Phallophile Reviews is turning two, and that means free sex toys to celebrate! Up to $1,645.73 total retail value worth!1
This year I’m honoring “Masturbation May”—a month devoted to self-pleasure! All prizes give you a choice about how you’ll do you (or others!): six gift cards, four gift bundles, and three “winner’s choice” silicone dildo options from Mr. Hankey’s Toys, Velvet Thruster handheld sex machines, and Uberrime Dildos. Oh, and 5 of the best new dual-density dildos, because I’d want one of those if I was entering to win!
Phallophile Reviews is founded on self-pleasure, and my sex life has bloomed as I’ve discovered toys that fit my preferences. That’s why this giveaway will have a floral/blooming theme that lets you win extra points each day. Return to the giveaway to find a clue that’ll direct you to a specific picture hidden somewhere on my site. Each pic will have flowers & greenery plus a sex toy, with the words CODE HERE in the image. Once you find that pic—with the correct answer code in the caption—you enter that code into the giveaway widget to claim an extra 15 points per day. Happy hunting! ????????????????????
Jump straight to the giveaway here. Or read prize details below, to find the best options for you!
All giveaway prizes are open internationally except the Blush prize packs, which are US & Canada only. Giveaway ends Tuesday, May 21—so please check your emails! All entrants must be 18 years of age or over.2
Two thumbs up for gift cards: you pick exactly what you want! My three favorite retailers have all pitched in:
- $100 from Peepshow Toys: Where everything is body-safe! Plus competitive prices and a speedy-shipping collection.
- Plus three separate $25 cards from Peepshow Toys: Because we like giving away prizes.
- $100 from SheVibe: Where sex toys are art! SheVibe also has excellent prices and a very good body-safe selection, like lots of silicone dildos.
- $100 from Spectrum Boutique: Spectrum is like a designer boutique for sex toys! Spectrum has style and, most importantly, a well-curated collection of toys. Also smart sex-ed writing.
- Bundle #1: We-Vibe Tango, your choice of Sliquid lube (the best—up to $24 value for Sliquid Organics!), and a Lovehoney Desire Luxury Stainless Steel Dildo. Courtesy of Lovehoney! Available from Lovehoney CA, UK, EU, and more if you’re not a US resident.
My next three bundles from Blush Novelties all give you: (1) a platinum silicone dildo, (2) a tapered silicone plug, plus (3) a strong, rechargeable bullet vibrator. This combo lets you use the dildo and the bullet vibe, or the dildo along with the vibrating plug, or the vibe by itself anywhere outside your body. And more—I love the amount of options here!
- Bundle #2: Real Nude Ergo Dual-Density Silicone Suction Cup Dildo (review here) with Performance Plus Turbo Plug Kit
- Bundle #3: Avant D3 Striped Silicone Suction Cup Dildo (review here) with Performance Plus Turbo Plug Kit
- Bundle #4: Ruse Hypnotize Silicone Suction Cup Dildo with Performance Plus Turbo Plug Kit
Choose Your Dildo!
I started Phallophile Reviews to tell the world about silicone dildo firmness. Dual-density dildos (made up of soft outside and firm core) are my favorite, so I’m giving away 5 of the best new dual-density options on the market, all thanks to Peepshow Toys’ generosity!
- Blush Neo Elite 6 Inch, 7 Inch, 7.5 Inch, and 7.5 Inch with Balls—all four models, each to a different winner! Blush Neo Elite are lifelike toys with squishy-soft heads and strong suction cups. My Neo Elite review has a video of 2 of them being squeezed! I think these are the best affordable, realistic, and body-safe dildos on the market now.
- BMS Naked Addiction Dual Density Silicone Dildo: Oh god, the finish on this dildo is so good. The Naked Addiction Dildo has the most skin-like feel I’ve experienced in silicone. I now want BMS Factory to make this dildo in other sizes and colors too. (Bigger head, please. ☺)
Velvet Thruster Self-Thrusting Dildos
The Velvet Thruster is the best handheld, self-propelled thrusting dildo around, no questions asked. Each of the 4 current Velvet Thrusters have 10 speeds, from slow to really damn fast (140 strokes per minute). Plus, unlike the Fun Factory Stronic Pulsators, they have a long stroke length—so it’s more like being really screwed by a person with a penis.
Mr. Hankey’s Toys BIG (& Above-Average) Soft Silicone Dildos
Mr. Hankey’s has developed a name for making HUGE toys: like Goliath here. Their offerings include lots of realistic dildos—even life-cast porn star cocks, like the Nick Capra I reviewed here—as well as fantasy options like the scaly Dragon (review here). Mr. Hankey’s will let my winner whatever toy they want, custom-made.
Personally, I’d recommend a large golden cock. For the WIN! ????????
Uberrime Dildos Handmade Artisan Toys (Including Splendid Dual-Density Dildo)
Uberrime Dildos is a small, independent maker who handcrafts toys out of skin-safe platinum silicone, often with beautiful mica pigments. Uberrime’s most praised creation is the Splendid Dual-Density Dildo (reviews of the small & large here, and the original medium size here), and the fantasy offerings, like the GoT-inspired Night King (review here), are definitely worth checking out too.
Uberrime’s creator, Marco, has generously offered to let my winner select any toy in any coloration—this is a last-chance opportunity, because he rarely has time to make custom toys these days! Here’s a large chunk of my own Uberrime collection:
Is this a good-looking pile of platinum silicone or what???
— Felicity (@PhallophileRev) November 11, 2018
Many, many thanks to my readers for supporting Phallophile Reviews and helping me grow my dildo empire! ???? Your visits, comments, social media likes & shares, purchases through my links, and more let me know what I’m doing right here. I love working on this review blog every day, making it the best it can be, and your support means so much. Also a huge thanks to my wonderful affiliates and review-positive sex toy manufacturers for their generosity: Blush Novelties, Lovehoney, Mr. Hankey’s Toys, Peepshow Toys, SheVibe, Spectrum Boutique, Uberrime Dildos, and Velvet Cock. ????
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- Total calculated using the hugest option at Mr. Hankey’s Toys—damn, that’s a lot of silicone!
- Other terms & conditions: Winners must respond within 36 hours of being notified that they’ve won, or a new winner will be selected in their place. International prize winners won’t pay shipping, but may be subject to customs duties & fees if their package is flagged. Giveaway-only Twitter accounts will be disqualified. (That means if you post no other content besides giveaway retweets.) All winners will be asked to confirm that they’re of legal age.