Black Friday Sex Toy Sales 2021: 100% Body-Safe, Incl. Fantasy Dildos!

Black Friday sex toy sales starting early!!! I list 100% body-safe toys only, the best deals on quality pleasure items that won’t damage your health. We’ve almost survived another trainwreck of a year, my friends: Let’s GET IT the best we can. These Black Friday / Cyber Week toy deals are the lowest sex toy prices you’ll find all year long. I’ll be continuously updating this post the week before and after Cyber Monday sales to help you hunt for what will please you best.

This post also includes Black Friday deals for sex toys of the fantasy variety: typically centered around Black Friday itself (November 26, 2021) more than with mainstream toy shops’ week-long savings.

2021 Sales R Starting!

Best Black Friday Sex Toy Sale Further Breakdown

Post Cyber Monday & Black Friday sex toy sales in the bulleted list below! No bullshit, it’s 2021 and I believe we all (who want them💦) deserve quality sex toys. The following deals (not crossed through) are still active December 2, ongoing Cyber Week sales!!!

1. Peepshow Toys’s Black Friday blowouts have been revamped for Cyber Week, with 25% to 50% discount on some Satisfyer, We-Vibe, Fun Factory, Hot Octopuss penis toys, & more.
2. Peepshow Toys is also still offering 20% off every else sitewide (besides SquarePegToys), including all the bad-ass toys in my favorites collection (besides SquarePegToys). I recommend Peepshow Toys most often because of their commitment to safe sex toy materials plus competitive pricing. Discounts apply at checkout!
3. Liberator is down to 20% off big-brand luxury toys—VixSkin Dildos are the BEST offer, also Fleshlight now!—plus Liberator mounts/sex positioning aids—with the Wedge being the most popular for comfy sex. Use code WINTER at checkout. Note that Blush Novelties dildos are marked up in price.
4. Lovehoney (US) has 32% off on We-Vibe Nova 2 (best rabbit, ever, IMO) or on We-Vibe Vector prostate massager when you use code PHALLOPHILE at checkout. Also, OK discounts on the Lovehoney Black Friday collection, including these decent body-safe vibrators and Aneros toys.
5. Velvet Thruster handheld thrusting dildos has 25% off with code WELCOME25. The new Velvet Prime models are an upgrade on the original Thrusters like Jackie original: less boxy & better button positioning.
6. Remote control, anyone??? Lovense has Lush 2 for $99. And no one does long-distance play as well as Lovense, with the Lush 2 being a star. (The Lush 3 may be discounted more later this week! I really think the Lush 2 is even better in some ways than the “updated” version 3!)
7. Condoms & Lube! Code BestWinterYet gets you 20% to 25% off condom samplers, lubricant packs, & more at Lucky Bloke, because condom fit and thinness really can make a huge difference. I recommend ultra-thin condoms like Okamoto’s Sheerlon latex especially, so much more natural-feeling. The condom selection here is so, so much better than buying at a drug store. More premium latex doesn’t smell like Trojan brand, etc.
8. Save 10% off Hismith hard-thrusting sex machines with discount code PR10 at checkout, no minimum purchase.
9. SheVibe sitewide tiered sale: Starts with 10% off purchases over $75, works up to 25% off if you spend $350+. Use code BEACH for all levels. Best for (1) BIG purchases, as the more you spend, the more you save; and (2) items SheVibe has the best prices on (Vixen Creations VixSkin dildos are the outstanding example). Through Cyber Monday.
10. Tantus, 25 years of 100% silicone sex toys: 30% off with code CM30.
11. Outside the US??? Lovehoney international deals are nice for We-Vibe, Womanizer, and Fun Factory. See: Lovehoney Canada deals here (& We-Vibe collection here), Lovehoney UK deals here (& We-Vibe collection here), and Lovehoney EU deals here (& We-Vibe collection here). (Skip the “Wild Weekend Kit” at all Lovehoneys: you can do better!)
12. Hankey’s Toys Cyber Monday-only 25% off all toys on the deals page: slots are limited & selling out. If you order a dragon or a Clyde, etc., though, you’ll get a 25% coupon good on future Hankey’s Toys purchases through February 28, 2022.

NOTE: Especially if you’re not paying for expedited shipping, do not expect your toys to arrive fast. USPS has already announced slower service for its cheaper shipping option. All postal carriers are experiencing widespread staffing issues in 2021 due to COVID & related infrastructure issues: It is not any retailer’s fault that your vibrator doesn’t arrive in 2.5 days when you chose free shipping at checkout.

More Mainstream Sex Toy Deals, Detail

Lovehoney

International (non-US customers) deals are a huge draw here, since Lovehoney ships from the UK and to EU customers too. See Lovehoney Canada rotating deals here, Lovehoney UK deals here, and Lovehoney EU deals here. (For the love of pleasure, do skip the “Wild Weekend Kit” in each collection, that is some cheap crap that’s like a vintage 1990s sex toy expo.)

For US customers, though, this massive retailer has a few useful discounts when you use a bigger coupon code discount: like use my 15% off code PHALLOPHILE in cart where it says Coupon code? (Click that line, and a box to type PHALLOPHILE in appears. Codes are not case-sensitive, can be all lowercase letters.)

How to shop smart at Lovehoney: (1) Do avoid their non-silicone rabbits and dildos, which are cheap and unsafe. Look for only safe materials like silicone, ABS plastic, and glass for insertable (vaginal or anal) and clit toys. (2) Lovehoney-brand (including Mantric and Fifty Shades) toys are the best deal here. Like, this Mantric is a good mini-wand for beginners. If you want OK lingerie or beginner BDSM gear, Lovehoney is also recommendable. (3) But note that Lovehoney marks up certain brands (like Magic Wand and Njoy) above standard pricing, so, for example, most retailers offer the Magic Wand Rechargeable for $129.99 normally, while Lovehoney is currently trying to claim that $135.00 is a 10% discount.

Lovense App-Controlled Vibes

I’m waiting to see if Lovense is gonna dive deeper than $99 for Hyphy or Lush 2, Domi, & more! Maybe cheaper for Lush version 3! These are the best long-distance app toys on the market, by far.

Lovense is most famous for the Lush 2, a bright-pink vaginal vibe widely used in cam girl shows and by anyone who likes gettin’ a little kinky in public. It’s awesome for vaginal stim from long distance—can testify, have squirted after walking around being controlled with a Lush 2 in.

Or, the Lovense Domi is the most powerful remote-control vibe on the market!!! Damn, it’s intense for long sessions.

Or get yourself a Hush butt plug or Edge prostate vibe for anal *power*!

I am so very impressed with how excellent Lovense’s app is, beating out We-Vibe’s easily.

Best Fantasy Silicone Deals

Mmm, fantasy dildos…So many stunning colors and unique shapes, almost always in my favorite sex toy material, softer silicone (discussion of Shore densities here). Plus, in most cases you’re supporting small independent artists! They craft and handmake toys in a million creative designs. Indie shops have exploded in the last year, the creativity is amazing!

Have I missed a good fantasy silicone deal??? Feel free to email me at phallophilereviews@gmail.com. There are so many new, small shops popping up—I’m trying to recommend ones I’ve tried personally or I’ve seen fantasy toy fans praise the quality of, so tell me your opinions on new shops.

United States fantasy toy deals:

Pleasure Forge has:

• 20% off all remaining inventory NOW thru next Wednesday, 12/1!

Gelatinous Creations: 30% off all inventory now thru next Thursday, 12/2!

Expired Fantasy Toy Sales:

Bat Bites:

• 40% off existing inventory through Tuesday, 11/30
• Made to Order listings available 6 pm EST on Friday
• Inventory drop 8 pm EST Friday

Creature Feature Toys:

Cyber Weekend (11/27 – 11/29):
– 10% Off Ready to Ship Toys & Customs with coupon code: BF21

Paladin Pleasure is offering 20% off all inventory! Discount appears after you add items to cart!

Wandering Bard Toys: Small drop of Near clear, medium, soft, and flop toys on Thursday, with a 20% off sale starting at 8PM PT on all of items. 20% still going on Cyber Monday!

A Krow’s Nest: “Black Friday sale starts 11/23 and goes through the end of November. 20-40% off stock.”

Twin Tail Creations:

• Black Friday through Cyber Monday, EST:
• Dark Matter Toys – 40% 
• Signature Colorations – 25% 
• Existing Inventory – 20% 
• For-Science! Colorations – 10%
• Merchandise – 10% 

Something Squishy Toys:

• 30% off squids with code SQUIDS30
• 20% off toys with a seam with code OLDMOLD

Kudu Voodoo, Black Friday through Cyber Monday:

• Drop at 11:30 Thursday night, Central time.
• 10% off new stock.
• 15% off new-stock-drop toys.
• Order within 24 hours for prizes named here.

Wicked Hunt:

• “Black Friday/Cyber Monday”: All new BF/CM toys will be 15% off! All inventory toys will be 40% off!
• Two new colorways available, seen here.

Carnal Compendium:

• 20% off Black Friday (starts midnight Central) through Cyber Monday (11:59 pm Central). No stock drop.

Strange Bedfellas:

• Inventory drop Friday at 10 am Central time.
• 20% off all in-stock items Black Friday – Cyber Monday
• Special colors (Void Opal & Gilded Marble) plus Special Friend Request drop on Saturday at 10:00 a.m. Central.

Fantasy Grove:

• Drop at 8pm Eastern on Friday.
• 20% off new stock, 30% off old stock.
• Includes “Near Clear, our most popular confetti pours, cake pours, hand painting, and even a few Gigantalopes and Gigantortoises!”
• Sale ends Sunday 11:59 Eastern.

Bad Dragon: Stock drop / Black Friday sale starts 9 am Mountain time Friday.

Made to Were:

• Drop at 12 am Eastern (midnight, beginning of BF). Sale runs 24 hours.
• 20% discount appears automatically at checkout (not in cart).

Xenocat Artifacts: 20% off most items over $20 through Black Friday.

Hodgepodge Entourage: Last drop of the year: 500+ new items, along with a squish restock! Select inventory will also be 20% off with coupon code CYBER21! Check out the Cyber Sale section for qualifying items.

UK & Europe fantasy toy deals:

Dirty Birdy (sells Strange Bedfellas too), in Portugal:

• Sale starts 12:01 am GMT.
• 25% off full-priced stock.
• 10% off limited semi-custom slots.
• Free squishy & holo sticker with each order.

Monster Smash (UK based): 40% off inventory starts on Black Friday, 30% off MTO, customs 10% off.

Twilight Meadow Creations (based in Sweden!):

• Now: Newer inventory 15% off, old inventory 25% off
• Starts Friday at 8 pm CET / 2 pm EST: Newer inventory 20% off, old inventory 30% off
• Ends midnight Sunday CET

What I Would *Absolutely* Buy

This list includes many of my favorite body-safe toys, plus all-around GOOD vibrations and penetration. I tend to prefer mid-width to broad toys (G-spotters to wand vibrators) and realistic dildos.

• Best first sex toy: Satisfyer Dual Pleasure is touch-free Satisfyer pulsation on one end, and a better Satisfyer vibrating motor on the other. If you’re new to air pulse toys, I highly recommend because you can switch to traditional clit vibration at any point: helpful if you’re feeling overstimulated or just want some variety. It’s like two toys in one. 50% off!!!!
• We-Vibe Melt + SASSY Bundle!!! 2 of my top 5 vibrators. Melt is only Womanizer/Satisfyer-style toy I can’t live without. Melt is crazy-intense (but touch-free!) clit stim, especially when I use it with Pillow Talk Sassy: which is now 37% off by itself. So. very. orgasmic.
• We-Vibe Nova 2 (with code LOVEALLWAYS). The toy I answer when someone learns my job and asks, “What’s your favorite vibrator??” Changed my perspective on rabbit vibrators: clit plus vag stim in ONE toy. This is the only rabbit I will use. The newly soft silicone feel and the super-bendy clit stimulator mean that even a fan of thrust like me will always have consistent clit contact. And lots of rumbly vibration speeds!!!
• And a second fave clit & G-spot combo, because it’s so different: Alive Shine’s suction stimulator actually tugs in, so gently, but feels amazing paired with vibration AND the G-spot flapping is fantastic. So much going on together: for me, the orgasms are slow building but super-hard at the end.
• Oxballs Ergo Pure Plugs (the small is large enough for me!). If you’re into anal filling, these are so stretch-plus. The smoke color is sexy, sparkly, super squishy.
• Clit stim only, plus rumbles!!! The Pillow Talk Racy and We-Vibe Tango X both have incredibly deep vibes, and a decent range too (they start slow, and work up to pretty powerful). The comfort is tops: Racy’s flexible body is like a smaller PT Sassy, while the new Touch has a softer silicone tongue, perfect for rubbing up and down your clit!
• You like the *thrust*?? A real sex machine will make your standard handheld thruster feel like child’s play. I recommend the Hismith Premium machine with remote control + 9 Inch Silicone Dildo attachment (it’s only 6 inches insertable length) for super-speed f*cking. 15% discount applies with code HISMITH15. Or check out the Kink Power Banger (25% discount applies at checkout) for a machine that does not require assembly and is easier to wrap your legs around: it’s not as hard-core as Hismith, but is much easier to lift, and to store/hide away, and no chance of accidentally getting fingers pinched since the machine’s thrust mechanism is perma-shielded. You also get more high-quality handmade silicone dildo choices (Vac dildos roll around more on my Hismith machine, feel less stable than on the Power Banger). Power Banger thrusts a little faster than a human being can, and for an unlimited amount of time!!!
• I’m still looking at fantasy toy offerings! OMG so many colors & shapes to decide between, it’s amazing.
• NOT discounted but still FANTASTIC and a worthy part of any silicone sex toy collection:
  • The Pleasure Tailor blew me away this year by doing something no one else does: 100% customizing a silicone dildo to the buyer’s wants. I designed honestly my favorite G-spot dildo in triple-density silicone: it’s called the Triarx ($125), seen here. You can also tweak their Off the Rack options and get a unique triple-density toy for $163; or the full “everything you want” custom service is $100 more.
  • SquarePegToys, like the so-popular and so-wearable Egg Plugs in SuperSoft silicone. A butt toy classic, by the very first maker of 100% super-soft silicone sex toys. This year, SquarePeg surprised the hell out of me by creating a similarly comfortable vaginal plug! If you’re into different sizes for different feels, different times of the month, or sizing up, that G squeeze plug can be bought in 3 sizes, with free lube, here.

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