I’ve found the butt plug of champions: it’s the Oxballs Ergo. The *design* of this plug—it’s so well done, it’s hard to put into words. But I like words—a lot!—so I’ll do my best! Chunky and Super Soft (Smoke), my small Ergo is. Oxballs Ergo…
Tag: squish
The Anaconda Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys slides right in… Slithers… Positively wriggles its way into my ass. This pointy-tipped dildo is super-soft, and delightfully smooth—with just a hint of texture, and a ridge that pulls but doesn’t impose. I get the serpentine naming, because…
The ultimate realistic dildo??? I’d read dozens of VixSkin Mustang reviews before I got my hands on one, wondering whether it could live up to the hype. So much love was showered on the Vixen Creations Mustang dildo—so many words of praise—that I didn’t bother…
The SquarePegToys Egg Plug is the squishiest, most comfortable thing I’ve ever put in my ass. Basically, the Egg Plug (all 6 sizes!) is the butt plug equivalent of a warm hug from someone you care about. These deliciously soft butt plugs are handmade platinum…
Looking for a wearable dildo? I gotchu! Well, Uberrime does, to be exact: this indie toymaker’s Sensi is a small dildo/vaginal plug. It’s odd that I’ve never reviewed a vag plug before—because I rarely meet a sex toy that I don’t want to put in…
Nick Capra by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a beast of a dildo—one I was eager to review, because it’s all about that stretch. Hankey’s Toys dildos are known for their girth—some are so large that they may make your eyes water. In Hankey’s trademark 75%…
As a professional dildo reviewer, I have a verdict: Blush Neo Elite Dildos are simply the best affordable realistic dildos. They’re revolutionary for their price: For $30–$36, you get two layers of body-safe platinum silicone. This dual-density construction makes Neo Elite dildos both soft (like…
I was skeptical about the Uberrime Amo Dildo’s heart-shaped head when I first saw it. Would it feel comfortable? And would the G-spot stimulation be consistent enough, with that gap in the middle of the ridge? Amo has two traditional G-spot/P-spot dildo traits: a forward…
