I gave a Slink colon snake / anal plug to a porn star for his deepest anal experience ever: now this is kind of the sex toy entertainment I hope you’re all here for, because I sure am. Slink (in the smallest size!) is over…
Take a walk on the wild side? I wondered what I was getting myself into when I agreed to test a CBD (cannabidiol) lubricant, GoLove CBD Naturals. Trippin’? But really, this cannabis lube is about relieving tension, not getting high. And that’s powerful. In a…
A very fantastical new sex toy maker has caught my attention: they’re called the Love Smiths! Look at these guys ⬆️⬆️, aren’t the colors spectacular? The Love Smiths’ sex toys are super craft-wise too: they’re polished, blemish-free, soft and yielding platinum silicone. This Love Smiths…
Fascinating, expensive, and problematic. Lora DiCarlo’s Ose 2 is surrounded in hype: this “hands-free” sex toy claims it “mimics the feel of a partner’s fingers, mouth, and tongue.” Via robots. Ose 2 is an egregious case of hyberbolic marketing, one of the worst I’ve seen…
Kisses… Lora DiCarlo’s Baci “robotic” clitoral stimulator promises that: “to mimic the feeling of a mouth, lips, and tongue over the clitoris.” In reality, Baci is a Womanizer with a deeper thrumming undercurrent to the pulsing air. It is not a mouth, it is not…
I’m *elated* to review the Kink Power Banger: this sex machine is fully adjustable and exhilarating, to be honest. Mouth open, eyes rolled back, can’t speak: This is me (almost) every day now. Since I got the Kink Power Banger two months ago—the amount of…
Wand vibes are iconic, due to the popularity of the (formerly Hitachi) Magic Wand. Because they’re BIG and they’re POWERFUL and they wanna make you come HARD. Are they easy to use, though? Hmm. Classic full-sized wands are bulky, with heads 2.25 inches wide and…
We all have different arousal styles… So how do you get there? I’m here to say, basically everything is normal. I recently took a journey with a new vibe, the Aurora sex toy by Bellesa, both literally and figuratively. I’d seen the Aurora, a small…
