Scifi Erotics Zuklat Review
Scifi Erotics’ Zuklat the Dayneb alien dildo taught me a valuable lesson: I’m not, in fact, a size queen. Instead, I’m some kind of lesser size royalty, like a duchess …
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Review: Split Peaches Rivetor and Screw You Dildos
I first learned about Split Peaches because of their Unicorn Horns, of course, and I smiled and moved on. But then, as I was compiling my Silicone Dildo Firmness …
Tantus Vamp Super Soft Review
Tantus’ new Vamp Super Soft is everything I had hoped for from the original Vamp. This revamped Vamp still has an above-average-sized, nicely rounded head with a protruding coronal ridge, …
Shapely Toys Binate Review
For anyone interested in abstract, nonrepresentational dildos, I can’t recommend Shapely Toys enough. The designs are creative and unique, the service is fast, all toys are very reasonably priced, and customs …
Bondara Mr Realist Review
It’s bright-pink and incredibly tacky…and I can’t stop looking at it. If my computer desk weren’t clearly visible from the street, I’d probably stick here just so I could …
Tantus Alan O2 Dual-Density Realistic Dildo Review
I overlooked the Tantus Alan for a long time because it seemed unremarkable. Tantus’ marketing campaign for the toy, in fact, was “Meet the Guy Next Door,” because Alan—at …