Gorgeous and soft, the Uberrime Splendid Vita dildo is rocking everything that silicone marbling can be. Its two colors swirl in the most feathery way. Whether you’re a sex toy collector or you just want a comfortable go-to dildo, the Uberrime Splendid Vita makes sense.…
A silicone masturbator that’s cheap, and easy to clean, and realistic too? I thought we’d hit the jackpot when I saw NS Novelties had released the Firefly silicone masturbation sleeves: 4 varieties. These are strokers that you don’t have to worry about them molding or…
WOW, this glow in dark dildo series lights up like glowsticks! Neo Elite are dual-density silicone: soft, squeezable, & see-through outside…with a firm, glowing core under. Just stick a Neo Elite glow in the dark dildo in the sunlight for an hour, and see the…
I gave a Slink colon snake / anal plug to a porn star for his deepest anal experience ever: now this is kind of the sex toy entertainment I hope you’re all here for, because I sure am. Slink (in the smallest size!) is over…
A very fantastical new sex toy maker has caught my attention: they’re called the Love Smiths! Look at these guys ⬆️⬆️, aren’t the colors spectacular? The Love Smiths’ sex toys are super craft-wise too: they’re polished, blemish-free, soft and yielding platinum silicone. This Love Smiths…
I’m *elated* to review the Kink Power Banger: this sex machine is fully adjustable and exhilarating, to be honest. Mouth open, eyes rolled back, can’t speak: This is me (almost) every day now. Since I got the Kink Power Banger two months ago—the amount of…
Steve, he’s a smooth kinda guy. In SquarePegToys’ SuperSoft silicone—but more slick than previous life-cast dildos. Oh, and the curve. Angling forward, the Steve dildo’s ridge is a line of SuperSoft Bronze (or Graphite or Chestnut) that pull-pull-pulls on P- or G-spot. Yeah, Steve here…
Batou by Strange Bedfellas is horn-y…literally. This demon dildo is fantasy art, handmade and beautifully devilish. Spikes, horns, and two head ridges… plus twisting veins, and BIG balls. So fun in general, and (as an ex-clergy wife), I have to admit I love anything with…
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