SquarePegToys Dirk Review It’s all in the SKIN! SquarePegToys lifecast dildos always practically *overflow* with skin details. And with Dirk here, you get two options: foreskin up, and foreskin down. (Also, balls or no balls!) Sure, Leo is the most popular SquarePegToys realistic. Lots of…
I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…
I am a dildo devotee—and the RealCock 2 Dirk is my new favorite inanimate object, the best of the hundreds of dildos I own. Silicone…that looks alive. Dirk (Rockwell and Jones too) is nothing other than a prosthetic penis. The level of realism is stunning:…
The best Satisfyer? I’ve found it! Satisfyer Luxury clit pulsators are the most premium product Satisfyer has yet produced. The Satisfyer Luxury PrĂŞt-Ă -Porter/Haute Couture and High Fashion are more stylish than previous Satisfyers, more comfortable, and also vibrate. PrĂŞt-Ă -Porter is by far my favorite *Satisfyer*:…
I’ve found the butt plug of champions: it’s the Oxballs Ergo. The *design* of this plug—it’s so well done, it’s hard to put into words. But I like words—a lot!—so I’ll do my best! Chunky and Super Soft (Smoke), my small Ergo is. Oxballs Ergo…
The Anaconda Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys slides right in… Slithers… Positively wriggles its way into my ass. This pointy-tipped dildo is super-soft, and delightfully smooth—with just a hint of texture, and a ridge that pulls but doesn’t impose. I get the serpentine naming, because…
The ultimate realistic dildo??? I’d read dozens of VixSkin Mustang reviews before I got my hands on one, wondering whether it could live up to the hype. So much love was showered on the Vixen Creations Mustang dildo—so many words of praise—that I didn’t bother…
SquarePegToys Review: Egg Plug The SquarePegToys Egg Plug is the squishiest, most comfortable thing I’ve ever put in my ass. Basically, the Egg Plug (all 6 sizes!) is the butt plug equivalent of a warm hug from someone you care about. These deliciously soft butt…
