Earlier this year I took a trip to New Orleans, and my lover and I nearly fell into the Hustler Hollywood store on Bourbon Street. The shop felt luxe; it had an upscale, boutique-type atmosphere. It took us about 10 seconds to decide to skip…
Category: Reviews
BMS Addiction David is the most flexible dildo I own that actually stays when you bend it! Addiction David’s posable body is made up of two (dual) layers: a flexible iron core topped by super soft, smooth silicone. I’m almost salivating over the silicone (if…
The SquarePegToys Egg Plug is the squishiest, most comfortable thing I’ve ever put in my ass. Basically, the Egg Plug (all 6 sizes!) is the butt plug equivalent of a warm hug from someone you care about. These deliciously soft butt plugs are handmade platinum…
My ears were still ringing from the orgasms the Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy had given me; its base was slipping from my hand. I thought, “Maybe I should just give up reviewing sex toys…I don’t know if it gets better than this.” Then I rolled…
How frickin’ strong is Lovense Lush 2??? I had to know. This app-controlled vibrator is the newest, the hottest—especially its second version, which has better Bluetooth connectivity and more convenient button placement. Lush 2 is the one you know someone is asking for when they say,…
At 11 o’clock on a Friday night, Geeky Sex Toys’ Drodong dragon dildo was rubbing its pointy head against the back wall of my vagina. The big, slick ridge down Drodong’s lower back massaged the hell out of my clit as I thrust. I pushed…
The Uberrime Sensi belongs to a category of toys I’ve never reviewed before: a vaginal plug. That’s odd because I rarely meet a sex toy that I don’t want to put in my vagina. Vibrating butt plug? Check, it’s in. Magic Wand with silicone head?…
I didn’t think wand vibes were my thing—until I met the Magic Wand Plus and it blew my mind. For decades, the (formerly Hitachi) Magic Wand massager has sold like crazy as a sex toy, for two big reasons: Its non-phallic, discreet nature. (I’m just…
