Blooming Bliss — or is it? This semi viral Tiktok vibrator wears a “Happy.” badge on its spotted guacamole shell. It’s a “travel case”… that only half this sex toy set fits inside. Grab a plastic sandwich bag if you’re taking it on the go, since this Blooming Bliss Blush vibrator kit may fall apart:
The Run-Down:
Somewhat-cute toy set in pale avocado with cactus shell. Two super-buzzy vibrators included. Not powerful. Too expensive. Not waterproof.
$89.99 USD at Blush;
$49.99 at Peepshow Toys.
Pros & Cons
Pros
- USB-C rechargeable!
- Cutesy: Is it a cute… cactus? Kind of?
- Body-safe materials.
- 2 separate mini-vibrators.
Cons
- Almost $90 at Blush, for cheap-feeling vibration quality.
- Astonishingly buzzy (=high-pitched frequency). Irritating for average-to-sensitive users.
- Pinpoint stimulator is called a “wand,” but has low power.
- Claimed to be “travel-perfect,” but the cactus case falls apart when jostled. No storage container is included for the bullet vibrator & remote control.
- Neither vibrator is rated splashproof.
The Blooming Bliss by Blush is made of nonporous silicone & ABS plastic. It comprises 2 mini-vibrators: (A.) a “wand” that’s not a wand massager, it’s a pinpoint mini-toy with 2.6″ total length × 0.85″ diameter; and (B.) an “egg-bullet” mini bullet vibrator with 1.75″ length × 0.77″ diameter and a silicone cover that allows you to insert the bullet vibrator up to 3.75″ inside vaginally. It is not anal-safe. The bullet vibrator includes a remote control.
The Blooming Bliss Kit is not rated waterproof. It is USB-C rechargeable (both vibrators). The remote control takes a CR2032 battery, included.
Contents
My Review Criteria
All body-safe, zero BS. I only recommend body-safe toys, no bullshit and no paid promos. If I wouldn’t give a toy to a close friend, then I won’t recommend it to you, either. I’ve tested over 1,080 vibrators, 530 dildos, and 165 butt plugs (and a plethora of cock rings, kink gear, and lubes!). Everyone’s preferences vary, so I rate vibrating toys by 1. power level and 2. rumbliness; and always describe how my personal tastes color my experience.
My Experience with Blooming Bliss Vibrator
A slightly “viral” promo piece on Blooming Bliss has garnered 69.8K Tiktok views [as of this writing]. Why??? I think it was the waterfall clip spliced in.
💦 The waterfall means this vibrator gonna make you squirt buckets, right??
Well… nope! No surprise, “Tiktok popular” may not be “top quality”! Because:
I cannot emphasize enough that this vibrator set has the tonality of a buzzing wasp. (The pinpoint “wand” especially, but the bullet / love egg is high-pitched, too.) It also makes me think of mosquitos.
The bullet vibrator feels like it stepped out of the 1990s. It’s a dated, cheap-o motor sensation. If I had paid $89.99 (Blushvibe.com’s selling price) for this dual set, I would be pissssssed.
Of course, not everyone hates buzzy vibration. A fraction of vibrator-users even actively seek it out! High-pitched frequency sometimes means a small vibrator can achieve greater intensity in that petite package (whereas the very strongest vibes are big ones, over a foot long).
But in Blooming Bliss, high-frequency does not equal “has more impact.” Here, the “wand” is just like bbbbbzzzzzzzzz, zzzt, **droooones** low-mediocre level of vibration power.
I know Blush Blooming Bliss vibrator’s meant as a cute and fun pick. The case is a… decorative cactus, in a color one could name “retro ’70s den” to be kind, or “avocado puke” to be abrasive. Strangely, Blush’s promo pics depict it as a more vivid neon green, while in reality it’s this muted green:
I never mean to be the “yuck your yum” police, of course: If you like how this lil cactus box looks, and you aren’t a critic who seeks powerful + rumbly vibrators, the Blush Play with Me Blooming Bliss vibrator could brighten your day. (Peepshow Toys at least has it for $40 less than Blush [$49.99 cost], though IMO $29.99 would be a reasonable price.)
If instead, you’re looking for something cute that’s also got more 💥bang for clitoral stimulation, then I recommend these adorable + effective vibrators:
Cute + Effective Clitoral Vibrators & Better Travel-Friendly Vibrators
Which is cutest to you? The following all have better top power level, better vibration speed range, and more vibration depth (rumble) vs. the Blooming Bliss vibrator:
- Cutest: Unihorn vibrators, Unihorn Bean Blossom most of all. Flutter-tongue with air pulse and 2 vibrating sections, $39.99.
- Best power + rumbly vibes: Zen Rose Vibrator. Love it. Air pulsing “clit suction” like a Satisfyer, Womanizer, or Melt—except with rumbly vibration added in. IMO the best Rose vibe ever. $45.99; out of stock, will be back.
- Easiest travel: Essential Bullet by BMS: see its sturdy, zippered travel-case here. $21.99. Or, get the same power-level except running from high to low (speeds run backwards) & no carry-case in Maia Sherri’s cute cherry silk print, also $21.99.
- Other cuteness: Satisfyer Pro Penguin has a lil bowtie, OMG. Toooo cute. Slightly boxy mouth vs. Pro 2. $49.99.
Vibration Functions and Strength
The Blush Blooming Bliss does consist of 2 separate, tiny vibrators. The “egg bullet” vibrator has 10 vibration functions (3 steady speeds + 7 patterns).
The “oscillating” (another “doesn’t align with reality” claim) “wand” is a mini-bullet vibrator with a rounded pinpoint tip. This pinpoint vibrator has 12 vibration functions (3 steady speeds + 9 patterns).
Is Blooming Bliss Travel Friendly?
The cactus case is two sections, and will split in half if it’s jostled around in a bag, leaving the pinpoint vibrator exposed. The egg-bullet vibrator also doesn’t have a place to fit in that cactus case.
So, if you’re traveling with this, you’d need to throw the Blooming Bliss set into a separate storage bag or freezer bag. Like, think about all the other cute suction toys you could fit in here instead:
OK, so this charging via USB-C is nice: It’s an ironic contrast with the old-school feel of the Blooming Bliss’ motors. Only a few other major vibrators currently use a USB-C end that plugs into the actual vibrator: Magic Wand Micro, and PalmPower Extreme.
Anywho, the USB-C part is the only travel-friendly thing about the Blush Blooming Bliss. Like, if you lose your charging cord on the road, you might be able to buy a replacement. But, not all USB-C cables do work: older / cheaper ones will. The fast USB-C chargers for my laptop and for an iPhone we have, purchased within the year, will not power up this vibrator; but a couple generic USB-C cords do. (It includes a cord with purchase, so this note is just in case you were to buy the Blooming Bliss and lose that cord.)
How to Control & Use
To turn on the Blooming Bliss’ two vibrating parts:
- The “wand” pointy thing requires you to hold down on its power button for between 2 and 3 seconds, then it will start vibrating.
- To power on the egg/ bullet vibrator, hold down on its power button for 3 seconds. Then, tap it again.
- Continue tapping either mini vibrator’s power button to cycle through all the speeds + patterns.
Care & Cleaning
Blush doesn’t provide an IPX water-resistance rating for these toys, like they do with all their other premium silicone products. I’d guess IPX4.
To clean, just use your normal handsoap and scrub both vibrators, separately, under running water from your sink.
You’d want to remove the bullet-egg from its silicone cover to thoroughly clean inside, if you have inserted that piece into the vagina.
It’s USB rechargeable, both vibrators via the cactus-case. The USB-C charging port’s on one side, under a cactus arm. Stick it in, as the pinpoint-vibe is cradled by the cactus-case’s plastic interior.
Then, have the silicone sleeve removed from the egg-bullet vibrator to reveal 2 metallic charging nodes, on the oxidized-avocado end. Those 2 silver nodes will attach magnetically to the gold nodes on the underside of the cactus-case.
Recap & Rating
The Blooming Bliss cute vibrator kit is a set of two budget vibrators, dressed in a… yellow-green cactus theme. Both vibrators are high-frequency (bzzzt!), and neither packs much punch.
For newbies to clitoral stimulation, who are wanting an adorable product that does not scream “sex toy!!!”, I strongly recommend the Unihorn vibrators. Or, here are other more “disguised” type clitoral stimulators, short-list!
Shop my favorite Cuter & Stronger mini vibrators here!
| Feature | Rating (out of 5) |
|---|---|
| Orgasms per dollar value ($89.99 price): I would use this if I landed in a parallel universe where I was stranded on a desert island with only the Blooming Bliss vibrator kit, and no way to access technology ever again. | 0.5 |
| User experience/ Ease of use: Um… they’re compact and easy to hold? No one should have problems inserting the egg-bullet’s slim diameter? The silicone holster (to make it easy to remove vaginally) is not bad. But yeah, the buzziness of these vibrators makes me a total “Fail” for me. | 1.0 |
| Luxury feel: Body-safe silicone and ABS plastic. They tried to be cute with the packaging! USB-C rechargeable. The vibe motors just feel cheap-o, though; hard to redeem that. | 1.75 |
| Run time (49mins. / 122mins. low speed) & easy charging | 3.5 |
| Total | 1.69 of 5 ⭐s |
| Vibration power, low-to-high intensity [vs. all vibrators] | From 2.5 to 4.5 /out of 10 |
| Vibration depth (“rumble”), low-to-high | Bullet/vaginal “egg”: 2.5 to 0.5 /out of 10 —— Pinpoint vibe: 0.5 to 0.0 /out of 10 |
| Volume (decibels) | 43 to 52 dB |