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Thank you so much for reading, I’m very grateful for your time & support amidst an online world where too many reviews promote mediocre or even unsafe products. My goal is to write the most thorough + readable summary of any toy, while (1) comparing its effectiveness to similar toys and (2) stating my personal preferences clearly. Please e-mail me at if you have specific sex toy questions that I can help with. Peace & good feels!✌️ —Felicity / a.k.a. Phallophile