The Anaconda Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys slides right in… Slithers… Positively wriggles its way into my ass. This pointy-tipped dildo is super-soft, and delightfully smooth—with just a hint of texture, and a ridge that pulls but doesn’t impose. I get the serpentine naming, because…
Luzarte’s Polka Dot Jollet Dildo is a prime example of “orgasm art.” It’s the kind of toy where, if you tweet a pic showing a shelf full of literally a hundred dildos, someone will hone in on JOLLET ONLY and ask what it is. Together…
I love a thick dick that’s not too long. So I had to go for the Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys, in original size. This lifecast cock is just under 2 maximum thickness and 5 inches long. That’s the 17th percentile…
At 11 o’clock on a Friday night, Geeky Sex Toys’ Drodong dragon dildo was rubbing its pointy head against the back wall of my vagina. The big, slick ridge down Drodong’s lower back massaged the hell out of my clit as I thrust. I pushed…
Looking for a wearable dildo? I gotchu! Well, Uberrime does, to be exact: this indie toymaker’s Sensi is a small dildo/vaginal plug. It’s odd that I’ve never reviewed a vag plug before—because I rarely meet a sex toy that I don’t want to put in…
Nick Capra by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a beast of a dildo—one I was eager to review, because it’s all about that stretch. Hankey’s Toys dildos are known for their girth—some are so large that they may make your eyes water. In Hankey’s trademark 75%…
Game of Thrones…it’s hard NOT to get caught up in the drama. Sometimes sexy and sometimes sadistic, but always thrilling, this epic saga of has inspired a myriad of merchandise—so why not add body-safe Game of Thrones sex toys to the list??? I may be…
I was skeptical about the Uberrime Amo Dildo’s heart-shaped head when I first saw it. Would it feel comfortable? And would the G-spot stimulation be consistent enough, with that gap in the middle of the ridge? Amo has two traditional G-spot/P-spot dildo traits: a forward…
