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Blush Neo Elite Dildo Review: Realistic Dual Layer Silicone

December 11, 2022 by Felicity
Neo Elite dildo review

As a professional dildo reviewer, I have a verdict: Neo Elite Dildos are simply the best affordable realistic dildos. For $23 to $71 (depending on how large a toy …

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M-Elite Silicone Penis Stroker Review

January 4, 2023 by Felicity
M-Elite Platinum silicone strokers review

Soft stroking + easy cleaning. M-Elite Platinum penis toys are part of a rare group: silicone penis strokers so they aren’t very porous, and aren’t expensive fantasy designs. Silicone’s …

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Limited Addiction Power Vibe Review

August 21, 2022 by Felicity
Limited Addiction Power Vibe review

Usually, I’m all about sex toy functionality: how easy it is to use, how good the orgasms are. While the toy’s look is just a sidenote. But then, a …

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Best Clear Dildo Choices: All Body-Safe!

January 5, 2022 by Felicity
Best Clear Dildo Guide

Clear! Every clear dildo here is a body-safe material that you can see light pass through! From borosilicate glass to advances in clearer platinum silicone, see-through dildos are just …

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Blush Avant Lucky Dildo Review: Silicone Glitter Issues?

August 27, 2021 by Felicity
Avant D17 Lucky dildo review by Blush Novelties All that glitters

To glitter, or not to glitter? I love the Blush Avant “Lucky” D17 dildo in theory, and in appearance. This silicone dildo transitions from blue to pink, reminiscent of …

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Glow in the Dark Dildo Review: Neo Elite Dual Density Glow Silicone!

September 18, 2022 by Felicity
Glow in the Dark Dildo review Neo Elite featured

WOW, this glow in dark dildo series lights up like glowsticks! Neo Elite are dual-density silicone: soft, squeezable, & see-through outside…with a firm, glowing core under. Just stick a …

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