Nick Capra by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a beast of a dildo—one I was eager to review, because it’s all about that stretch. Hankey’s Toys dildos are known for their girth—some are so large that they may make your eyes water. In Hankey’s trademark 75%…
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Game of Thrones…it’s hard NOT to get caught up in the drama. Sometimes sexy and sometimes sadistic, but always thrilling, this epic saga of has inspired a myriad of merchandise—so why not add body-safe Game of Thrones sex toys to the list??? I may be…
When I learned that Zalo made a self-thrusting toy, called the Sweet Magic Desire Silicone Thrusting Dildo, I immediately saw it in my future. Here was a toy that—if it was a person—could only be described as “dressed to kill,” plus it would do the…
As a professional dildo reviewer, I have a verdict: Blush Neo Elite Dildos are simply the best affordable realistic dildos. They’re revolutionary for their price: For $30–$36, you get two layers of body-safe platinum silicone. This dual-density construction makes Neo Elite dildos both soft (like…
Now that I own a dildo sword, I figure, why not a dildo squirt gun too??? The Big Shot Squirting Dildo by Evolved Novelties is the simplest “squirt gun” option on the US market that’s body-safe. Many less-hygienic options exist, but silicone ejaculating dildos have…
I was skeptical about the Uberrime Amo Dildo’s heart-shaped head when I first saw it. Would it feel comfortable? And would the G-spot stimulation be consistent enough, with that gap in the middle of the ridge? Amo has two traditional G-spot/P-spot dildo traits: a forward…
The Tantus Magma is literally dripping, with textured rivulets running down its shaft—and of course it’s always ready to be used. Ready to be twisted and turned, so I can feel its explosion of swirling lines. The texture starts with four thin, bumpy ridges jutting…
Big news: Uberrime heard that people like having choices and decided to make a smaller and larger size of the popular Splendid dildo! The Uberrime Splendid large is for those times when I want above-and-beyond stimulation. And the small is the exact opposite: a very…
