I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…
Tag: Blush Novelties
Sometimes eloquent words are unnecessary. The Blush Wellness G Curve makes me speak simply: This is a good vibrator. A strong vibrator with five rumbly speeds (and five patterns), and it works. The Wellness G Curve is invariably orgasmic, whether I use it clitorally or…
Blush Impressions dildos go against the grain. Truly STRONG vibrating dildos with suction cups??? Basically unheard of. As a category, suction cup vibes tend to have lackluster power and/or include porous materials. Meet the exception: Impressions dildos hold serious strength inside their smooth silicone shafts.…
Game of Thrones…it’s hard NOT to get caught up in the drama. Sometimes sexy and sometimes sadistic, but always thrilling, this epic saga of has inspired a myriad of merchandise—so why not add body-safe Game of Thrones sex toys to the list??? I may be…
As a professional dildo reviewer, I have a verdict: Blush Neo Elite Dildos are simply the best affordable realistic dildos. They’re revolutionary for their price: For $30–$36, you get two layers of body-safe platinum silicone. This dual-density construction makes Neo Elite dildos both soft (like…
My best G-spot vibrator ranking draws on 12 months of orgasmic testing! G-spot orgasms are my purest pleasure, so I’ve devised a detailed rating system to share my findings. I compare the 12 best G-spot toys based on their power, rumbly vibration quality, ease of…
2018 was a mind-fuck of a year for me—the highs and lows were on a new level. I went through big personal changes that could’ve ended this blog: a breaking point, a divorce, a move, and a lot of confusion about where I was going in…
I often have simple tastes: a cheap suction cup dildo has beaten a more expensive toy for me on so many occasions. Affordable, body-safe silicone dildos are my bread and butter when it comes to sex toys. (Though of course I do sometimes enjoy a…
