The NS Novelties Firefly 5″ Pleasures is a dildo you can also use as a glowstick—something I had no idea I wanted until I got one. Before NS Novelties released the Firefly 5″ and 8″ Pleasures, (body-safe) glow-in-the-dark dildos were only available from very small (usually…

Fun Factory Boss side view on feathers

The Boss dildo by Fun Factory is the most appropriately named sex toy that I’m aware of. This thing dominates my vagina—it wants to bring it into submission. Actually, “Fun Factory Overlord” might be more descriptive than “Fun Factory Boss.” And the Boss’ mastery over my genitals…

Real Nude Ergo red roses

The Blush Novelties Real Nude Ergo is a team player. It’s the nice guy who’s considerate about your budget, and who plays well with your other close friends (like the We-Vibe Tango or the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet). The average-sized Ergo doesn’t make waves, but its…

Vixen Large Realistic Bent on green-and-blue fabric

When I want a dildo that’s wide and firm, I reach for the Large Realistic Bent, by Vixen Creations. It’s no secret that I found Vixen’s VixSkin Maverick to be too squishy—so I decided to try out the Large Realistic Bent. It’s the same shape and…

The Magic Stick, part of the very affordable Ruse line by Blush Novelties, has solved all my standing-masturbation problems. You see, usually when I stick a suction cup dildo on a wall, I’m forced to arch my shoulders backward and thrust my hips forward. But the…