Fantasy Grinders List – Handmade & Artisan Silicone Toys

The following fantasy grinder toys for clitoral stimulation are crafted from platinum silicone, by independent artisan makers.

Many are “fantasy” grinder shapes—tentacles predominating, and occasional dragons. Some are abstract dots or spikes. Others are humanoid vulvas with a fantasy twist, like “mermaids”; or humpable phalluses. Then we have flowers to rub off on, and the list continues!

Some fantasy grinders include a vibrator slot, a hole that you can put small “bullet vibrators” inside. I’ve marked vibrator slot possibilities with a⚡. Most fantasy makers are U.S.-based; others are noted with UK, Australia, or Sweden. Please email me at phalrev@gmail.com if you know of any 100% silicone grinders this list is missing!

Fantasy Grinders

All the fantastical textures & shapes:

• Xymon tentacly grinders in 3 sizes/styles by Strange Bedfellas. The small is most tentacular; the large has the most raised texture.
• Uncover Creations has 3 tentacle shapes (⚡option), including my personal fave, the O.G. Tentacle Grinder, due to its smaller suckers & wealth of tendrils. UK.
• Paladin Pleasure (PP Sculptors) Calypso is mermaid-themed, with open channel.
• Xenocat Artifacts Cyerce is a long, thin grinder (3 possible sizes), meant for rubbing up-and-down and possibly wearing in underwear.
• Fantasy Grove Sagittigera is a scaled pair of breasts.
• Uncover Dragon Grinder with many raised plates; and Magic Pendant grinder. Their “The Maw” fanged dracula-creature, pictured ⬆️above. UK.
• Odyssey Creations has tentacles, dragons, and witches cauldron w/ tentacles. UK.
• Something Squishy’s Trilobite is a palm-sized ancient critter w/ a wealthy of textured lines.
• Phoenix Flame has Benedict the Cockatrice with very-textured grinder base; they state, “Although this model does feature a little bit of shaft just starting to peek out, this is considered more of a bonus feature than a ‘proper’ dildo.”
• DarquePath has tentacles, a spider, a ribcage-like grinder, skull, dragon skull, snakes, and more fantasy grinders. Australia. 7-week turn-around for not-in-stock customs.
• Factory-D: a “Symbiotic” grinder that’s customizable for order in 00-30, 00-31 Near Clear, or 00-50 Shore & your choice of colors.
• Gelatinous Creations Pelagio has several tentacly elements, with 1 feeler raised over an opening below. Available in 2 sizes, and lots of bright rainbow currently.
• Kraken Monster Lab (Australia) has a lacy skull kinda grinder, Morrigan.
• Erotic Effect (New Zealand) has Ecthir, a “viper-esque grindable dragon maw” fantasy grinder.
• Pris Toys’ Tribble (⚡ hole) has fantasy-esque textures (and of course the Star Trek-inspired name!), and includes a slot for a bullet vibrator. 5A Shore (not super-soft).

Vulva & Phallic grinders

These semi-fantasy grinder toys resemble human labia & clits or human phalluses (dicks!) laid flatter for grinding on:

• Uncover Synstyl is like labia to the max. Lots of them (pictured above).⚡option. UK.
• Raido by Twilight Meadow is a clit with a Prince Albert ring! Save 5% with code phal5.⚡vibe slot in some listings. Sweden.
• Darien the Merchant by Kudu Voodoo is a mini-penis with tons of foreskin & dragon-textured scrotum, plus lovely geometrical ridges leading up to the tip to rub all up on. Available in 2 sizes.
• Uberrime Labae, smaller heart-shaped vulva with a large, unhooded, very round clit.
• Kudu Voodoo also has Vulva Grinders and Lydia the Sea Beast shallow-penetrable grinder.
• Wicked Hunt’s Claudette is a “gargoyle” vulva with wings!
• Fantasy Grove Crow is a penis laid flat!
• Made to Were Zayn vulva with open hole & clit up top: comes in barbed or smooth.⚡in some listings.
• Something Squishy has Vinca the vulva grinder or squishy.
• Midnight Menagerie has Lernea the scaled vulva grinder. Australia.
• Wandering Bard’s Blight (custom order for small) is abstractly yonic.
• Love Smiths’ Qilin (2 different molds) models include a 1. mini-peen+balls and open hole, and 2. a yonic toy, both with many bumps. “Is it a grinder? Is it a miniature masturbator? Or a vibrator sleeve? …The answer is up to you.” France.
• Knotty Myths Toys has Ocypete, a T-dick look with nifty side textures!
• Calypso by PPSculptors🧜‍♀️ is yonic but with a “mermaid” fantasy grinder element!

Flowers & Other Representational

• Monstera Grinder by Faux Phallus is a gorgeously decorative leaf pattern. Australia (prices in Australian dollars).
• Dahlia by Faux Phallus is a very pretty flower, with tall petals. Australia.
• Sp0re Prints Fairy Ring grinders have mini mushrooms shooting up.
• Uberrime Rosae is a rose with a heart in center; or the Patulus is spikier in an awesome floral way.
• Manhattan Monstrosities has a floral (daises?) grinder with 1 flat bee over a honeycomb base.
• Uberrime Favo honeycomb grinder.
• Uncover Bathtub Grinder is shaped like a bathtub w/ big bubbles. ⚡option. UK.
• Pelle grinders include the Bundt Cake (which looks like a daisy IMO), Orange Slice, and Gummy Worm. Gummy-soft silicone with a silky, very thin firmer coat outside.
• Hankey’s Toys has a SCORPION Grinder, in two heights, found in both the realistic & fantasy dildos sections. It is a literal scorpion shape, with a plated ripply back to rub on! 😱

Abstract Grinder Toys

• Uncover Bubbles Grinder, ⬆️. Get it in the “Squishy Soft” silicone – I can finally enjoy many bumps in this gentler density.
• Fantasticocks Rubbies & Handies gotta lotta spikes, lines, and ripples!
• Pelle Dune, Whim, Wave, and Flex are nonrepresentational textures.
• Uberrime Fingo has a shallow hole that larger clits can penetrate.
• Uncover Spiked Grinder, whose name speaks for itself. UK.
• Uncover Swell has two waves with ripples.⚡option. UK.
• Godemiche has a Grind Pad with Spike, Wave, and Bubbles (raised dots) texture options. No Shore firmness disclosed, may not be super-soft.
• MFA (Monster Fuckers Anonymous) is a new shop with a Viscera grinder design, deep textured ridges.
• Wandering Bard Blight could be just abstracted ripples & dots, depending on how you interpret it.
• Pris Toys’ Tribble (⚡ hole) could be seen as nonrepresentational, too. 5A Shore—a bit firmer, so vibration travels best.
• Silc Arts has the Scrollwork grinder “inspired by Baroque scrollwork”! Available in 3 densities (0030, 0050, 10A firm).

Grinders with Penetrating Shaft

These grinders have a textured area outside for clit stimulation, plus a shaft to be inserted vaginally. They can be used without the shaft being inserted – you choose whether to put it in, versus just rubbing on it externally.

• Uncover’s got 7 insertable grinders now: Tentacle Grinder 4 & 5 have penetrating tentacles; the Maw & the Oni have curling tongues; while the Coral Keeper grinder has an insertable “horn”; and the Lunar Grinder is a …space tentacle?; plus the Petals Grinder is a bad-ass fantasy design.⚡options. UK.
• Odyssey Creations has the Kraken Grinder with swirling tentacles shaft (slimmer size), and Lor’dan III grinder with obelisk-type shaft. UK.
• Bat Bites’ Hemlock toys have lots of lil bumpy-bumps and insertable shafts.
• Tentickle Toys has a plug with tentacle-grinder base called Skwee. UK.
• VibePad3 is not an artisan super-soft grinder, but I’m sticking it in here anyway because it’s the only grind-pad vibrator with G-spot stimulator.
• Sinnovator has a 3-tentacle grinder where one lies flat for clit rubbing, a small one may be inserted, and a third one lies flat for perineal rubbing. In 2 firmness options, “medium-soft” (4A) and “medium” (10A). These are firmer than most fantasy options – perhaps get medium-soft if you like to really feel all the texture.

Grinder cock rings

The following shops make cock rings with an opening for a penis, then a textured surface for a clit to rub against.

• Uncover Tentacle Grinder c-ring. UK.
• Uncover Syntstyl vulva-esque c-ring. UK.
• Odyssey Tentacle ring has the biggest surface area to grind on. UK.
• Godemiche Grind Ring now has 9 texture options; scroll down to see photos of the different textures. UK. Unlike other makers, no Shore durometer disclosed.
• Darque Path has 2 rings, snakes or demon tentacles! Australia.

Soft buffers for strap-on harness

These non-representational grinders can be put on/against a dildo base inside a strap-on harness, to shield the wearer’s mound from hard impacts when they thrust fast.

• “Bumphers” by BananaPants wrap around dildo bases; they do provide a good buffer during hard thrusting, but they rest more against the pubic mound than near the clitoris—so for me, the Bumpher is not a “grinder” when worn in a harness, it’s a “buffer.” Bumphers are also firmer silicone than most fantasy options above; 2A Shore durometer for the Bumpher, vs. between 00-30 and 00-50 Shore (that’s about 0.5A) as the popular choices for indie toys.
• The Sili Saddle is also a harness bumper, with a strong raised ridge down the center, that you might put onto a dildo base and grind against more directly. Described as “incredibly soft, squishy and flexible”; no shore durometer disclosed.

Other Artisan & Fantasy Grinder References

See also: QueerMushroomForest has a long list-guide to all kinds of all-silicone grinding options, including cushions for strap-on harness play, and breast grinders. And, here’s a Twitter thread created Aug. 29, 2022, with pictures, and even more grinders (some may not be available now; let me know if there’s a great updated fantasy grinder thread, phalrev@gmail.com). And, Kelvin Sparks has a list of grinders with easy emoji categorization, and links to 2 reviews of fantasy grinder toys he owns, FtM perspective.

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