (like Hismith, Power Banger, etc.), the thrusting rods will keep going in best condition if you apply lubricant to them periodically, like every few months. Just like a treadmill! (Did you know that most treadmills run best long-term if you apply silicone lube to the rolling mat?) Hismith recommends this Mobil motor-bearing grease specifically. Use a very small amount to start; apply lightly just so a thin coat starts to oil up your thrusting rod. An old cloth/T-shirt/rag can help you here. Speaking of lube, machine sex can create more friction than normal human penis-in-vagina / penis-in-anus sex, so use lots of lube, preferably thick padded lube like my favorite Hybrid Jelle.
The larger machines use a dildo attachment, and you should be getting 100% silicone toys for that — not PVC, “jelly,” or so-called “real feel” TPR/TPE.
These sex machine dildos are removed from the machine, so that you can clean them after you’re done just like you’d wash (and/or sanitize) a normal dildo.4 If you are getting a Hismith machine with the Fleshlight attachment, then Fleshlights and similar masturbators are porous, but are less dangerous than TPE dildos because they’re not going inside the body. They require more care to clean than silicone, though; see how to clean a Fleshlight or similar male masturbators here.
Also note: the handheld thrusting dildos covered above are not waterproof, so do take care in cleaning them. You’ll want to wash your Velvet Thruster or Naked Addiction with the shaft pointing downward in the sink so that their air vents don’t get filled up with water. Don’t use any sex machine in the shower. If you want a waterproof thrusting toy, check out the Stronic pulsator line (reviews here) or the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit vibrator.
Bang, bang, bang!?! Have fun!!!
- Be sure to avoid the 3XLR system and even its Quick Air connector for the Hismith Premium sex machines, then, since the 3XLR dildos are all not body-safe.
- Try again, Cowgirl Premium, you can’t compete!
- I also have not covered monkey rockers and similar options like FSlider Rideon, or sex pillows, or sex chairs, or sex furniture, or any sex toys mount here (but see my dildo mounts run-down here). Because those all make you do more work, moving your hips — only full automatic sex machines, so I could rate their power one against the others!
- With the exception of the Hismith KlicLok dildos, which I’d be more hesitant to boil in a pot because of the metal connector screw in the dildos’ base bottom.