Blush Impressions dildos go against the grain. Truly STRONG vibrating dildos with suction cups??? Basically unheard of. As a category, suction cup vibes tend to have lackluster power and/or include porous materials. Meet the exception: Impressions dildos hold serious strength inside their smooth silicone shafts.…
I’d like to introduce you to Bella: Uberrime Dildos’ most realistic toy yet! (Prior to Supero, that is!) This review will cover my experience with the Uberrime Bella and compare it to its closest relatives: other above-average-size two-layer silicone dildos like the Uberrime Splendid Large.…
The ultimate realistic dildo??? I’d read dozens of VixSkin Mustang reviews before I got my hands on one, wondering whether it could live up to the hype. So much love was showered on the Vixen Creations Mustang dildo—so many words of praise—that I didn’t bother…
Fight me: The Fun Factory Big Boss is the best vibrating dildo on the market. This thick vibe is one of those classic toys that, it’s assumed, no longer requires reviewing; doesn’t need extra promotion. It exists, it’s big and bold, it’s found its niche.…
BMS Addiction David is the most flexible dildo I own that actually stays when you bend it! Addiction David’s posable body is made up of two (dual) layers: a flexible iron core topped by super soft, smooth silicone. I’m almost salivating over the silicone (if…
My ears were still ringing from the orgasms the Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy had given me; its base was slipping from my hand. I thought, “Maybe I should just give up reviewing sex toys…I don’t know if it gets better than this.” Then I rolled…
At 11 o’clock on a Friday night, Geeky Sex Toys’ Drodong dragon dildo was rubbing its pointy head against the back wall of my vagina. The big, slick ridge down Drodong’s lower back massaged the hell out of my clit as I thrust. I pushed…
Looking for a wearable dildo? I gotchu! Well, Uberrime does, to be exact: this indie toymaker’s Sensi is a small dildo/vaginal plug. It’s odd that I’ve never reviewed a vag plug before—because I rarely meet a sex toy that I don’t want to put in…
