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Glow in the Dark Dildo Review: Neo Elite Dual Density Glow Silicone!

January 15, 2021October 27, 2020 by Felicity
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WOW, this glow in dark dildo series lights up like glowsticks! Neo Elite are dual-density silicone: soft, squeezable, & see-through outside…with a firm, glowing core under. Just stick a …

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Review: Avant D15 & Avant D16 Pastel Dildos by Blush Novelties

October 18, 2020May 4, 2020 by Felicity
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Want the best pastel dildo? Look, look! Almost too cute, each Avant D15 / Avant D16 pastel dildo is easy on the eyes—and gentle against your junk too. They’re …

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The Most Realistic Dildo: Expert Ranking

February 10, 2021January 14, 2020 by Felicity

I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions …

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Blush Wellness G Curve Vibrator Review

October 24, 2019October 23, 2019 by Felicity

Sometimes eloquent words are unnecessary. The Blush Wellness G Curve makes me speak simply: This is a good vibrator. A strong vibrator with five rumbly speeds (and five patterns), …

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Blush Impressions Dildo Review: STRONG Vibrators w/ Suction Cup

January 8, 2020September 1, 2019 by Felicity

Blush Impressions dildos go against the grain. Truly STRONG vibrating dildos with suction cups??? Basically unheard of. As a category, suction cup vibes tend to have lackluster power and/or …

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Game of Thrones Sex Toys Roundup: The Realm, Geeky Sex Toys Drodong, & Uberrime Night King

June 26, 2019May 17, 2019 by Felicity

Game of Thrones…it’s hard NOT to get caught up in the drama. Sometimes sexy and sometimes sadistic, but always thrilling, this epic saga of has inspired a myriad of …

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