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Steve, he’s a smooth kinda guy. In SquarePegToys’ SuperSoft silicone—but more slick than previous life-cast dildos. Oh, and the curve. Angling forward, the Steve dildo’s ridge is a line of SuperSoft Bronze (or Graphite or Chestnut) that pull-pull-pulls on P- or G-spot. Yeah, Steve here…

SquarePegToys Nathan SuperSoft Bronze dildo review

The Nathan dildo by SquarePegToys *inspires* me. So simple, yet so good. I keep wondering, “WHY did I not own this years ago?!? What could I have been thinking?!?” My relationship with Nathan is primal: this is a toy that makes me come hard, makes…

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Lookit how pretty they are! Almost too cute, and affordable too, each Avant D15 / Avant D16 pastel dildo is easy on the eyes—and gentle against your junk too. They’re soft silicone, with sturdy suction cups. A perfect start to Masturbation May, really: Because why…

THUMP-OFF BMS Naked Addiction Thrusting Dildo vs. XR Thump It dildo review

Buh-boom-buh-BOOM! The Thump It dildos by XR Brands are true to their name: thumping dildos, NOT thrusting dildos or vibrating dildos. Their magnets bump-bump-bump in a strangely unusual way. Self-propelled sex toys are so popular now, it seems every manufacturer’s looking to release toys that:…

I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…

Blush Impressions dildos go against the grain. Truly STRONG vibrating dildos with suction cups??? Basically unheard of. As a category, suction cup vibes tend to have lackluster power and/or include porous materials. Meet the exception: Impressions dildos hold serious strength inside their smooth silicone shafts.…

Lovehoney’s new Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Multicolored Dildo is a big step forward for Lovehoney’s own brand: a body-safe suction cup dildo that’s actually kinda soft! Before, Lifelike Lover Silicone dildos were either (1) too hard to feel actually lifelike; or (2) made of porous TPR/TPE…