Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating, Squirting Dildo Review

Now that I own a dildo sword, I figure, why not a dildo squirt gun too???

The Big Shot Squirting Dildo by Evolved Novelties is the simplest “squirt gun” option on the US market that’s body-safe. Many less-hygienic options exist, but silicone ejaculating dildos have lagged far behind. And when I’m making a toy shoot fluids into me, then hell yes, I want it to be sanitizable and fit for long-term use.Evolved Big Shot Squirting Dildo Silicone Vibrating Ejaculating Dildo featured

Initially, I figured that the body-safe material would be the Big Shot Dildo’s only real selling point—that the squirting function would fall flat, or the vibrating motor would be seriously mediocre.

It turns out, they’re both good. Pretty damn good, even, in the case of the motor.

Vibrations

I had a NO WAY moment of shock and disbelief when I turned on this Evolved dildo’s vibrating function and felt that it was rumbly. This is no small feat in any vibrating dildo, much less in one that also squirts automatically.

Big Shot’s vibes are strong enough that this dildo could easily fit into my best G-spot vibes ranking, right behind the Jopen toys. Especially Big Shot’s first speed, which I’d give an 8/10 for vibration depth (rumbliness) and a 5/10 for power. By the third (and final) steady speed,1 Big Shot is decidedly less rumbly, but the power level is nothing to sneeze at.

It may not be my absolute favorite G-spot vibrator—a truly high honor—but it is solid,2 vibration-quality-wise. And it’s USB rechargeable and waterproof too.

Squirting

But we’re all really here for the squirting effect, right?

And this toy does it automatically, with the press of a button. This is unique among body-safe ejaculating dildos because all other options use silicone tubing—commonly called a “cum tube”—to deliver fluids. Then, you have to either push down on a luer-lock syringe’s plunger (à la Bad Dragon & other fantasy toys) or squeeze the silicone bulb attached to the tubing (à la POP by Semenette). That means you have to deal with the tubing hanging out of the toy—potentially frustrating if you’re prone to jerking your dildos fast or if you’re wearing the toy in a harness.

Evolved Novelties Big Shot Silicone Vibrating Ejaculating Dildo reservoir water fill

Remove this screw-on cap to fill the fluid reservoir.

But the Big Shot Squirting Dildo’s press-button ejaculation is so incredibly simple. It’s easy to make the toy cum. Plus cleaning is convenient! You just open the fluid compartment, rinse,  shake out the remaining water, then leave the seal off so it’ll air-dry. Compared to sanitizing POP by Semenette, Big Shot is literally ten times less work.

When you hit the squirt button, Big Shot will ejaculate at full force for about three seconds, with the stream trailing off at the end. It makes me happy that this mirrors the average duration of a real-life ejaculation. Just like the dildo’s size, it’s not exaggerated.

If I’m using Big Shot in bed, a towel will easily catch the amount of fluid that comes out; I’ve used both tap water and water-based lube. (You could also use hybrid lube for a creamy, cum-like effect.) I like water because I can feel it really drip down my labia after I make the toy get off.

IMO, Big Shot is the most fun in the shower! That’s where it’s squirt-gun quality is best, because I can keep filling and refilling the reservoir. My sense of humor is so mature that I grin and/or giggle every time I hit the “squirt” button and watch the fluid shoot out. See the vibes plus ejaculation in action in my hand here:

Once Big Shot’s reservoir is empty, it makes a loud sound if you continue holding down the cum button. I call it the “ejaculation siren.” The noise isn’t ideal, but because I’m a pro at drowning out loud sex toy sounds, I think it’s very worth the price of not having to deal with cum tubing.

The Silicone

The Big Shot Squirting Dildo’s shaft feels hard, testing in at around 30A shore durometer. Plus the mechanical core ensures that it won’t bend. At all. The thin layer of silicone is firm like NS Novelties Colours Pleasures toys. This is a dildo that provides real pressure—especially because of the forward curve. It’s the most common shape for realistic silicone dildos: bent forward and with a noticeable corona, for G-spot or prostate stim.Evolved Novelties Big Shot Silicone Vibrating Ejaculating Dildo close up

As a fan of softer, more realistic silicone dildos, I think Big Shot’s hardness can be too intense in some situations—especially when I’ve tried to use it suction-cupped. I definitely wouldn’t let a partner use it on me, in a harness or otherwise.

But I am very pleased with the PU (body-safe polyurethane) coating on Big Shot’s silicone. It’s a silky feel that I’ve enjoyed before, because it minimizes drag when you’re moving the toy around. I can thrust fast without reapplying lube!

The Suction Cup

At first I thought Big Shot’s suction cup was a total fail, when I tried sticking it to my nightstand. But then I started using Big Shot in the shower and discovered that the small suction cup holds better when it’s slightly wet. It’ll create a seal with very smooth surfaces like the side of your bathtub that way.

Still, in the scheme of body-safe dildos with built-in suction cups, Big Shot isn’t one of the heavy hitters. The suction cup itself is fairly small, and it’s not concave enough—because of the fluid reservoir underneath—to hold Big Shot’s full weight upright.

Overall Thoughts

The Evolved Novelties Big Shot is a big deal because it’s the only realistic squirting dildo that’s body-safe and ejaculates automatically. Just push Big Shot’s ejaculate button and it cums—no need to press in a syringe plunger in, or squeeze hard on a bulb. And at $70 right now at SheVibe, it’s less than half the price of POP by the Semenette or the Doc Johnson Drencher ($150 each).

I expected Big Shot’s motor to be weak, but it’s actually quite rumbly on the first speed, and has a good amount of power overall!

Big Shot’s fluid reservoir is easy to fill, and it’s even simpler to make the dildo squirt. I literally checked the toy’s instructions three times to make sure it was waterproof, and it is—so I’ve enjoyed taking Big Shot into the shower and making the most of its squirt-gun effect there. It’s maximum wetness.

The biggest downside for me is that the silicone—though it has a nice, silky coating—is pretty firm. Plus the hard core makes Big Shot straight as a rod. Its look is realistic, but its firmness is not. If you like hard pressure during penetration, then Big Shot will be more your style.

You can get your own Big Shot here!

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  1. And of course there are 7 patterns—which I only cycle through, quickly, because I’m in the “patterned vibe haters” camp 95% of the time. ☺
  2. Both literally and figuratively; more on that later.

One thought on “Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating, Squirting Dildo Review

  1. Cdmyno

    April 3, 2019 at 5:05am

    Fantastic review, I’m so happy you liked it because I totally want one! ☺☺

  2. Ellie Peaches

    April 11, 2019 at 7:51am

    I have one on the way! I CAN NOT wait. All the Evolved toys I own I really, really like, so I can’t wait to add this to my collection.

  3. BR

    May 7, 2019 at 10:57am

    Thanks for the complete review.

  4. Sally

    October 16, 2019 at 1:14pm

    How do you clean the inside tubing? I don’t want to have bacteria lingering in there.

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      Felicity

      October 16, 2019 at 3:28pm

      There is no tubing. See my demo for exactly how the ejaculation function works! You can sanitize the inner channel by pouring 10% bleach-water solution or 70% isopropyl alcohol through, then rinsing with water and letting air-dry.

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