Lovehoney Desire Luxury Weighted Curved Dildo Review

When you’re a sex toy reviewer—especially a picky one like I am—you sometimes have to make compromises. Before I got my Lovehoney Desire Luxury Weighted Curved Dildo, I assumed it would be one of those compromises. The concept attracted me because it was so unique—there are no other weighted dildos with a silicone finish out there!¹ But I figured the toy’s shape wouldn’t fit my very particular anatomy (even if it might work well for other, less-judgy folks).

Just how picky are my bits? Well, I’ve turned down all kinds of sex toys. I almost rejected the Fun Factory Stronic G Pulsator ($200 price tag!) when I was asked to review it. I expressed my uncertainty about the new Womanizer toy to a retailer last week. I even shrugged and said, “Eh” when the inventor of the Njoy Pure Wand himself told me face-to-face that I should take his toy, just to see if I liked it. (I then thought better of that decision—it took me a month to change my mind!)

But with the Lovehoney Desire Luxury Weighted Curved Dildo, I figured, “What the hell, might as well see how good the G-spot stim is, because it’s different.” And I’m drawn to new and interesting ideas.²

Fast-forward a week: I took the Desire Weighted Curved Dildo out of its box, and I was still skeptical. The thin cardboard case was a little crushed, but inside it, there was a nice leathery storage pouch—and of course the dildo. I’d committed to this toy, so I had work to do. I had to fuck it, then write about the experience.

Side 1: The Flat One

Everything changed when I put the Desire Weighted Curved Dildo into my vagina. I might be judgmental, but I always admit when I’m wrong. And I was wrong in my assumptions about this dildo. The shape—which I guessed would be bland, cuz I’m used to toys with dotted ridges, and suckers, and spirals—turned out to be spot-on.

I never lose interest when I’m using this toy. The curve and the flat head are stellar. As much as the Desire Luxury Weighted Curved Dildo’s dull name makes me yawn, I can’t argue with how the toy slides right up in and finds my G-spot. It caresses that super-sensitive section of my vag, right above the pubic bone, without poking or being overwhelming.

The flat end is thin, just barely over an inch across—a good G-spotting width for many people. But I generally have larger tastes, so I was surprised at how satisfying the Desire Weighted Curved Dildo feels when I gently, steadily thrust it. I’m sure there’s one major reason for this besides the shape: the added weight.

The Weight: How Much of an Impact?

The Desire Weighted Curved Dildo’s shape isn’t totally unheard-of: the flat side, the one I like so much, reminds me a lot of the Lelo Ella. But the Ella is a plain dildo, while the Weighted Curved Dildo is…weighted. (Also curved, believe it or not!) At 11.4 ounces on my scale, the toy is around 50% heavier than a pure silicone dildo of the same size. In fact, the Desire Weighted Curved Dildo is almost exactly the same weight (just 3 grams/0.1 oz. more) heavier than a Fun Factory Stronic G Pulsator (my review here), which has magnets inside to propel its thrusting motion.

But compared to the Njoy Pure Wand—that stainless steel legend that I spent literally years refusing to try—the Desire Weighted Curved Dildo is a lightweight. The Pure Wand is a single gram off from being double the Desire Weighted Curved Dildo’s bulk: 650g (1 lb., 6.9 oz.) for the Pure Wand vs. 324g (11.4 oz.) for the Desire dildo. (See my tips on dealing with the Pure Wand’s weight here, tho!)

In practical terms, this means that the Desire Weighted Curved Dildo is much easier on the wrist if you like quick thrusts, serious rocking motion, or any kind of movement that lasts more than a few minutes! Of course, the lesser weight means that folks who want really serious pressure will probably find the Pure Wand more up their alley. I personally think the trade-off—less pressure for less wrist strain—is worth it most days. The Desire Weighted Curved Dildo still provides firm G-spot stimulation, and a noticeable amount of weight, without overwhelming my forearm.

The weight does feel heavier on the broad side—the one I use less often.

Side 2: The Thicker One

At about 1.3″ across, vs. the flat side’s 1″, this end of the Desire Weighted Curved Dildo has more volume, so it can hold more weight inside. When I first started testing this toy, I tried side 2 first because I thought I’d enjoy the larger size. And I do enjoy the heft of it, how it’s wider and heavier than side 1. But…and there is a definite “but” for me….I quickly switched back to side 1 because there’s a vertical side running down the middle of side 2. It’s hard to see in photos, but that ridge is the focal point for all the pressure from the Desire Weighted Curved Dildo’s thick end.

Many G-spot owners love this kind of focused pressure—but it irritates me. My own G-spot is all about the flat head on the other side. I had to force myself to return to side 2 several times during the testing process, just to give it another chance, and over and over again my body told me it wasn’t for me. Basically, my vagina cried out for the flat head of side 1.

I really believe that G-spot stimulation preference is like clitoral in that some peeps like it focused, some like it broad, and some can roll either way. The Desire Weighted Curved Dildo’s two-ended shape is handy because it gives the user both options in one toy.

Overall Thoughts

I’m still surprised by how enthusiastic I am about the Lovehoney Desire Weighted Curved Dildo. The flat head seems perfectly engineered to wrap around my pubic bone and rub against my G-spot. I find myself wishing I had an eager partner who could just gently thrust this thing in and out of me for half an hour at a time, till it was so much that I had to stop. (I may be an expert on lazy, self-thrusting and hands-free dildo options! ☺)

Usually I’m all about the softer silicone and the dual density dildos, so sometimes I have to remind myself to slow down and enjoy the gentle massage rather than thrusting like crazy. At whatever speed you want to use the Desire Weighted Curved Dildo, the silicone has a silky matte finish that lets it glide smoothly (with lube, always use lube).

And as an additional perk, the included storage pouch—which I thought I’d never use—has turned out to be really useful. You know, like for all those times when I’m sitting at my computer desk with a weighted dildo and I get too engrossed in writing about the toy to put it away before my family comes walking in. Then the zippered, leathery case is super discreet, almost like a pencil case or small makeup bag!

So I will admit it: I was wrong about you, Desire Luxury Weighted Curved Dildo. I may have a hard time remembering your full name, but you’re great for me, and I apologize.

You can pick one of these dildos up here at Lovehoney US, or see the same toy at: Lovehoney Canada, Lovehoney UK, or Lovehoney EU.

My thanks to Lovehoney for sending me this toy in exchange for my honest review. I always tell my readers when something does not work for me or when I think it’s badly designed. If you want to support my writing, you can make your next sex toy purchase—whatever it is—by clicking through my affiliate links and then buying. (Doing so costs you absolutely nothing!)

1. Though there are the b-Vibe Snug Plugs, a similar concept in butt plug form.
2. Even if they often don’t work out for me: I took a chance with the Fun Factory Volta and it turns out I fucking hate the flappy, pinpoint stimulation its “beak” produces; it bears no resemblance to any human tongue, ever. That said, this toy works great for others, especially folks who aren’t terrified of the Zumio like I am!