The Nathan dildo by SquarePegToys *inspires* me. So simple, yet so good. I keep wondering, “WHY did I not own this years ago?!? What could I have been thinking?!?” My relationship with Nathan is primal: this is a toy that makes me come hard, makes…
Tag: suction cup
Avant Pastel Silicone Suction Cup Dildos Lookit how pretty they are! Almost too cute, and affordable too, each Avant D15 / Avant D16 pastel dildo is easy on the eyes—and gentle against your junk too. They’re soft silicone, with sturdy suction cups. A perfect start…
Buh-boom-buh-BOOM! The Thump It dildos by XR Brands are true to their name: thumping dildos, NOT thrusting dildos or vibrating dildos. Their magnets bump-bump-bump in a strangely unusual way. Self-propelled sex toys are so popular now, it seems every manufacturer’s looking to release toys that:…
I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions (except maybe a suction cup?). Just the most realistic dildo—to screw the shit out of. As…
Lazy penetration is high on my list of “sex toy selling points,” so Flexbang, a suction cup dildo positioning tool, intrigued me. Essentially, it’s a right angle, made of flexible acrylic, that you stick any suction cup dildo on to. It’s not a toy mount,…
Blush Impressions dildos go against the grain. Truly STRONG vibrating dildos with suction cups??? Basically unheard of. As a category, suction cup vibes tend to have lackluster power and/or include porous materials. Meet the exception: Impressions dildos hold serious strength inside their smooth silicone shafts.…
Lovehoney’s new Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Multicolored Dildo is a big step forward for Lovehoney’s own brand: a body-safe suction cup dildo that’s actually kinda soft! Before, Lifelike Lover Silicone dildos were either (1) too hard to feel actually lifelike; or (2) made of porous TPR/TPE…
As a professional dildo reviewer, I have a verdict: Blush Neo Elite Dildos are simply the best affordable realistic dildos. They’re revolutionary for their price: For $30–$36, you get two layers of body-safe platinum silicone. This dual-density construction makes Neo Elite dildos both soft (like…
