Gorgeous and soft, the Uberrime Splendid Vita dildo is rocking everything that silicone marbling can be. Its two colors swirl in the most feathery way. Whether you’re a sex toy collector or you just want a comfortable go-to dildo, the Uberrime Splendid Vita makes sense.…
A very fantastical new sex toy maker has caught my attention: they’re called the Love Smiths! Look at these guys ⬆️⬆️, aren’t the colors spectacular? The Love Smiths’ sex toys are super craft-wise too: they’re polished, blemish-free, soft and yielding platinum silicone. This Love Smiths…
Batou by Strange Bedfellas is horn-y…literally. This demon dildo is fantasy art, handmade and beautifully devilish. Spikes, horns, and two head ridges… plus twisting veins, and BIG balls. So fun in general, and (as an ex-clergy wife), I have to admit I love anything with…
The Nathan dildo by SquarePegToys *inspires* me. So simple, yet so good. I keep wondering, “WHY did I not own this years ago?!? What could I have been thinking?!?” My relationship with Nathan is primal: this is a toy that makes me come hard, makes…
Oxballs Review: Buddy Dildo Behold Buddy, a beautiful blue bulk o’ super-soft silicone. In Oxballs’ signature Blueballs color, the Buddy dildo is a toy that I’d want in my sex toy collection just to look at. This Oxballs review gonna include lots of pics, so…
The Anaconda Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys slides right in… Slithers… Positively wriggles its way into my ass. This pointy-tipped dildo is super-soft, and delightfully smooth—with just a hint of texture, and a ridge that pulls but doesn’t impose. I get the serpentine naming, because…
Luzarte’s Polka Dot Jollet Dildo is a prime example of “orgasm art.” It’s the kind of toy where, if you tweet a pic showing a shelf full of literally a hundred dildos, someone will hone in on JOLLET ONLY and ask what it is. Together…
I love a thick dick that’s not too long. So I had to go for the Mr. Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels dildo, in original size. This lifecast cock is just under 2 maximum thickness and 5 inches long. That’s the 17th percentile for length but…
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