Wellness Eternal Wand Vibrator Review

Wand vibrator power, an accessible handle, and a firm neck for clitoral pressure. Wellness Eternal Wand by Blush makes my favorite wand massager feel weak!

The Run-Down:

STRONG as a Magic Wand but buzzier. Fully waterproof, with a handle that aids grip during sex & enables pressure.

Typical retail: $159–160 USD / $199.99 at Blush

$121.99 at Peepshow Toys

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Pros & Cons

Pros

• STRONG wand vibrator.
• Waterproof submersible!
• Rigid neck & firm head = more pressure.
• Remote control included.
• Flat handle + unique angle lever to add focus on the clit.
• Lighter weight than Magic Wand (52% less).
• Shimmery, body-safe silicone + nonporous plastic accents.
• Long length for easier grip by a partner, or bigger bellies.
• Limited vibration transfer = less buzzy fingertips.

Cons

• Strong but high-pitched / buzzy.
• Not for devotees of wide clit stimulation.
• Large size = tougher to travel with.

Wellness Eternal Wand is made of nonporous silicone & ABS plastic, is 13.5″ total length and 0.64 lbs. weight, has a 1.5″ diameter × 2.3″ long head, is IPX7 waterproof, and is plug-in USB rechargeable with a plug-in rechargeable remote too.

In short, I would give the Wellness wand to a friend who was seeking crunchy-*STRONG* (not rumbly) vibration + firm pressure from the clit-contact surface — as long as they don’t need either pinpoint or broad clitoral stimulation, since Wellness Eternal wand (formerly, the Sola Sync) is in-between those extremes!

Design: The Lever-Handle!

Wellness Eternal here is the. most. rigid. wand I’ve ever found. If you’re someone who likes pressure against their clit, then “flexible neck” is not a selling point in a wand vibrator. In contrast, this one has a reinforced frame. Its neck barely bends—only if you’re putting serious force against its handle.

Eternal Wand’s very long handle is distinct, more dramatic than other angled-head wands.

The handle is designed for folks with grip issues. Flattened, it allows a medium-to-larger hand to wrap around easily.

The long handle also prevents vibration transfer into the fingertips and palm, more than with other full-sized wands. Less buzz.

You can use the Wellness handle’s end as a counter-balance — so that when you push forward against it, the Eternal Wand’s head presses harder into your pelvic floor. It’s a crowbar-wand?! (Except without pointy bits!!!)

More pressure from its firmness, too: The Eternal Wand’s 1.5-inch-diameter (mid-sized) head is firm silicone over hard plastic. In contrast, Vibratex Magic Wands have a padded head: foam is found under their silicone coat, so Magic Wand Rechargeable, Plus, Mini, and especially Micro heads are gentler.

My Experience

My boyfriend quickly declared it the easiest vibrator to hold & use against my body. The remote rests between us, so either of us can reach it and increase the intensity level. But I want to be the one in charge of the vibration here, because:

The Wellness Eternal wand is a strong mofo. I usually prefer using it when I’m wearing underwear, so the fabric is a barrier. We’ve had it for a few months now, so I’ve had enough time to use it on the right days: when I’m PMS-ey and less sensitive than normal. As a wand vibrator for sex (PIV), it is kickin’. The easiest positioning is doggy, on my knees & elbows, my torso supported by pillows. I can hold Wellness Eternal’s handle with one hand, as he goes to town. He’ll feel the vibes against the base of his penis as he goes all the way in, but the Eternal wand’s curve lets it be not intrusive.

Speaking of stronger: The Wellness Wand’s vibration quality reminds me most of the Doxy full-sized wands, except: Wellness Eternal is much lighter-weight (see table, below), and Doxy Die Cast has 2 stronger steady speeds.

Because I love rubbing clitorally, grinding on the Eternal Wand hands-free is the best way. Its flattened handle slots between my mattress & adjustable bedframe better than other wands. (I’ve seen pancakes thicker than the Wellness Eternal wand’s handle!)

Alternatives: I’m a fan of medium- to kinda-strong and rumbly vibration (not ultra-powerful). My all-around favorite remains the Viben Sultry because it’s got a more lower speeds & rumbliness. I also prefer the PalmPower Recharge for cowgirl sex because it’s rumbly & lower to start, but smol. Your taste may run toward much stronger, or even lighter clit stimulation! 📊⚡Find a full power comparison chart, next:

Vibration Strength

When testing Wellness Eternal Wand’s power, I was surprised it matches the beloved Magic Wand Rechargeable for strong vibration. GRRRRRR. Eternal has 5 steady vibration functions (+5 patterns), vs. MW Rechargeable’s 4 steady (+4 patterns).

I’ll compare related wand vibrators’ total power & speed ranges, rumbliness¹, and total weight vs. Eternal Wand:

How to Use

Button Control

To turn on the Wellness Eternal Wand vibrator, hold down on the center button for 5 full seconds. It will light up.

Then, press the + button to start the steady vibration speeds; or go into the patterns by press the – button.

In either direction, you’ll circle through the 10 vibration functions (5 steady speeds + 5 patterns).

To power off, also hold down the center power button for 5 seconds, until all buttons aren’t lit.

The remote is great for one reason, even if you’re not giving it to a partner: It lets you avoid the patterned functions entirely. To use the remote, hold down its power button too, then only use the + and – arrows if you hate patterned vibe settings. (The < and > buttons, alternately, let you navigate those vibe rhythms which I dread!)

Positioning

You’ve got options for positioning the Wellness wand.

#1. Sit up in bed, back supported by pillows/headrest, while holding the end of the Eternal’s handle and directing its head against your vulva. Use both hands at once for more leverage if you want to push the Wellness Wand’s head harder into your bits!

#2. Let a partner control it as you lie in bed. They can either be sitting next to you, leaning sideways; or kneeling next to / over your body. They can rub it, angle it inward, use one or two hands: explore what feels best.

#3. Brace the wand’s long handle against an inclined stack of pillows, and kneel over its head (as if you’re getting ready for cowgirl-style sex). Hold your dominant hand over the flat part of the handle, to keep it secure as you grind.

#4. Stick its flat-flat handle under your mattress, or a sofa cushion, and kneel down in front of it. A fantastic grinding method, and how I’ve come hardest.

#5. Grip its flat handle as you’re receiving doggy-style sex, the wand head pressing against your clit as a partner enters from behind.

Care & Cleaning

IPX7 Waterproof! The Eternal Wand’s silicone + ABS plastic body can be submerged in the bath.

To clean, just use your normal handsoap and scrub the Eternal Wand’s head under running water from your sink.

It’s USB rechargeable. The charging prong inserts at the very end of the wand’s long handle. The remote control also uses the same bifurcated, included charging cable.

Recap: Who It’s Best For

The Eternal Wand is the Sola Sync’s big-vibe energy, flattened handle, and curveeee that’s easier to reach down and maneuver.

For me, the long-reach handle is great to grip if I’m getting hammered from behind, doggy-style, and want strong clit stimulation too;

Or, if I wanna stick its flat handle under my mattress and grind-off (“Look, Ma, no hands!”).

As powerful as it is, the Wellness Eternal wand is not right if you’re choosy about rumbly vibration. It starts just a little buzzy, and gets more high-pitched by the strongest function, #5.

Pick it vs. Magic Wand if you like crunchy & strong vibes, appreciate lighter weight & firm clit pressure, and want your powerful vibrator to be waterproof submersible. (Hot tub, even?)

Find the Wellness Eternal here,

at 25% off normal retail price.

NOTE

1. Rumbly vibration ratings based on frequency measurements, where lower-pitched = rumblier and higher-pitched = buzzier)