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Octopus Prime Review: Super Soft Silicone Fantasy Dildo, by Beasty Cocks

Octopus Prime dildo review

Holy swirling tentacles…The first tentacle dildo I’ve been able to orgasm on, ever. Octopus Prime’s arm spirals… affordable fantasy sex toy, soft + squishy silicone.

Overdrive Remote Thruster – Kick-ass Vibration + Thrust Review

Overdrive Remote Control Machine review Ridged vs. Smooth thrusters

I got a literal pile of thrusting sex toys, and none of ’em has made me cum as fast as the Overdrive Remote thruster here. It’s even made my …

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Glass Tentacle Dildo Review – Fantasy Tongue + Tendril Trials

GLAS Glass Tentacle Dildo review

I didn’t get it, till I flipped it. The Glass Tentacle Dildo (by Gläs) is dual-sided, and one half feels incredibly different. “WTF is the point here,” I mused …

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Best Glass Dildo: Top 10 Picks

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Why would you buy a glass sex toy?! As a die-hard devotee of silicone, I gotta say, it took me years to get into the world of glass dildos. …

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Best G-Spot Dildo Guide – I Tested 110 Sex Toys

Best G spot dildo guide graphic - "WOW" bubble beside woman (Phal.Reviews' writer) holding 3 G-spot dildos in one hand, her fingers curved in a "come hither" motion with other hand

My first G-spot orgasm caught me completely off guard. I remember thinking, That was SO GOOD — and how do I do that again? 😮 It felt intense; so …

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Best Blowjob Dildo + 6 Tips on Dildos for Oral Practice Guide

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You gotta wanna lick it, tongue it, stroke & suck on it?!🙌 Dildos for blowjob practice are getting better. I’m a fan of dishing out devoted BJs – but …

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