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VibePad Review: Original vs. VibePad 2 with Tongue

September 11, 2022 by Felicity
VibePad 2 review vs. VibePad ride on vibrators

Discovery: Sitting on a licking tongue is 10 times better than lying back and holding a licking tongue against your clit. The automatic 👅 motion, with vibration running underneath: …

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Best Sex Machine Guide: Self-Thrusting Power!

November 16, 2021 by Felicity
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Harder, faster, and longer than a human — every one of the best sex machines around delivers steady BANGING, but these pleasure tools are an investment. I’ve tested and …

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Motorbunny Buck Review: Thrusting Sex Machine & SUPER-Vibrator

April 4, 2021 by Felicity
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Extreme. The Motorbunny Buck is a SUPER-CHARGED saddle vibrator (like Sybian) that milk-thrusts too. My legs are quivering by the end, every time, after riding on the high speeds …

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Hismith Premium Sex Machine Review

January 29, 2023 by Felicity
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Prepare to get *POUNDED*. OMG! My Hismith review covers the Hismith Premium sex machine & how I’ve enjoyed it—vs. my previous fave fuck machine. The Premium machine with remote …

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Kink Power Banger Review — F@*% YEAH!

May 12, 2022 by Felicity
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I’m *elated* to review the Kink Power Banger: this sex machine is fully adjustable and exhilarating, to be honest. Mouth open, eyes rolled back, can’t speak: This is me …

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