When I learned that Zalo made a self-thrusting toy, called the Sweet Magic Desire Silicone Thrusting Dildo, I immediately saw it in my future. Here was a toy that—if it was a person—could only be described as “dressed to kill,” plus it would do the…
I’m always impressed by how truly affordable Blush toys are, so I was excited to test the company’s new line of dual-density silicone dildos—my absolute favorite kind of toy! Blush Neo Elite Dual Density Dildos speak to me in two ways: the realistic feel, and…
I was just finishing up my comparative G-spot vibe ranking when I realized that the Wonderlust Serenity by BMS Factory might be worth a look. Basically, the term “PowerBullet” jumped off the page at me. That and the $35 price tag. Thirty-five bucks for a…
Now that I own a dildo sword, I figure, why not a dildo squirt gun too??? The Big Shot Squirting Dildo by Evolved Novelties is the simplest “squirt gun” option on the US market that’s body-safe. Many less-hygienic options exist, but silicone ejaculating dildos have…
I was skeptical about the Uberrime Amo Dildo’s heart-shaped head when I first saw it. Would it feel comfortable? And would the G-spot stimulation be consistent enough, with that gap in the middle of the ridge? Amo has two traditional G-spot/P-spot dildo traits: a forward…
People LOVE air pulsation sex toys. But what do you do if you Womanizer doesn’t work for you, or if your Satisfyer does nothing orgasmic? Also called “pleasure air” and pressure wave stimulators, this new generation of toys began with the Womanizer, then the more…
The Tantus Magma is literally dripping, with textured rivulets running down its shaft—and of course it’s always ready to be used. Ready to be twisted and turned, so I can feel its explosion of swirling lines. The texture starts with four thin, bumpy ridges jutting…
As a professional sex toy reviewer, I’ve tested a literal pile of vibrators—and put a lot of thought into what makes a truly kick-ass toy. The best G-spot vibrators are necessarily: Actually “G-spotty”: These vibes have a forward curve and/or bulbous head, so they can…
