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Unihorn Vibrator Review – 3 Functions x 2 Motors & Under $40!

August 11, 2023 by Felicity
Unihorn vibrator review

Y’all, I am blown away. Unihorn vibrators are adorable and actually work. Like, orgasmically. Normally I’m not one for “awww!” sex toys—they gotta perform, not just look cutesy. So, (pastel) …

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T-Bar Stainless Steel Plug Review

July 29, 2023 by Felicity
T-Bar Stainless Steel Butt Plug by Rosebuds review

All about that base?! I’m excited that the first maker of crystal-jewelled butt plugs now has a “T-Bar” base option, a longer & larger canoe shape! Rosebuds brand originally …

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SquarePegToys Wyatt Review – Soft Silicone Anal Dildo

July 22, 2023 by Felicity
SquarePegToys Wyatt dildo review

Getting the Wyatt dildo’s head in…and then it’s liftoff. This is the bangin’-est anal dildo I know. Super-slick head, flared mushroom shape. Then, lots of shaft; fleshy-soft and skin-textured. …

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Best Thrusting Dildo Guide – I Tested 40 Thrusting Toys

September 22, 2023 by Felicity
Best thrusting dildo guide

5 years ago, I started exploring thrusting dildos — the best thrusters made only of body-safe silicone. After personally testing over 40 thrusting dildos, and handling boxes more of …

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Your New Favorite Double Vibrator Review

September 2, 2023 by Felicity
Your New Favourite Double Vibrator review

Yaaaassss. A “rabbit” vibrator with a clitoral section that’s extra-wide — not pointy or pokey! With two vibrating motors, the Your New Favorite Double is essentially a small wand …

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Revolution Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricane Thrusting Vibrators Review

September 2, 2023 by Felicity
Revolution thrusting dildos review

Crazy shaky-pulsing. The Revolution Earthquake, Tsunami, and Hurricane are gyrating-thrusting dildos like I’ve never seen before, over 5 years of collecting automatic-moving sex toys. Their stormy names capture these …

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