My ears were still ringing from the orgasms the Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy had given me; its base was slipping from my hand. I thought, “Maybe I should just give up reviewing sex toys…I don’t know if it gets better than this.” Then I rolled…
Category: Dildos
At 11 o’clock on a Friday night, Geeky Sex Toys’ Drodong dragon dildo was rubbing its pointy head against the back wall of my vagina. The big, slick ridge down Drodong’s lower back massaged the hell out of my clit as I thrust. I pushed…
The Njoy Pure Wand… it’s truly a legend in the sex toy community—praised above any other insertable toy. This steel dildo’s G-spot and prostate prowess is shouted from the rooftops; it has a reputation for making users squirt buckets. Instead of writing yet another Njoy…
Looking for a wearable dildo? I gotchu! Well, Uberrime does, to be exact: this indie toymaker’s Sensi is a small dildo/vaginal plug. It’s odd that I’ve never reviewed a vag plug before—because I rarely meet a sex toy that I don’t want to put in…
My request for the CalExotics Silicone Grip Thruster was a mistake. A misreading, to be exact. I was so focused on the word “thruster” that I didn’t realize that CalExotics expected me to do the work. MYSELF. I’m so used to self-propelled thrusting dildos like…
Lovehoney’s new Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Multicolored Dildo is a big step forward for Lovehoney’s own brand: a body-safe suction cup dildo that’s actually kinda soft! Before, Lifelike Lover Silicone dildos were either (1) too hard to feel actually lifelike; or (2) made of porous TPR/TPE…
Nick Capra by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a beast of a dildo—one I was eager to review, because it’s all about that stretch. Hankey’s Toys dildos are known for their girth—some are so large that they may make your eyes water. In Hankey’s trademark 75%…
Game of Thrones…it’s hard NOT to get caught up in the drama. Sometimes sexy and sometimes sadistic, but always thrilling, this epic saga of has inspired a myriad of merchandise—so why not add body-safe Game of Thrones sex toys to the list??? I may be…
