Here’s my current sex toy collection, listed alphabetically by category. At least $29,456 worth: Dildos galore, an assortment of clit and G-spot vibes, Womanizer clit pulsators, butt plugs, penis toys, and other sex aids! All toy names below link to my review.
Find my favorites explained here: Why are these the best for me? ⬅️This post is updated for 2022, and I’ll update it again later this year!
This post is not updated! I think I last updated it sometime in 2019… and then 2020 happened… and now I have literal hundreds of extra vibrators & all kinds of stuff to never add to it, oooops! Please see my Sex Toy Guide Index and my Reviews category for more-updated work!
Key: ❤❤❤❗ = My neighbors hear the screaming; ❤❤❤=I come so hard the room spins; 😄 =good, consistent orgasms; 🎨=dildo art; ☹️=Using this toy makes me sad
Dildos (Plus Thrusters and Pulsators)
- Bad Dragon Flint, small size, firm
- Bad Dragon Nox, medium size, firm
- BMS Factory Addiction Brandon realistic glow-in-the-dark dildo
- BMS Factory Addiction David bendable dual-density dildo ❤
- BMS Factory Addiction Party Marty
- BMS Factory Addiction Tom affordable “dragon” dildo
- BMS Factory Naked Addiction Dual Density Dildo ❤❤❤❗
- BMS Factory Naked Addiction Rotating & Vibrating Dildo
- BMS Factory Naked Addiction Thrusting Dildo
- Bondara Pink Mr Realist
- Blush Avant D3 🎨
- Blush Avant D5 Sin City striped suction cup dildo ❤🎨 and Avant D6 (same shape, different colors)
- Blush Avant Pride P1 and P3 dildos
- Blush Avant D15 & D16
- Blush Impressions STRONG vibrating dildos: N1–N5
- Blush Luxe Purity 2
- Blush Neo Elite Dual Density silicone, 6 Inch, 7 Inch, 7.5 Inch without Balls, & 7.5 Inch with Balls 😄
- Blush Real Nude Ergo
- Blush Real Nude Sumo
- Blush Ruse D Thang
- Blush Ruse Jammy ❤
- Blush Ruse Magic Stick
- Blush Temptasia Reina and Elvira
- Blush The Realm Draken dragon dildo with Drago sword handle
- Blush Novelties Silicone Willy’s 6” (nonvibrating) and 8” (vibrating)
- BS Atelier Alex Noise in light blue
- BS Atelier Nude Cioccolato
- CalExotics Silicone Grip Thruster (plain dildo, not self-thrusting)
- Cloud 9 Pro Sensual 9” Suction Cup Dildo
- Damn Average Above Average Alien, medium firmness
- Damn Average C6.25
- Doc Johnson American POP! Rebel
- Doc Johnson Truskyn Tru Super dual-density dildo
- Evolved Novelties Big Shot vibrating ejaculating dildo ☺
- Fantasticocks Argus and Zion
- Fleshjack Boys Brent Corrigan
- Fun Factory Boss
- Fun Factory Bück Dich dildo paddle
- Fun Factory/Semenette POP ejaculating dildo
- Fun Factory Stronic G pulsator ❤❤❤❗
- Fun Factory Stronic Real pulsator ❤❤❤❗
- Fun Factory Stronic Surf pulsator
- Funkit Toys NoFrillDo, shapes G and B
- Fuze Silicone Alpha and Harmony
- Fuze Silicone Freddie realistic suction cup dildo
- Fuze Silicone Ten series Ace, Ultra, and Foreman
- Geeky Sex Toys Drodong dragon dildo
- Godemiche Ambit w/ suction cup
- Lovehoney 7” Curved Suction Cup dil
- Lovehoney Desire Luxury Weighted Curved Dildo
- Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe pink & purple marbled dildo
- Luzarte Jollet polka-dot dildo
- Maia Max anal (or vaginal) thruster
- Mr. Hankey’s Anaconda, Xtra-Small series
- Mr. Hankey’s Toys Chorizo n Eggs, Med-Firm
- Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dragon, small, 75% soft
- Mr. Hankey’s Toys Goliath LG/XL
- Mr. Hankey’s Toys Nick Capra, original size, 75% soft 😄
- Mr. Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels, original ❤❤❤
- New Folklore Silicone Brewer
- New York Toy Collective Ellis suction cup dildo
- Njoy 11 $400 dildo-weapon
- Njoy Pure Wand
- NS Novelties Colours Dual Density 5″ & 8″
- NS Novelties ColourSoft 8” and 5″ ❤
- NS Novelties Colours Wave
- NS Novelties Firefly 5” Pleasures
- NS Novelties Inya Deep Stroker thrusting vibrator
- Oxballs Buddy super-soft Blueballs dildo
- Pleasure Forge Ankheg, in psychedelic colors
- Pleasure Forge Illithid DND tentacle dildo ☺🎨
- Pleasure Forge Knoll, medium
- Pleasure Forge Troll, medium
- Pleasure Forge Wizard medium size / firm
- Pleasure Works (Good Vibrations) Cadet Vibrating
- RealDoll RealCock 2 Dirk (I’m over the fucking moon here)
- Rock Candy 7″ swirly dildo
- Scifi Erotics Zuklat the Dayneb
- Shapely Toys Binate 🎨
- SI Novelties Major Dick Commando 7″ camo dong ←quite possibly the worst dildo I own
- Split Peaches Rivetor and Screw You, small 🎨
- Split Peaches Unicorn Horn, small
- Sportsheets Sedeux Flare
- SquarePegToys Big Stick SuperSoft Bronze (video)
- SquarePegToys Dirk uncut dildos, 2 poses ❤
- SquarePegToys Leo Harness A/S, with FlushCup and with SquarePegHole
- SquarePegToys Nathan Harness, 2 sizes ❤❤❤! w/ suction cup
- SquarePegToys Nathan Harness A/S with SquarePegHole
- SquarePegToys Steve Harness with suction cup and plain Steve, A/S
- SquarePegToys Steve Harness with SquarePegHole
- Strange Bedfellas Batou demon
- Strange Bedfellas Tyv 🎨
- Tantus Adam Super Soft
- Tantus Alan
- Tantus Echo Super Soft
- Tantus Gary
- Tantus Magma drippy textured dildo
- Tantus Steam Hunk (Super Soft)
- Tantus Uncut #1 ❤
- Tantus Vamp Super Soft
- Tantus Vibrating Vamp
- Tantus XL Fist Trainer
- Uberrime Amo
- Uberrime Aqua-King
- Uberrime Aqueous
- Uberrime Bella Dual Density & Triple Density Dildos
- Uberrime Dulce uncut dildo
- Uberrime Elements 1, 2, & 3
- Uberrime Esplendido Grande
- Uberrime Essential
- Uberrime Helios sun god dildo ❤ x2
- Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 Dildo (reworked Whipspider Rubberworks Jellyfish)
- Uberrime Lilliput ☺
- Uberrime Night King (x3)☺🎨
- Uberrime Praesto
- Uberrime Primo, Maxime, Optimo
- Uberrime Sensi vaginal plug x4
- Uberrime Splendid handmade dual-density dildo, original ❤ x4
- Uberrime Splendid, size small & size large
- Uberrime Supero dual-density dildo ❤❤❤
- Uberrime Xenuphora Tentacle 🎨 (pic in this vibe review)
- Uberrime Xenus
- Uberrime Uberous
- Uberrime Uno
- Velvet Thruster Jackie
- Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy = (MY FAVORITE)
- Velvet Thruster Walter self-thrusting anal bead dildo
- Vixen Creations Large Realistic Bent
- Vixen Creations VixSkin Johnny ☺
- Vixen Creations VixSkin Maverick
- Vixen Creations VixSkin Mustang ❤
- Vixen Creations VixSkin Ranger
- XR Brands Thump It 7″
- Zalo Sweet Magic Desire thrusting pulsator
Vibrators
- Bellesa Aurora
- Bellesa Nirvana
- Blush Exposed Nocturnal Lipstick Vibe ☺
- Blush Hop Rave Rabbit & Cottontail gyrating rabbit vibes
- Blush Lush Iris clit-pulsing rabbit
- Blush Impressions vibrating dildos: N1–N5 ❤❤❤
- Blush Noje G Slim G-spot vibe
- Blush Noje W3. mini wand
- Blush Noje W4. mid-sized wand
- Blush Wellness G Curve ❤❤❤
- BMS Commotion Cha Cha thrusting rabbit
- BMS Essential Bullet super-affordable bullet ❤
- BMS Leaf Spirit remote panty vibe
- BMS Naked Addiction Rotating Vibrator
- BMS PalmPower Extreme ❤❤❤
- BMS PalmPower Rechargeable
- BMS Pillow Talk Flirty bullet vibe
- BMS Pillow Talk Sassy G-spot vibe ❤❤❤❗
- BMS Swan Wand
- BMS Wonderlust Serenity G-spot vibe
- CalExotics Orange County Cutie thrusting/flicking rabbit
- CalExotics Tremble Tease
- Cloud 9 Power Touch bullet with remote
- Dame Arc
- Doc Johnson iVibe iRipple rolling vibe
- Dorr Silker G-spot vibe
- Doxy Die Cast
- Doxy Number 3R
- FemmeFunn Booster Bullet
- FemmeFunn Essenza Rabbit
- FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet ☺
- FemmeFunn Ultra Wand ❤
- FT London/ Gvibe Gjack 2 squishy, ridged insertable vibrator
- Fun Factory Big Boss Black Line ❤❤❤
- Fun Factory Queen G
- Fun Factory Volta fluttering vibe ☹️
- Happy Rabbit Dual Density
- Happy Rabbit Thrusting
- Hustler remote control bullet panty vibe ☹️
- Hot Octopuss Amo rumbly bullet
- Inmi/XR Brands Shegasm clit-suction vibe w/ attachments
- Jopen Key Comet II Wand G-spot vibe
- Jopen Pave Vivian G-spot vibe
- Lelo Mona 2 G-spot/clit vibe
- Lelo Soraya 2 Wave
- Le Wand Chrome Grand Bullet metal bullet vibe
- Le Wand full-size wand vibe
- Lovehoney Desire Luxury Ribbed sparkly clit vibe ☹️
- Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Thrusting Dual Stimulator
- Lovense Domi 1 & Domi 2 wands
- Lovense Lush 2 smart remote control vaginal vibe
- Magic Wand Plus ❤❤❤❗
- Magic Wand Rechargeable ❤❤❤❗
- Maia Harmonie dual-stim vibe
- Maia Lola twisty bullet
- Mystic Wand
- NS Novelties Inya Twister Rotating & Vibrating Dildo
- NS Novelties Luxe Electra and Princess Bullet Vibes ❤❤❤
- Nu Sensuelle Geminii XLR8 G-spot vibe
- Nu Sensuelle Point Plus bullet with textured silicone sleeves
- Nu Sensuelle Remote Control Pleasure Panty (with Joie Bullet)
- OhMiBod Esca 2 app-controlled vibe ❤
- O-Wand
- Pure Romance Euforia V39 Luxe $1,000 vibrator
- Romp Wave and Romp Flip
- Satisfyer Vibes Master
- Screaming O Charged Vooom bullet ☺
- Sola Cue G-spot vibe (discontinued, replaced by Wellness G Curve!) ❤
- Sportsheets Sincerely Peace Vibe
- Strange Bedfellas Tentacle ❤ and Dragon Claw sleeves for We-Vibe Tango
- Svakom Ella
- Svakom Elva
- A pile of Tantus silver bullets
- Toyfriend Tickler Choosy G-spot vibe
- VeDO Bam bullet vibe
- VeDO Wanda cordless waterproof wand
- We-Vibe Chorus wearable dual-stimulating vibe ❤
- We-Vibe Moxie magnetic panty vibe
- We-Vibe Nova 2 ❤❤❤
- We-Vibe Sync wearable dual-stimulating vibe
- We-Vibe Tango
- We-Vibe Wand ❤
- Womanizer Duo ❤❤❤
- Zalo Hero flippy-tongued clitoral vibe
- Zalo Queen Set: G-spot vibe w/ pulsating tip plus clit stimulating nozzle ☹️
Air Pulsation Clit Stimulators
- Blush Lush Iris Thrusting Rabbit & air pulsation stimulator
- Inmi/XR Brands Shegasm clit-suction vibe w/ attachments
- Lelo Sona & Sona Cruise
- Lelo Sona 2 & Sona 2 Cruise ❤
- Romp Shine, Free, & Switch discount Womanizers
- Satisfyer Luxury Prêt-à-Porter & High Fashion
- Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation ☹️
- Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration
- Vedo Suki
- We-Vibe Melt ❤❤❤❗
- Womanizer Classic
- Womanizer Duo ❤❤❤
- Womanizer Liberty ❤
- Womanizer Premium
- (Lovehoney X) Womanizer Pro 40
- Womanizer Starlet 2
- Tracy’s Dog “Clitoral Suction Vibrator” (BOOO!)
Butt Plugs, Non-Dildo Prostate Toys, Misc. Anal
- Aneros Eupho Trident ☺ and Eupho Syn
- A-Play Rimmer & A-Play Thrust plugs by Doc Johnson
- Blush Avant Pride P5
- Blush Luxe Explore plug
- Blush “Do Me Now” Candy Heart Naughty Plug
- Blush Performance Prostimulator 02
- Blush Performance Plus Drive rimming plug
- B-Vibe Snug Plug 1 & 2 ☺
- B-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite Remote-Controlled Butt Plug
- CalExotics Silicone Anal Exerciser Kit
- Doc Johnson Mood Naughty Trainer Kit
- Fuze Arrow and Fuze Pleasure Plug 2
- Njoy Pure Plug, small ❤❤❤
- Oxballs Ergo Super Soft smoke, small
- Oxballs Ergo Blueballs, small & medium
- Oxballs Honcho 2 chode plug ❤
- Pleasure Forge Roc’s Egg
- Rosebuds stainless steel plug w/ Swarovski jewel
- SquarePegToys Blunt Plug S5
- SquarePegToys Egg Plugs, SuperSoft Bronze & Firmer Black ❤
- SquarePegToys Happy Hour S6
- Tantus Perfect Plug Kit
- Vedo Bump Plus remote plug
- Vedo Quaker Plus anal beads
- Velvet Thruster Walter
- XR Thunderplug Vibrating Thrusting Butt Plug
Thrusters and Pulsators
- BMS Naked Addiction Thrusting Dildo
- Evolved Novelties Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine
- FemmeFunn Cadenza
- Fun Factory Stronic G pulsator ❤
- Fun Factory Stronic Real pulsator ❤
- Fun Factory Stronic Surf pulsator ☺
- Maia Max thruster ☺
- NS Novelties Inya Deep Stroker thrusting vibrator
- Pipedream Thrust-Her
- POWER BANGER sex machine, Kink by Doc Johnson ❗❗❗
- Velvet Thruster Jackie
- Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy = (huge FAVE)
- Velvet Thruster Walter
- XR Thump It
- XR Thunderplug Vibrating Thrusting Butt Plug
- Zalo King
- Zalo Sweet Magic Desire
Penis Toys
- Blush Performance Plus 9″ and 10″ silicone extenders
- Blush VS4 silicone cock rings
- Boneyard Cock Rings
- Doc Johnson Optimale vibrating cock ring ☹️
- Hot Octopuss Pocket Pulse vibrating penis stroker
- Lovehoney double vibrating cock ring
- Oxballs Balls-T Ball Stretcher (oh god it’s so squishy ☺)
- Oxballs Morph
- Screaming O Charged Skooch cock ring with fins ❤❤❤
- Tantus C-Sling ☹️
- Tantus Super Soft C-Rings, normal and vibrating
- Vedo Roq
- VixSkin Holster
- We-Vibe Pivot
Toy Mounts and Other Misc. Toys
- Blush Wellness Kegel Ball Trainer Kit & Dilator Kit
- Flexbang dildo positioning aid
- Fun Factory Bück Dich dildo paddle
- Fun Factory Fun Cups size B (menstrual cups) ☹️
- Geeky Sex Toys Dragon Egg Gag
- The Layer waterproof shield blanket ❤❤❤
- Liberator Wing toy mount ❤
- Lust Arts double-sided silicone suction cups, all sizes ❤
- New York Toy Collective Double-Sided Silicone Suction Cup
- Power Banger sex machine Extender Kit
- Sportsheets Edge spreader bar & cuffs
- Sportsheets Sex in the Shower Silicone Slapper
- Sportsheets silicone lips
- Sportsheets velcro thigh harness
- Strange Bedfellas Emme Eggs
- Strange Bedfellas O-Toppers and Z-Toppers Magic Wand heads
- Tantus suction cup attachment ☺
- T.O.M. (The Other Man) v.2 plastic suction cup dildo mount
- UVee Home Play ultraviolet cleaner
- VixSkin Holster used as a dildo enlarger
Found your site today and I am loving all the information–your reviews are well written and I am positive they will help me find the right toy for me. Great job!
Thank you, Elena!!! I really appreciate that you took the time to comment; sometimes I wonder if anyone’s getting anything out of my reviews. I hope you do find just the right toy(s) for *you*.
Does anybody have any promo codes for shevibe
No, SheVibe doesn’t do discount codes. The closest thing is their deals & clearance page here.
That’s a fair amount of dildoes!
🙂 Thanks for the tips on what to avoid. It helps narrow down the ‘oh I think I want that toy’ list. 🙂
Definitely, it’s always my goal to say what kinds of preferences every toy might not work for! You’re welcome!
I cant seem to find a clitoral suction toy in your box
Link to Satisfyer Pro 2 is down at the bottom—but it’s mostly a thought piece about how this kind of toy *does not* work for my body!
Hi Felicity!
I see Lelo Soraya 2 Wave on your list. Any thoughts on how it compares to the We-Vibe Nova 2?
Thanks:)
Hi! I think the Soraya Wave’s rolling “wave” motion on the shaft is interesting. It’s like an intriguing curiosity. Overall, it’s less orgasmic for me than simply thrusting the Nova 2’s softer silicone shaft (to rub it against my G-spot). Most of all, the Soraya Wave 2’s clitoral stimulating arm is frankly annoying, with very little adjustability. Feels like a twig that’s poking me in the wrong place.
Like all Lelo products IMO, the Soraya Wave 2’s price is inflated: We-Vibe & Womanizer are luxury toys for sure, but Lelo toys tend to cost 30% more (than comparable We-Vibe) AND are generally less ergonomic / harder to control AND have weaker motors.
I’m sure you’ve gathered I would not buy the Soraya Wave (1 or 2) for myself or a friend.
Awesome info, thank you!! 💜 Price was definitely a factor… I’m not much for the “luxury” toys and some rabbit vibes aren’t proportioned to fit me either.
Guess I’ll stick to the cordless Wand and Sassy for now. Maybe and Njoy plug instead.
Thanks again☺️
Didn’t see your RealCock2 listed under your dildo collection. I should be getting the Rockwell and day now. Hope I didn’t order something sub par to the BMS dual density.
Use the site search! I have a full review of the RealCock 2 and have mentioned it other reviews and built a realistic dildo guide around it as well.
Thank you for reading!
What does the bushing emoji mean? It is not listed in the key
Hey, thanks for visiting!
I have no idea, I haven’t updated this page in years, having moved onto a favorites page and a guide index, ooops! Which toy name are you seeing the blushing emoji by? I don’t see it!