Sometimes eloquent words are unnecessary. The Blush Wellness G Curve makes me speak simply: This is a good vibrator. A strong vibrator with five rumbly speeds (and five patterns), and it works. The Wellness G Curve is invariably orgasmic, whether I use it clitorally or…
Blush Impressions dildos go against the grain. Truly STRONG vibrating dildos with suction cups??? Basically unheard of. As a category, suction cup vibes tend to have lackluster power and/or include porous materials. Meet the exception: Impressions dildos hold serious strength inside their smooth silicone shafts.…
Game of Thrones…it’s hard NOT to get caught up in the drama. Sometimes sexy and sometimes sadistic, but always thrilling, this epic saga of has inspired a myriad of merchandise—so why not add body-safe Game of Thrones sex toys to the list??? I may be…
As a professional dildo reviewer, I have a verdict: Blush Neo Elite Dildos are simply the best affordable realistic dildos. They’re revolutionary for their price: For $30–$36, you get two layers of body-safe platinum silicone. This dual-density construction makes Neo Elite dildos both soft (like…
G-spot orgasms are the purest pleasure I can experience on a daily basis…so I’ve written an ode to the best G-spot vibrators! I rank the 12 best G-spot toys according to their power, rumbly vibe quality, ease of use, and G-spot impact—so you can choose…
2018 was a mind-fuck of a year for me—the highs and lows were on a new level. I went through big personal changes that could’ve ended this blog: a breaking point, a divorce, a move, and a lot of confusion about where I was going in…
I often have simple tastes: a cheap suction cup dildo has beaten a more expensive toy for me on so many occasions. Affordable, body-safe silicone dildos are my bread and butter when it comes to sex toys. (Though of course I do sometimes enjoy a…
I’m always excited when Blush Novelties puts out a new line of silicone dildos because I know they’re going to be both very affordable and also have a nice feel. (“Satiny smooth” is now a stock phrase on my blog because I’ve reviewed so goshdarn…
