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Review: John Thomas Toys, Diablo’s Finger & Slinky Santiago Large Dildos

June 29, 2021 by Felicity
John Thomas Toys review silicone fantasy dildos Devil's Finger & Slinky Santiago

Polished, John Thomas Toys’ silicone dildos are. John Thomas is a United Kingdom-based fantasy sex toy maker with lots of toys options, in lots of sizes; tailored toward the …

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Review: Uberrime Splendid Vita Soft Silicone Dildo

November 15, 2020November 12, 2020 by Felicity
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Gorgeous and soft, the Uberrime Splendid Vita dildo is rocking everything that silicone marbling can be. Its two colors swirl in the most feathery way. Whether you’re a sex …

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Love Smiths Review: Troll Dildo & Dwarf Masturbator Fantasy Silicone

January 14, 2021October 10, 2020 by Felicity
Love Smiths Review Fantasy Silicone

A very fantastical new sex toy maker has caught my attention: they’re called the Love Smiths! Look at these guys ⬆️⬆️, aren’t the colors spectacular? The Love Smiths’ sex …

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Review: Demon Dildo, Strange Bedfellas Batou Large

October 14, 2021August 24, 2020 by Felicity
Demon dildo Strange Bedfellas Batou Large

Batou by Strange Bedfellas is horn-y…literally. This demon dildo is fantasy art, handmade and beautifully devilish. Spikes, horns, and two head ridges… plus twisting veins, and BIG balls. So …

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SquarePegToys Dildo Review: Feat. Nathan, SuperSoft Bronze Silicone

May 12, 2022May 17, 2020 by Felicity
SquarePegToys Nathan SuperSoft Bronze dildo review

The Nathan dildo by SquarePegToys *inspires* me. So simple, yet so good. I keep wondering, “WHY did I not own this years ago?!? What could I have been thinking?!?” …

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Review: Oxballs Dildo, Buddy in Blueballs Silicone

April 10, 2020April 4, 2020 by Felicity
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Oxballs Review: Buddy Dildo Behold Buddy, a beautiful blue bulk o’ super-soft silicone. In Oxballs’ signature Blueballs color, the Buddy dildo is a toy that I’d want in my …

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