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Evolved Novelties Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine Review

September 2, 2022 by Felicity
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The Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine by Evolved Novelties has a name that promises the universe. *Infinite* thrusting, you say? It sounds…either mind-blowing or incredibly painful. Obviously, the toy’s name is just …

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Review: Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRipple Vibrator

June 30, 2019 by Felicity
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Doc Johnson’s iVibe Select iRipple boasts one unique feature that persuaded me to review the toy: a “rolling effect” up and down the shaft. This vibrator—which is not in …

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NS Novelties Colours Wave Suction Cup Dildo Review

June 30, 2019 by Felicity
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The Colours Wave is something different for NS Novelties: it’s their only nonrealistic dildo. I myself may have a strong affinity for realistic toys, but I think it’s important …

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Review: Funkit Toys NoFrillDo Budget Silicone Dildos, G and B

June 30, 2019 by Felicity
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I’m always on the lookout for new and affordable sex toys—especially silicone dildos—that I can confidently recommend. But the fact is that the vast majority of inexpensive sex toys …

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Hot Octopuss Pocket Pulse Remote Review

June 30, 2019 by Felicity
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As a sex toy reviewer, you win some, you lose some. Sometimes you love the interesting new toy and can’t stop talking about how awesome it is…and sometimes you …

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Tantus Super Soft C-Ring & Vibrating Super Soft C-Ring Cock Ring Reviews

March 7, 2020 by Felicity
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Tantus’ Super Soft C-Ring is a functional, but no-frills toy, so in this review I’ll be discussing both it (the nonvibrating version) and Tantus’ Vibrating Super Soft C-Ring, which my husband …

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