I love a good Thanksgiving feast, but what’s even better is getting stuffed with sex toys! **2019 Black Friday sex toy sales are being announced!** (Check back Thanksgiving for all the best.) These Black Friday deals are the lowest sex toy prices you’ll find all year long. I’ll compare the best prices on body-safe sex toys—the good stuff—here in this Black Friday Cyber Monday sales round-up.
Including the best Black Friday deals for sex toys of the fantasy variety, plus all kinds of mainstream toy goodness!
Check out my summary, skip down to my personal favorite Black Friday sex toy buys, or read all about fantasy silicone dildo deals coming up on Friday!
Best Black Friday Sex Toy Sale Summary
- Peepshow Toys’ Blowouts are out of this world: anywhere from 28% to 50% off. Highlights: Womanizer Classic is 46% off Cyber Monday; or get my fave G-spot vibe for $5 😍 bundled with the best public play/long-distance vibe! The Pillow Talk Sassy + Esca 2 bundle lets you start out teasing, from on a date to far away…and end with some serious vibrating power.
- Also, Peepshow Toys is offering 25% off everything *else* sitewide1, including all the bad-ass toys in my favorites collection. I recommend Peepshow Toys most often because of their commitment to safe sex toy materials plus competitive pricing. Discounts apply at checkout!
- BIG dildos, anyone? Mr. Hankey’s Toys has 25% off today only! Hankey’s makes the best squishy, gliding silicone in large sizes, with lots of ultra-realistic models and some fantasy. Best of the year—get you a box o’ dicks!
- WTF?!? A FULL 46% OFF all We-Vibe vibes at Lovehoney: go through this link for the extra 15% discount, above 20% site savings, on top of already discounted prices.2 That makes We-Vibe Tango, the rumbliest little vibe in town, $43.51. Dude, I thought mine was cheap when I got it on BF clearance for $58 a few years back! I was wrong! See other Lovehoney Black Friday offers here.
- Or 32% off Fun Factory at Lovehoney, again through this 15%-off extra link. Get a wiggly-jiggly Stronic G for $122?!
- Remote control, anyone??? Lovense has up to 50% off! This means you save $20 on their most popular toy, the Lush 2; on Hush butt plugs; AND (I am excited about this!) on the Domi, the *most powerful remote toy on the market*. Seriously, the rotating + vibrating patterns are to die for, and I often avoid patterns!
- 51% off sitewide at Tantus! Use code BFCM51. Tantus was the first company to specialize in body-safe platinum silicone dildos, and they deserve mad respect for that. Check out the Super Soft and (even squishier—see my Fist Trainer review here!) XL dildo lineups. Sale starts BF, ends CM. Pacific time.
- Liberator is offering 30% off big-brand toys—Womanizer, We-Vibe, Njoy, Fun Factory, and LELO—plus Liberator mounts/sex positioning aids—with the Wedge being the most popular for comfy sex. Use code LOVE2GIVE at checkout.
- SheVibe sitewide tiered sale: A brilliant selection at SheVibe. 10% off purchases of $75+; 15% off $100+; 20% off $125+; or spend $350 to get to the top 25% tier.3 Best for BIG purchases, as the more you spend, the more you save.
- Outside the US??? Lovehoney international deals are getting good, especially on We-Vibe and Fun Factory. See: Lovehoney Canada deals here, Lovehoney UK deals here, and Lovehoney EU deals here.
- RealDoll: silicone comes alive! It was a beautiful, beautiful day when I learned I’d be getting the $500 hyper-realistic silicone dong I’ve spent 3.5 years lusting over. All RealCock2 triple-layer, hand-silicone-painted dildos are 20% off ($400 instead of $500!) with code MISTLETOE on Black Friday—or get yo’self one of the world’s best sex dolls for 20% off with the same code.
Item by Item Best-Of
- Womanizer Classic—thuddy, clit-pulsing excellence—is now 46% off!!! Or get it bundled with a tote bag and lube.
- Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy—my top thrusting dildo—is $99.99 here in *limited supply*. Hands-free fucking for under $100?!? Truly mind-blowing. I suddenly feel the need to wax eloquent about human progress 😄
- BMS Pillow Talk Sassy, a.k.a. the “best G-spot vibe since sliced bread,” is $34.99—over 35% off! I wrote a whole goddamn guide to G-spot vibrators, it’s so good, for both vag and clit. Or pick up a Sassy for FIVE DOLLARS bundled with my favorite remote control vibe. With its rumbly resonance and app control, Esca 2 is thrilling when worn (discreetly) in public, or use it long-distance.
Njoy Pure Wand , for $79 and free shipping. LIMITED QUANTITIES—this could sell out anytime, there’s a Pure Wand shortage going on.Pure Wand is truly a legend, known for producing tremendous G-spot & prostate orgasms, helping users find their spot, and inducing squirting. So much pressure. SOLD OUT! Your next best Pure Wand bet: $84 at Liberator with code LOVE2GIVE. (Ships 3 to 5 days after order is placed.) Or at SheVibe: $93.50 with code JACK15.
- 40% off the most skin-like dildo I have ever felt, BMS Naked Addiction Dual Density. The silicone finish is to die for: soft but not sticky, smooth but not glossy. And the squishy balls…and the strong suction cup…yes, please.
- We-Vibe Tango, We-Vibe Touch, We-Vibe Vector, and We-Vibe Moxie (and more!) for 46% off after you click through this link and add to cart.
- Neo Elite Dual-Density Dildos (3 out of 4 models), for $21 to $25 (depending on toy size)—that’s 30% off already-cheap pricing. This is the best way to get a realistic-feeling dildo without spending much at all: the two layers of a dual-density silicone dildo combine so you get a softness (like skin) plus hard core (for erect feel).
- 10 to 15% off all Vixen Creations VixSkin dual-density dildos: widely thought to be the most penis-like dildos around, and *handcrafted in the USA*. Add a small bottle of lube to your VixSkin Mustang purchase to bring the discount from 10% to 15%—the lube will be almost free ($0.94 more), and you’ll put it to good use while pummeling your G-spot/P-spot.
- 20% off Hitachi/Vibratex Magic Wands: $63.96 for the (slightly more powerful) Magic Wand Plus, or $99.96 for the (cordless) Magic Wand Rechargeable. Magic Wands are and always will be the best powerhouse vibes because the speed progression in these two new models is delightful, and they shake your entire pelvic floor.
- Holy hell do I enjoy using the FemmeFunn Ultra Wand in the shower! It’s going for $52.50. Ultra Wand is fully waterproof & silky-silicone-coated, with strong vibe power coming through its big broad head. Pair it with a We-Vibe Melt—$112.50—and it may take a while till the room stops spinning.
- Tantus Super Soft toys (and all Tantus), beginning at $30 for the dual-density Flurry. This is SO cheap for these premium silicone toys. And don’t forget the Super Soft C-rings, a simple way to make any erection last longer; or the classic Silk dildos.
- If you want an incredibly powerful bullet at a ridiculously low price, the Blush Exposed Nocturnal Bullet is selling for just under $21. I’ve been known to use this focused lipstick-tip vibe through a towel, it’s so strong!
- The BIG and dual-density Uberrime Bella realistic dildo is just under 50% off.
- Fantasy for Her flickering tongue vibe…people are fascinated by this thing, the motion is truly intriguing. Check it out for yourself for 15% off.
- For a lil more G-/P-spot pressure than Vixskin Mustang, the medium 2-color Uberrime Splendid is 29% off, while the Large (BAM!) Splendid is 32% off. These two-layer, shimmery toys are handmade in Florida, and the Large Splendid is like the dual-density equivalent of the Njoy Pure Wand: it’s a lot!
- Save $495 on a premium rideable vibrator! The Cowgirl is a Sybian-type machine with app control and *power*: rideable vibes are the only toys that can surpass wand vibes for strength. Original list price for this item was $2,000, so effectively it’s now at just over 45% discount.
Oxballs Ergos—originally, 5 sizes of squishy butt comfort—are 28% off. Large is the only size left, and they’ll probably run out of those STAT too! Read about Ergo vs. the SquarePegToys Egg Plugs, also super-soft platinum silicone, here. Amazing for stretching, these toys are.
- 28% off Njoy Pure Plug + Butters creamy lube/moisturizer combos! Pure Plugs have this *weight* that feels awesome to wear out or around the house.
- FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet, for $34.99. I think this one’s better than the We-Vibe Tango for fitting between two bodies during sex. OK, so it has too many patterns, but (like Ultra Wand) the silicone coating feels so nice, and the vibes are strong.
More Mainstream Sex Toy Deals
A beautifully done, body-conscious shop that inspires loyalty. SheVibe’s graduated sale (spend more, save more) has a new fourth tier this year: 25% off with purchases over $350. Discounts start at 10% off when you spend $75.
SheVibe has very low pricing on Vixen Creations, SpareParts harnesses, Liberator, and Vibratex/Magic Wand already, so using the following codes on any purchase (over $75) will save you even more: BUMBLE10 for 10% off purchases $75+; JACK15 for 15% off $100+; RALPHIE20 for 20% off $125+; or GRINCH25 for 25% off $350+.
- Now 20% off sitewide: see the full rotating sex toy deals spread here.
- Plus save an extra 15% off sitewide through this link.
- See all Cyber Week toy, lingerie, lube, & bondage deals here.
Lovense is most famous for the Lush 2, a bright-pink vaginal vibe widely used in cam girl shows. It’s awesome for vaginal stim from long distance, or for anyone who wants to be naughty in public. The Lovense Domi is the most powerful remote-control vibe on the market!!! Or get yourself a Hush butt plug or Edge prostate vibe for anal *power*!
I am super-impressed with how excellent Lovense’s app is, beating out We-Vibe’s easily.
You know what you’re getting into with Fleshlight, the brand name in masturbation sleeves.
- Order any Fleshlight Girl and get a “mystery sleeve” free.
- Deals page includes “buy 2, get the 3rd free” and combo pack offers.
- Fleshjack gay-male-marketed stroker & dildo combo discounts page here.
Stockroom is the place if you like your play a little kinkier: tons of quality bondage (from light to hardcore), electrosex gear, fucking machines, and more “vanilla” sex toys to go along with. I mean, hell, I never knew stainless urethral sounds were a thing till I did some Stockroom browsing. 😊
Best Fantasy Silicone Deals
Mmm, fantasy dildos…So many stunning colors and unique shapes, almost always in my favorite sex toy material, softer silicone. Plus, in most cases you’re supporting small independent artists!
These fantasy toy makers work hard to create unique designs, that they hand-sculpt and pour from skin-safe platinum silicone (typically Smooth-On’s 00-30, 00-50, and 10A shore densities). Some are vaguely realistic, while others are monsters, abstract entities, canine or equine-inspired, dragons, etc., etc.
Some fantasy deals are one day only, while others run through Sunday or Cyber Monday. Dates are duly noted!
Have I missed a good fantasy silicone deal??? Feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I love supporting hardworking independent artists!
- 20% off everything sitewide through Cyber Monday.
- Red glittery toys—5 options here—from $49 to $69, depending on size!
Pleasure Forge (through midnight Eastern Cyber Monday night)
- 15% off all stock toys starting 11:59 pm Eastern Thanksgiving.
- 20 to 40% off flops.
- Order $50+ and get a free 3-pack of stickers.
- Order $100+ and get a free “bag of holding.” (Limited to first 50 orders placed.)
- Stock upload Black Friday: new toys 25% off, thru Cyber Monday.
- 30% off previously-in-stock toys thru Cyber Monday.
- Cyber Monday: Second stock drop, 25% off “marginally firmer, more translucent goodies.”
Lust Arts horror-themed and fantasy toys, Black Friday through Cyber Monday:
- 15% off all premade toys with code PHALL15.
- Get a free small (“Teaser” size, 4” long) Unicorn Horn with code PHALLUNI.
- Free set of Black Friday charms (minimum $20 purchase) with code PHALLCHARM.
- Free US shipping (minimum $20 purchase) with code PHALLSHIPUS.
- Free international shipping ($150 minimum) PHALLSHIP!US.
Kudu Voodoo, Black Friday through Cyber Monday:
- 10% off all previously in-stock toys Black Friday through Cyber Monday.
- 15% off new-stock-drop toys: drop will happen at 12:00 a.m. Central time Black Friday morning.
- Order thru noon Central Black Friday for a chance to win 1 of 8 prizes named here.
- 20 to 40% off Black Friday, depending on toy. Starts midnight Central.
- Stock drop at 9 a.m. Central.
- Friday: 15% off all in-stock items.
- Sunday: Stock drop.
- Monday: 15% off select inventory.
A Krow’s Nest: 25% off all in-stock toys, starting Black Friday midnight Mountain.
Fini! Come Back Next Year:
Geeky Sex Toys has *up to* 50% off toys here, through Sunday. $15 worldwide shipping.
- 25% off made-to-order toys, Black Friday only.
- 15% off premade Black Friday stock.
Phoenix Flame Forge: 25% all stock toys (accessories excluded), Black Friday only.
- 40% off clearance toys for **half an hour**, 9 am to 9:30 am Mountain time Black Friday.
- 20% off the rest of the weekend.
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