When a dual-density toy works, it works. Basically, Uberrime Dildos’ Splendid Dildo has knocked my socks off. As much as I love silicone dildos, finding the right dual-density one for me hasn’t always been a smooth road. Maybe the outer silicone layer was too squishy to give me the…
The Jellyfish 2.0 Silicone Dildo by Uberrime is a dildo reincarnation: a sea creature floating up from the depths of time. The original Jellyfish was the brainchild of a small indie operation called Whipspider Rubberworks. When Whipspider closed about five years ago, the Jellyfish was…
Ridges and dots and plates, oh my—plus foreskin and balls. BMS Factory’s “Tom” silicone suction cup dildo is an interesting mix of the fantasy and realistic dildo worlds. (In that way, it reminds me of a couple Uberrime dildos I recently reviewed: the Night King,…
I’ve overlooked silicone vibe sleeves in the past—basically, these toys are smaller dildos that you can use either for external or vaginal stimulation. But I’m glad that changed recently, when Strange Bedfellas offered to send me two of their three vibe-holding prototypes along with my…
I’ve been admiring Strange Bedfellas’ fantastical creations for the last six months, so I was excited when the shop owner, Meesh, asked me to choose any dildo to review in honor of Strange Bedfellas’ first shop anniversary. Of course I picked a Tyv, Strange Bedfellas’…
Helios the Sun God dildo by Uberrime consistently makes me wonder whether my next-door neighbors can hear me screaming. It’s a toy that I never swap out for another once I start using it, because it’s basically everything I ever wanted in a textured dildo. Helios…
The Night King dildo by Uberrime has a name that’s sexy AF. It sounds so dark, and mysterious, and powerful. An obvious reference to the undead Game of Thrones villain, the original Night King dildo has a stunning marbled color scheme that makes me imagine…
There are no other dragon dildos out there anymore, as far as I’m concerned. This Dragon by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is the ultimate fire-breathing beast. I may sound like I’m repeating myself here: I said something similar in my Bad Dragon Flint review. And I…
