2020 been a bitch, but hey, I promise we’ll still have awesome Black Friday sex toy sales!!! Check back WEDNESDAY for complete deals—it’s too early to release all details, but I know many 20% to 35% discounts will be available. These Black Friday deals are the lowest sex toy prices you’ll find all year long. I’ll compare the best prices on 100% body-safe toys—the good stuff—in this Black Friday sex toy sales round-up, which will span through Cyber Monday and beyond.
I’m including the best Black Friday deals for sex toys of the fantasy variety, plus all kinds of mainstream erotic goodness!
NOTE: Black Friday toy sales have ended: best remaining are 30% off luxe brands at Liberator and select bundles at Peepshow like $55 off We-Vibe Nova 2 + Pillow Talks Sassy! *drools a little* See my normal deals page here for more!
2020 Sales R Here
Not sure what to get? Most toys in my 2020 best-of gift guide are being discounted 20% or more (and full sales start by Thanksgiving).
Best offers right now:
|Toy||Best price now|
|We-Vibe Nova 2||$69.30 here|
w/ code CYBER30
|Pillow Talk Sassy||40% off|
|Pure Wand||$88 here|
|Splendid Vita marbled dildo||29% off|
|Oxballs Ergo anal plug||30% off |
|We-Vibe Tango + Womanizer Premium||38.5% off|
|We-Vibe Tango||30% off|
|Satisfyer vibrators||50% off|
|Lelo Sona & Sila clit pulsators||30% off|
w/ code CYBER30
|All Tantus silicone|
w/ code CYBERBLACK55
|Satisfyer Pro 2|
|Magic Wand Rechargeable|
w/ code PHALLOPHILE
|Aneros prostate toys|
w/ code PHALLOPHILE
Peepshow Toys, a great selection of body-safe sex toys with competitive prices:
- My all-time favorite vibrator is 40% off!!!! G-spot, clit—Sassy is amazing all over my pelvic floor.
- Uberrime Splendid Vita + Pillow Talk Sassy + Wicked Aqua Jelle: 29% off normal price. Beautiful, squishable silicone & rumbly vibes (for clit or G!), with friction-cutting lube? Hell, yes.
- Or GET PT SASSY WITH A WE-VIBE MELT for $85 off normal price. If I seem like I’m yelling, it’s because Melt is the best Womanizer-style toy I own—and it’s even better with Sassy’s G-spot vibes rolling.
- Or get a Splendid Vita alone, $20 off artisan silicone!!! It’s soft silicone with a lovely G-spot head—plus feathery marbling that represents life and beauty and pleasure—even in 2020.
40% off Satisfyer Pro 2, a beloved air pulse toy.Also 40% off Satisfyer Pro 2 plus Pillow Talk Sassy.
- Satisfyer vibes are 50% off: they’re strong & high-pitched!!!
- $107.25 (!!!) / 38.5% off the Womanizer Premium + We-Vibe Tango bundle Silver Delights. Both are intense clit toys: Tango with its rumbly vibes, and the Womanizer Premium with thuddy air pulses (and a great intensity range, so it starts very whispery-gentle).
- Oxballs Ergo squishy-filling plugs, 30% off. Only 2 sizes left, these are hot! So good if you like long-term anal plugging: just consider the size specifications carefully, because these get large.
- You need a We-Vibe Nova 2 if you have a clit+vag anywhere in your life. I have never enjoyed a rabbit vibe like this before; it’s exceptionally good. Get Nova 2 bundled with **Pillow Talk Sassy** for 40% off standard price, or bundled with Satisfyer Pro 2 for 35% off.
- PalmPower Extreme is over 35% off: this power wand‘s angled head that lets me stick it in my stretchy waistband and vibe away hands-free!
- We-Vibe Tango, a classic rumbly bullet, is just over 30% off.
- Neo Elite affordable realististic dual density dildos: 35% off.
- 30% off all We-Vibe at Liberator with code CYBER30: also getchu a Wedge for better G-spot angling and depth during PIV sex, or better butt-up lift during several positions! It’s fun to explore Liberator’s positioning diagrams.
Lovehoney (US), a sex toy giant:✝
- Enter code PHALLOPHILE at checkout for an extra 15% off the following deals:
- Happy Rabbit vibes. These have powerful little ears!
22.6% off Magic Wand Rechargeable, or a full 32 PERCENT off We-Vibe!!!
Tantus, one of the 1st silicone dildo makers ever, & still going 23 years later!
Get 55% off all Tantus products with code BLACKFRIDAY55, from soft dildos to Super Soft C-rings, the classic Silk dildos, and harness kits. ENDS NOON (Pacific) TODAY, 12/1.
Velvet Thruster handheld thrusting dildos has 25% off (& free shipping) with code WELCOME25. The new Velvet Prime models are an upgrade on the original Thrusters like Jackie original: less boxy & better button positioning.
Hismith sex machines are more hardcore thrusting: get 15% off orders over $500 with code HISMITH15, or 20% off orders over $700 with code HISMITH20.
✝ Lovehoney sells lots of unsafe materials, so use caution.
Best Black Friday Sex Toy Sale Further Breakdown
- Besides EPIC blowouts (up to 70% off this year), Peepshow Toys is offering 20% off everything *else* sitewide (besides SquarePegToys), including all the bad-ass toys in my favorites collection (besides SquarePegToys). I recommend Peepshow Toys most often because of their commitment to safe sex toy materials plus competitive pricing. Discounts apply at checkout!
- Remote control, anyone??? Lovense has all the favorites for $99. And no one does long-distance play as well as Lovense, with the Lush 2 being a star.
- Liberator is offering 30% off big-brand luxury toys—Womanizer, We-Vibe, Njoy, and LELO—plus Liberator mounts/sex positioning aids—with the Wedge being the most popular for comfy sex. Use code CYBER30 at checkout. I recommend the We-Vibe Melt, it’s an amazing Womanizer-style toy that actually fits into penetration well (sex with a dildo especially!).
- 30% off Fun Factory (like Stronic pulsators!) at Spectrum. (Sundaze excluded). Here are all the Stronic self-propelled pulsators, for example!
- CBD lube! Save 30% on GoLove with code CM30. It’s compatible with all sex toy types & condoms, being a thick water-based. It’s got no THC, so it won’t make you high like marijuana—but it does make you feel very chill.
- Outside the US??? Lovehoney international deals
are getting good, especially on We-Vibe and Fun Factoryhave mostly passed, but daily deals are still going. See: Lovehoney Canada deals here, Lovehoney UK deals here, and Lovehoney EU deals here.
- Hismith sex machines are really fast fucking machines that are also quiet. Like your neighbors will absolutely not hear this thing going. I recommend the Premium model (with remote & app), which requires a bit of assembly and watch your fingers and the remote cord near the thrusting mechanism, but the thrust is awesome and the price is very good for a 100W motor. Pair with an 8 Inch Silicone Dildo or any other attachment to pass the $500 threshold for 15% discount, with code HISMITH15.
Like BIG dildos? Mr. Hankey’s Toys does a Cyber Monday-only deal: last year it was 25% off everything. Hankey’s makes the best squishy, gliding silicone in large sizes, with lots of ultra-realistic models and some fantasy. Motorbunny (BF deals here) is like Sybian—a STRONG rideable vibrator—except it allows for app control (even long-distance) and has more silicone attachment options. Silicone attachments & BDSM accessories are 20% off today, Cyber Monday!Motorbunny’s name is no joke: this is a MOTOR, make no mistake. Your floor will rumble. I’m using my Motorbunny Buck thrust-milking machine a lot lately, believe you me… SheVibe sitewide tiered sale: Starts with 10% off purchases over $75, works up to 25% off if you spend $350+. Best for (1) BIG purchases, as the more you spend, the more you save; and (2) items SheVibe has the best prices on (VixSkin dildos are the outstanding example). See discount codes in next section.
More Mainstream Sex Toy Deals
These deals have now expired ⬇️⬇️⬇️, so sad!!!
A beautifully done, body-conscious shop that inspires loyalty. In the tiered sale, you save 10% off purchases over $100, 15% off purchases over $100, and 20% off purchases over $125—or all the way up to 25% off with $350 orders.
- 10% Off Orders Of $75+. Code: Vibe10
- 15% Off Orders Of $100+. Code: Vibe15
- 20% Off Orders Of $125+. Code: Vibe20
- 25% Off Orders Of $350+. Code: Vibe25
This massive retailer has a few useful discounts: like on Hitachi/Vibratex Magic Wand Rechargeable (yaaaas) WHEN you use a bigger coupon code discount: like use my 15% off code PHALLOPHILE in cart where it says Have a coupon code? (It’s a little hidden on mobile.)
Lovehoney tends to mark up prices above really-competitive retailers’ pricing (so, for example, standard price for the Magic Wand Rechargeable is $129.99, but Lovehoney puts the base price as $149.99 — so the discount will appear as 20% rather than 8.5%). No prob, I’ve shopped around for what the best price actually is and picked out Lovehoney discounts for you that are truly blowout-level deals. SEE BELOW!
- “Up to” 50% off all Cyber Week toy, lingerie, lube, & bondage deals.
- Best bets: use code PHALLOPHILE at checkout for ⬇️
- 22.6% off Magic Wand Rechargeable, or a full 32 PERCENT off We-Vibe!!!
Lovehoney carries lots of jelly trash toys and PVC garbage like King Cock, so do be careful about what you buy. Generally, the Mantric, Lovehoney Desire Luxury, and Happy Rabbit lines are recommendable and 100% safe.
I’m waiting to see if Lovense is gonna dive deeper than $99 for Lush, Domi, & more! These are the best long-distance app toys on the market, by far.
Lovense is most famous for the Lush 2, a bright-pink vaginal vibe widely used in cam girl shows and by anyone who likes gettin’ a little kinky in public. It’s awesome for vaginal stim from long distance—can testify, have squirted after walking around being controlled with a Lush 2 in.
Or, the Lovense Domi is the most powerful remote-control vibe on the market!!! Damn, it’s intense for long sessions.
Or get yourself a Hush butt plug or Edge prostate vibe for anal *power*!
I am so very impressed with how excellent Lovense’s app is, beating out We-Vibe’s easily.
You know what you’re getting into with Fleshlight, the brand name in masturbation sleeves. Read a Fleshlight best-of here by All Male Sex Toys.
This year’s deals are simpler, a tiered sale where you need to spend $150 to save: use code JINGLEBELLS at either Fleshlight or Fleshjack (gay porn stars) for
- 10% off orders of $150, 15% off orders of $250, or 20% off $350+.
- Deals page includes “buy 2, get the 3rd free” and combo pack offers.
Best Fantasy Silicone Deals
Mmm, fantasy dildos…So many stunning colors and unique shapes, almost always in my favorite sex toy material, softer silicone (discussion of Shore densities here). Plus, in most cases you’re supporting small independent artists! They craft and handmake toys in a million creative designs.
MOST fantasy deals start Black Friday proper, 11/27/2020, and some run through Sunday or Cyber Monday. Dates are duly noted!
Have I missed a good fantasy silicone deal??? Feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. There are so many new, small shops popping up—I’m trying to recommend ones I’ve tried personally or I’ve seen fantasy toy fans praise the quality of, so tell me your opinions on new shops.
Uberrime: 20% off through Cyber Monday.
A Krow’s Nest: 10% off all in-stock toys right now through Cyber Monday, plus a free lobster squishy!
Wandering Bard Toys: 15% off all “non-drop/flop” toys starting Thursday at 6 pm Pacific, ending Cyber Monday.
- 20% off all in-stock items Black Friday – Cyber Monday
- big stock drop at 10:00 a.m. Central Friday morning
- Special colors (Void Opal & Gilded Marble) plus Special Friend Request drop on Saturday at 10:00 a.m. Central.
Twilight Meadow Creations: 10% to 15% off inventory Thursday 11/26 through Sunday 11/29.
Kudu Voodoo, Black Friday through Cyber Monday:
- 10% off all previously in-stock toys Black Friday.
- 15% off new-stock-drop toys.
- Order Black Friday for a chance to win 1 of 10 prizes named here.
Hodgepodge Entourage: 10% to 25% off select inventory Black Friday through Cyber Monday.
Gelatinous Creations: 25% off all inventory Black Friday through Sunday (11/29).
- 30% off BF Stock
- 25% Off Snowflake Obsidian Specialty Color
- 20% Off Convention Inventory
- 15% Off Base Price on Made-to-Order Toys
Past Fantasy Deals
Pleasure Forge has:
- 15% off all inventory, starts Thanksgiving night: preshop at 6 pm Eastern, sale starts 8 pm Eastern 11/26.
- 20% off flops
- 40% off “Mystery Eggs & Plugs”
Bad Dragon: 15% off “select” stock & accessories. Stock drop happened 10 a.m. Mountain time on Friday.
- 10% off new inventory: drop is at 6 pm Mountain time on Thursday.
- 15% off “Black Abyss” coloration toys
- 20% off old inventory & flops
Monster Smash (UK based): “Up to” 40% off on Black Friday.
Xenocat Artifacts: 20% off any toy over $20. Black Friday only!
Northern Fantasy Toys (Canada-based): 15% off dildos on Thanksgiving.
What I Would *Absolutely* Buy
This list includes many of my favorite body-safe toys, plus all-around GOOD vibrations and penetration. I tend to prefer broad toys (wand vibrators) and realistic dildos. If instead you like focused clit toys, I suggest a We-Vibe Tango while it’s 30% off; and if you want a less-realistic-looking dildo, see Blush’s new Avant lineup members, good for vag or butt.
- Pillow Talk Sassy + Uberrime Splendid Vita. The most versatile & rumbly vibe in my large collection AND a great soft dildo that’s made for clenching around / comfortably gentle G-spot massage. I love this pair!!
- We-Vibe Melt. The only Womanizer/Satisfyer-style toy I can’t live without. Melt is crazy-intense (but touch-free!) clit stim, especially when I use it with Pillow Talk Sassy: save $85 off that combo!!! So. very. orgasmic.
- We-Vibe Nova 2. Changed my perspective on rabbit vibrators: clit plus vag stim in ONE toy. This is the only rabbit I will use. The newly soft silicone feel and the super-bendy clit stimulator mean that even a fan of thrust like me will always have consistent clit contact. And lots of rumbly vibration speeds!!!
- Neo Elite Dual-Density Dildos (3 out of 4 models), for $19.50—that’s 35% off already-cheap pricing. This is the best way to get a realistic-feeling dildo without spending much at all: the two layers of a dual-density silicone dildo combine so you get a softness (like skin) plus hard core (for erect feel).
- 20% off Hitachi/Vibratex Magic Wands: $63.96 for the (slightly more powerful) Magic Wand Plus, or $103.96 for the (cordless) Magic Wand Rechargeable. Magic Wands are and always will be the best powerhouse (handheld) vibes because the speed progression in these two new models is delightful, and they shake your entire pelvic floor.
- Njoy Pure Plugs (I’d choose medium, personally). Pure Plugs have this *weight* that feels awesome to wear around the house—or out and about. The loop base is suprisingly comfortable, too.
- SquarePegToys Nathan is NOT ON SALE but I abso-fucking-lutely need this toy about three times a week anyway (a big deal since I own so many dildos). SquarePegToys was the first maker of super-soft silicone toys that feel fleshy, and doesn’t discount because they offer excellent prices for their American-made 100% platinum silicone all year long. If you enjoy / are interested in anal play, please buy one or more Egg Plugs, that’s a must-have.
- You like the *thrust*?? A real sex machine will make your standard handheld thruster feel like child’s play. I recommend the Hismith Premium machine with remote control + 9 Inch Silicone Dildo attachment (it’s only 6 inches insertable length) for super-speed f*cking. 15% discount applies with code HISMITH15. Or check out the Kink Power Banger (discount applies at checkout) for a machine that does not require assembly and is easier to wrap your legs around: it’s not as hard-core as Hismith, but is much easier to lift, and to store/hide away, and no chance of accidentally getting fingers pinched since the machine’s thrust mechanism is perma-shielded. You also get more high-quality handmade silicone dildo choices (Vac dildos roll around more on my Hismith machine, feel less stable than on the Power Banger). Power Banger thrusts a little faster than a human being can, and for an unlimited amount of time!!!
- **RealCock2** is a luxe purchase, for the sensitive user who loves realistic dildos. It’s so smooth and feels great pounding you; no other fake penises compare. The only downside (besides the price)? The massive base. These are triple-layer, hand-silicone-painted dildos: with 20% off, you’re paying $400 instead of $500!. Same 20% off code applies to RealDoll 100% silicone hand-crafted sex dolls and the RealDoll Vagina sleeve.
- A fun fantasy dildo: Really, SO MANY options, it’s hard to choose. I’m the biggest fan of Pleasure Forge & Strange Bedfellas, but I hope to explore more newer indie options in the near future! So darn creative. [Update: A black + neon-graffiti drip dildo from Fantasy Grove was calling my name.]
- Womanizer Duo (30% off with code BLACKFRIDAY) is just amazing for lying back and enjoying—with pulsing clit waves, and rumbly vibes. It’s a very close runner-up to my Melt + Sassy “best clit suction & vibes” pair, but sometimes I prefer Duo since both functions are in one toy, so the clit-sucking and G-spot stimulation can rock together as I move Duo’s body.
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