The First Butt Plug I Wish I’d Had: Mood Naughty Trainer Kit For a first butt plug, I *cannot* recommend Doc Johnson’s Mood Naughty 1 Trainer Kit enough. It’s body-safe silicone in perfect tapered shapes—so easy to insert. And, the size increments between the 3…
SquarePegToys Dirk Review It’s all in the SKIN! SquarePegToys lifecast dildos always practically *overflow* with skin details. And with Dirk here, you get two options: foreskin up, and foreskin down. (Also, balls or no balls!) Sure, Leo is the most popular SquarePegToys realistic. Lots of…
My Top Travel Sex Toys Right Now! It’s cold outside, and all you want is to escape somewhere warm…steamy…tropical. To feel the sun on your face again! This was me this January when I headed to Florida not once, but twice! Since my work is…
We-Vibe’s trademark is wear-during-sex couples vibrators, & this We-Vibe Chorus review dives into how Chorus blows We-Vibe Sync away for me. Why? Even rumblier vibes—plus squeeze remote! Phallophile Reviews exists because I like squishy things, and the ability to PRESS on the We-Vibe Chorus’ soft…
I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…
I am a dildo devotee—and the RealCock 2 Dirk is my new favorite inanimate object, the best of the hundreds of dildos I own. Silicone…that looks alive. Dirk (Rockwell and Jones too) is nothing other than a prosthetic penis. The level of realism is stunning:…
A lil something different—but will it be innovative different, or “that’s just weird” different? Hot Octopuss’ Amo takes a giant leap away from the standard “bullet vibrator” shape. It’s not a cylinder or a lipstick mold like other bullets, nope! Amo is, quite literally, edgy.…
This year, I (Felicity) became Phallophile Reviews. I put my heart into this site; sex toy reviewing became my passion and my full-time labor. I accepted totally new-to-me categories of toys, then analyzed the fuck out of them all: seven comparative vibrator guides were born.…
